Harm Spells mean Harm Spells - Pathfinder2e: Blood Lords - Zombie Feast

After playing the Starfinder modules,

there was a sale on Humble Bundle for the

Bloodlords adventure. It came with the

book and everything. I bought that and

looked it over and asked the players.

Everybody seemed receptive to the idea of

trying that out. This is our foray into

Pathfinder, so instead of Starfinder, we

would try out an actual Pathfinder

adventure module. Bloodlords takes place

in the region of Geb. Our adventure starts

in the city of Graderge, where we meet the

Bloodlord Berlina. And she tasks the

adventurers to go to a farm and figure out

why the farm is not producing any more

food. The module suggests, as an

introduction, to get people right into the

combat to do a flashback of a battle at

the farm. So it starts out with a

flashback to an undead cow that's at the

farm. So basically that's the first fight

that we have. We have lots of discussion

over how Foundry works and there's how the

recording works. There's lots of behind

the scenes technical talk, but we had fun.

Hope you enjoy our foray into the

Bloodlords adventure.

Okay. Okay.

So. Bloodlords, eh? Maybe.

Did anybody read the document? That big

document that was so hard to read. Yeah?

The book thingy? Yeah. I had to read it

over and over and over again. Oh. I read

it last week. So dry. To which... how much

of it did I retain? We'll find out.

So what I need, this is sort of a session

zero. I think we get started tonight. I

don't have much of the work already, which

I really appreciate.

Folds on a few things out here. Alright.

You're gonna have a lot of ums to cut from

your stream. Well, there's just gonna be

ums. That's all there is to it.

I'll speed up the silence as I got no

problem doing that. But. The ums, the ums

gonna stay. The ums have it. No. Um bop.

Yeah, exactly. Oh no. Oh, they're my

favorite! Didn't they turn out to be

horrible people? Forget. What, handsome?

Yeah, handsome. I don't know what happened

to them. Let's look it up. Let's destroy

more childhood heroes. Let's do it. Not

hard to do.

So, great urge.

Is where you guys are.

Um.

Each one of you needs to have a reason to

be talking to the blood lord of this

region. Of this city. Baloney. My own?

Yep, my baloney. What the hell off? No,

Berlin. Berlin. Um, she is the ruler of

this city plus the surrounding areas. The

idea is, um, there's actually in this spot

there's a lot of living. Uh, there's a lot

of living people. And, uh, they're fed by

the farms. And... Are you recording? Yep.

Okay. Is that okay? Sorry, just making

sure. Oh, okay, thank you. I didn't see

our buddy in the chat. Oh, shit. I forgot

the buddy. No, you're absolutely right. I

need that backup. I am recording the

audio. But I forgot about Craig. Yeah.

You're not Craig. Because Craig is a good

backup because, like, the quality is so

good. It's crazy how, like, how, what the

quality is. I'm not doing the

transcription this time, though. That was

too much.

Pretty good laugh at the transcription,

though. Hi, Craig. Oh, boy. Thanks, Craig.

Calm down, Craig. Plus, I couldn't find an

AI bot that summarized all that text. It

was too much. It was, like, uh... That

would be hilarious. Because we were

misquoted constantly. Half a million

characters. And, like, the most we do is,

like, uh...

...or something like that. And so you'd

have to... It's just too much work. Too

much hassle. Oh, no! Craig is showing up!

In! Oh, no! Oh, I get rid of him. Surely

there must be a way. Surely there's gotta

be a way. This ruins everything!

Craig! Oh, there's gotta be a way to go in

and say, don't show Craig. You messed with

that for a second. We're gonna chit-chat.

Okay, you guys chit-chat, yeah. So, why

are we at the city wanting to talk to

Berlin? Do you guys have reasons yet?

Because I'm kind of... Yes, I have a

reason. I'm flying in the wind here. I

thought somebody was bragging about having

finished all their shit yesterday. I

didn't know about this homework until

five, ten minutes ago. Mm-hmm. I may have

tuned it out at some point. Oh, my God.

The only thing I could think of for me,

and I think I mentioned it to Marisa

yesterday, which was, I think, somewhere,

somehow, my character would like to

explore the options on how to become a

lich. Mm-hmm. Cool. I don't know if that

ties into anything that... Or is

acceptable. I never cross-referenced this

with the GM whatsoever. But that was my

first thought. There is a problem with

that. And the problem is a lich is an

actual heritage. Or not heritage, but...

Actually, you could be a lich now that I

think about it. Yeah, I'm a crazy person.

You're talking back as a lich, right? No,

no. There's nothing that says you can't.

I'd have to read up on it, but I'm purely

talking about rules, right? Yeah. In the

rules, what you guys are... No. What Kat's

character is is an archetype. So she

started out an elf, but then she was a

champion, and then she chose a new

archetype. And that's what a lich is, is

another archetype. So I think, yeah, you

could be in your next level, or in

subsequent levels, you can take this...

They call them dedications, and what they

do is they... It's like a track that you

go onto, and you've got to take a few

feats, and then you're sort of both. So in

-game, yeah. Definitely. But if you want

to be something sort of that your

character struggles with, and is something

that you want to attain, and just isn't

attainable for comedic effects, then

that's fine, too. Whatever you want, but

it actually is an archetype. A lich is an

archetype, and there's special feats for a

lich. Hmm. Which you can read about in the

Book of the Undead.

But anyway, that was sort of my first

thought. If it's crazy complicated, then

for me, it would just be gathering better

resources to fund my scientific

experiments.

Okay. I am, like, newly vamped, so I'm

looking to climb the ranks, so to speak.

So I want to talk to the chicken charge.

What's your... Actually, should we do just

a quick intro on our characters as well?

Yeah, you should. And you should maybe

have a way to...

Um... Uh...

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do

that. Maybe a reason why some of you have

met. I think, actually, you could have

met. You don't have to have met. You'd

either have to do that, or there has to be

a reason why Birlin summoned you to meet

her.

Leo has that reason already. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Well, I sort of already put a quick

description of my character in the chat,

but in case anybody was too bored to read

it. I'd be wearing a witch hat. It was a

few days ago. Yeah, but I just want it for

the recording. Yep, 100%. So, Sparks

Fizzlebottom is my character's name. He

was originally a normal dwarf traveling

with sort of like a carnival show, and he

was responsible for doing sort of the end

of the night ceremony for, you know, like,

fireworks display and all that stuff. So

he would go around, set it up, and then

also set them off and all that fun stuff.

When they arrived in Greydurge, the area

to which he was provided to go ahead and

set up his fireworks was near a large

amount of already deceased and sort of

piled up bodies that were being prepared

for some of the local necromancers to do

their thing. And as part of this, some of

the offgasses that come off of the dead

bodies happened, or one of those offgasses

happens to be a little bit of methane. So

when he set up his fireworks display, it

was too close to some of the bodies, and

naturally when he went to go ignite one of

the fireworks set off sort of a chain

reaction of explosions, which he was

caught in, and it flung his body into the

pile of corpses that were prepared for the

necromancers. And next thing you know, he

comes to, you know, probably a week or so

later. He is no longer a normal dwarf. He

is now a full skeleman. So now he's

resided within the city for the better

part of two or three months now. He's

found himself a little spot to basically

set up his alchemical studies, just

picking up quick jobs here and there to

either sort of help out

and essentially provide coins so that he

can basically fund his studies. And one of

the neat things too about being a recently

turned undead is he doesn't really have

much of a memory of his past. That's just

one of the byproducts of being

resurrected. But what he does recall are

certain key features that he was

interested in. Specifically, he likes

bombs, and he likes playing with

chemicals. So that's his MO.

Okay. Mine's a little similar in the fact

that I'm new to being undead. So I'm Tyria

-thena Thael. I was born in the elf

capital in this world, in Chironian, I

think. Spent long years on my family's

estates. They were wealthy, entranced with

the queen and all that. They worshipped an

ancient goddess of freedom and luck. I

tried to follow suit but never really

connected.

As I aged, there was nowhere for me to go

as my family was kind of topped with a

food chain. So I grew restless and left.

At the age of 300, I began travelling and

learning about other races, and politics,

and cuisines, and lifestyles. And I'd grow

bored, and then at 400, I became a

confectionist that would travel with

wealthy families and create crazy candies

and sweets, and I'd show them off. But I

grew bored of that too. And then, at

almost 600 years old, I'm in training to

become a champion. I couldn't really

explain why. I was just bored. Trainers

say I have such a remarkable skill and a

powerful future. But on my birthday of 600

years old, that evening I was in my new

champion's gear, and I was supposed to

pledge myself to the deity that had never

acknowledged me. And I looked over into

the forest and just wandered off into the

cold moonlit night. And then I met

someone. There was some pain. Things grew

faint. I staggered out into the sun. Oh

no.

Oh no! A powerful being opened up its arms

and brought me back into the darkness, and

a champion pledged to Emmett. Emmett?

Emmett is the god.

Some dark weeks, nights later, I found

myself in Geb, travelling at night, of

course. I end up in Gradeersh. I spent the

last of my wealth having my beloved horse

Nightdream reanimated so that we could

continue on forever. So my gold is gone. I

obviously can't go home. But for the first

time in centuries, I'm not bored.

So I want to climb to the heights of

power. Here we are. Fresh vampire.

So is your horse like a zombie horse, or

is it like a skeleton horse? A skeletal

horse. Gotcha. Can I drag the token out?

No I can't. I'll show you later.

You should be able to drag it out. No.

Can't stand it. Just give me one moment.

Leo, it's your turn. I want to change up

some pictures and things that are here, so

I'm just doing some technical bullshit.

Well, I want to be difficult and make

everybody roleplay the discovery of my

tragic backstory. So my name is Uvumakel.

Sorry, Uvumakel.

And... I am here, and I am queer, so get

used to it. I'm kidding, that's not my

backstory. I don't know, I don't know what

to say. That's not going to give stuff

away. I'm one cool cat. Just being totally

normal, totally regular.

Alright, so we don't know you. Uh, no. I

guess you would have seen me around

working at the Re-animators. I was working

there for a while. Okay. Well, I'm like

newly arrived.

So I think I'm kind of in the... looking

for work. I would still be well dressed

and whatnot, but you know, on the last of

my pennies kind of thing, so I want to

earn some bucks, climb some ranks.

I'm just wondering, if someone were to

bottle blood, can a vampire just kind of

hang on to that and drink it later sort of

thing? Oh, that's interesting. Oh, also,

yeah, I'm alive. Oh, you're alive. That's

probably the most important thing. I'm

alive. A willing donor? Where? I can have

something to nibble on. Alright. A lunch.

Someone packed a lunch.

So maybe... Sorry, is your character... is

it Tiri for short? Yeah, Tiri. Okay. Maybe

sort of just showing up into the city and

whatnot. Sort of just on the side someone

had like given my name to you or something

like that. Because, you know, it's not

like anybody's just going to openly say,

here have some of my blood. So maybe what

I would have done is I would have sort of

like a... As part of like doing

experiments and whatnot, I would have

probably bottles or even like reagents of

blood that I've mixed with like sort of

like a stabilizing sort of type formula.

Okay. Yeah. Good little shelf life. I've

met up at your shop spending my last few

pennies on snacks. I would say it's more

lab than it is shop. They just kind of

said, oh, this guy can help you out. Okay.

And I'm usually apt to do that. Alright.

Well, maybe we're both freshly dead. We

can have that in common. Yeah, I've only

been in the city for like a couple months,

if that. Just long enough to basically

find a spot and set up my little lab.

Yeah, I like that. So I found your shop

and then we got talking about the city

because you would know some shit that I

wouldn't know yet. And you'd be like, hey,

that Berlin is the head chick you want to

get in with or something. Gotcha. And the

place is like real sketchy, right? So as

per the normal decorum of the area, you

know, it is sort of fabricated or the

building itself is fabricated from bone

and sort of cured leather of whatever

creature it came off of. Most likely a

bipedal being. Alright, I tighten up the

ties on my very large bag that is full of

my skeletal mounts bones. And I live in

like the basement. So like, you have to go

in through one door and then through

another door. And then it actually goes

down like a really dark, sketchy ass

stairwell. Well, I'm good with that.

Because I can't travel in sunlight. Oh.

So that's gonna fuck with things a bit.

Eh. Or what do we decide, like high noon

sunlight or like a window? I would say you

want to stay out of the sun as much as

possible. But high noon sunlight hurts you

more. Is what I would say. Yeah, it's like

I was reading up on it. If I get in the

sun, it slows me. And I've got very

limited time to get out of it before I

sizzle away.

Yeah, that would make sense. Well, I mean,

if we started sort of like traveling

together, how long was this last word? Oh,

it's only a minute. Nevermind. I was gonna

say I can make a certain amount of potions

for like elixirs and bombs for free per

day. I was looking at this juggernaut

mutagen that I have. It only lasts a

minute. Oh.

Or, you know, if you get too fucked up, I

guess I can give you one of those elixirs

of life. No. Yeah, that would work. Mm

-hmm.

Well, I'm not happy with my layout.

I'm unhappy. Oh. There they are.

Something's gonna be done. It's all gonna

be okay.

I'll just make it smaller.

Step in the corner. Yeah. I'll try that. I

squished everybody together. You're

squished. You're all squished, yeah. Okay.

That works fine. I cleaned up all the

coffee that I spilled.

Got that straightened around. I got rid of

Craig.

Oh, Craig. He was really giving me a

problem. Annoying.

So, yeah. So out of curiosity, when you

made, or when you guys made, um, Tiri's

avatar for the Discord thing, did you get

the actual, like, actually two separate

images generated? One sort of standing

there smiling, and then when you talk, it

closes the eyes? No, I did a significant,

a lot of, I did a, I worked at that for

like 45 minutes to make that. Okay. So it

wasn't too much. I did yours too. Yours is

easy. Just drag the jaw down. Yeah, just

take the, take the mouth out of the way.

My little hamster, I had to do a lot of

editing because it's like this realistic

fur. Yeah. It doesn't look bad though.

It's not bad. I had another, uh, I sent

two photos to Jonathan and I said, you

know, pick whichever one you think is

actually better. Regardless of which one

he picked, I felt like was a relatively

perfect embodiment of maybe not just the

character, but just me in general. They

were both pretty good.

You should post the other one to Discord.

Uh, yeah, I can do that. I, the only

reason why I picked this one is because it

was in colour and the other one wasn't in

colour. That's it. Well, the other one is,

it's sort of coloured, it's just he's

wearing black robes, I guess. Like there

is, there is a bit of an offset. I guess

the, I guess the wicks on the bombs are

not very, they should have been brown or

something, but, um. Oh, do you want me to

put those in the Discord thing? Yeah.

Your, your pictures you posted? Your

pictures? Mm-hmm. Okay, give me a second.

I mean, yeah, if you want to do it for

now, obviously I'm going to make something

better eventually. Nope, it's great to

have something. Awesome, awesome, awesome.

So that was the, uh, that was the other

one where he's very happy to be holding

many bombs. It's in the, uh, TTRPG, um,

chat.

Oh, he is very happy. Though it does raise

the question, when you were exploded, how

did your hair stay intact? Also, what's it

attached to? Dwarf. Extra dwarfy dwarf

beard. That's, that's all you need to

know. Is it though? That's how it works.

Like that's literally the rule. How does

beard work on dwarf? And the, the answer

is just dwarf.

Listen, if the women dwarves can grow a

beard, then anything's possible. Are you

saying that women can't grow beards IRL? I

didn't say that. I'm just saying dwarf

women specifically are really good at

growing them. Mhmm. I don't know, I feel

like your logic's not holding up that

good.

Well, I don't know, how many women do you

see running around with beards? I don't go

outside, so that's not a very good... I'm

not a good person to ask. I did used to

buy cupcakes from a place called the

Bearded Lady, and there was a woman who

did in fact have a beard who owned it.

Well, there you go. It's very far in

between. Was she a dwarf? No, she was, um,

a human. Like, I don't know what to tell

you.

I rest my case. Sometimes I can't with

you. Haha.

I don't know how to... It doesn't seem to

be taking the override. Like, when I'm...

I've got the... I've got it done. I

just... And there's a thing that says, oh,

click here to override. Here's user's

choice.

And then... I click it, and it doesn't

name override. Maybe it's Leo? Do I type

that in? Is that how I do it? No? No?

How do I... I click the little gear.

Visible only on my embeds. That's fine.

I'm back.

I'm a DIMAS. Welcome back. I can't figure

out how to override the picture. I thought

I had done that with yours the night

before. Oh. I've got the thing set up, but

it's like, it doesn't, uh... Do I have to

download something? No, that would make

sense. Well, actually, if you want to do

it, you can do it. You've got OBS already,

right? So, if you go to that reactive

.fujitec... I think I posted that in the

Discord thing. Yeah. So you go there.

That's A. B. You open up Discord. Hold on.

I don't know my Discord login. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, not Discord. OBS. After you've

signed in with this. I don't know your own

login. No, are you kidding? This brain is

so empty. I have a password manager for

that. Same.

How to make Discord override. I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's funny. It's like, it's there. I

click on it. Nothing happens.

I need the override. I couldn't get it

working for Craig either. I know there's a

way to do it. It's just something I'm

not... Something I'm not understanding.

Include own image in group view.

Back again, huh? Hmm? Oh, sorry. I was

talking to the cat. Oh, they're coming

back. They keep coming to see if Dainee's

still in the bed. Like a ten minute

rotation here.

Oh.

I'm messing something.

Go team, go. You can do it. Even though

I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but

I believe in you. I'm trying to... Oh,

she's got hers... She's changed herself

anyways. Did I pick it up? Yeah, it's

working. Why does it not show up on my

thing? Because you've changed it on their

website. So I'm picking up your changes

because I'm on the website. But if you

want them to show in Discord... Then

you've got to use OBS to do a virtual

camera. You know how to do that? It's not

that hard? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I

can close those out now? I think you've

got to keep it open because you've got to

drag that code block over to Discord. And

I think actually... I'm not sure if it

works when you close out the webpage. It

might not work. I just closed out the

webpage because it's still working? Yep,

it's still working. Okay. Well, my OBS is

apparently installing an update, so I'll

figure that out later. Yeah, but it's

showing up on my thing. Okay. Yeah, it's

working. If you want to remove your white

background, that makes a difference. But

it's not the end of the world. Like, if

you wanted to just make it not square,

make it transparent. Oh, yeah. That would

have been smart. But I didn't make a PNG.

Do you want to see what I'm... I'll show

you what I'm seeing. Because I can switch

my camera to that. So I can say this. So

this is what's being pasted in the

actual... That is annoying. You're like, I

have to tag. It's actually reversed. But

you

might be in a better position somewhere

else. See, I can drag... I'll show you.

Just drag people around.

Because you're kind of hidden there, so

maybe... Oh, it looked like he was picking

your nose. Great. Do it again. Do it

again. Get me in there. No!

And I'll be above everybody since I'm the

game master. Watch where you're putting

that finger. Yep. It's ribbed for your

pleasure. Oh my god.

Oh boy. Anyways, this is the gist of what

I'm trying to do on the page. I would like

the background to be black. Or not black,

but transparent. I haven't figured out how

to do that yet. And I don't want to waste

time tonight doing that. Yeah, I'll work

on a better icon. Not in the world. And

also, once you're done drawing, I can take

your token and do the masking up so that

it'll pop out of the token. It looks

really good with powders.

Oh my god, is OBS ever gonna finish?

Oh, OBS is updating, is it? Yeah, still.

Oh well, it's fine.

Anyways, I thought this was like a, you

know, an easy way to get the live YouTuber

thing. I mean, it's just one change. Just

the mouth opening. But, I don't know. I

couldn't stop laughing when I first saw

it. I mean, it's pretty good.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, you guys have all

figured out how, why, um... I'm gonna call

her Bimini. It's not Bimini. Sheesh.

Berlin wants to talk to you, right? Um, I

think we're going, because I'm gonna like,

maybe I'm convinced, um, Sparks to come

with me to look for a way to ingratiate

ourselves to her. Yeah, she's basically

put it in my head that she can probably

get me better, um, supplies or funds to

sort of... Work towards the Lich thing,

yeah. Either do the Lich thing or even

just, even just experiments in general.

Like anything to,

um...

Right.

Um... So, let me just quickly rub together

a token for our other player. Um, alright.

Oh, wait. I didn't actually do the token.

Good grief. Do do do do do do do do do do

do do do do do. Okay, great. Um. Okay, so

do you see familiars, uh, Kat? I do. So,

under that skeletal mount, do you not

have, you can drag that out and do

whatever you want, can't you? Mmm. You can

open it up. I can open it up. I cannot

drag it out. Okay. Well, that's fine

because the game is positive. I can't I

can't drag out my other character. Yeah,

right exactly. So yes, I can open it up

and see his shape Yeah, so I will drag out

the mount in case you want to see the art

you generated for that So that's your your

mount

And I just I can disassemble him and tuck

him in a bag He's he will go into just

fall apart his bones and you just it's a

lot of bones so You know, I have questions

Is he like a is he like a clap on clap off

horse?

Sorry, why why does he have an ear also is

he a unicorn with the world's shortest

horn? Oh I suppose the ears are a bit of

an oddity. I didn't think he's still got

hair too. So he's hasn't finished rotting

yet. Ah Okay. Okay. So one year and one

really short horn. Yeah, it was just done

like last week

Wait, is that is that a horn or is that

his other ear? Hmm. That's his other ear.

It's definitely the horn Anyways, oh It is

a horn look at that it's definitely not a

unicorn maybe maybe you like unicorns so

you slap one on It's like a hood ornament

That's playing For my horse Oh

Leo your character If you notice in under

your spell book I have created the cleric

font harm spells only and That's where you

can manage your Your your font spells

because you get four four spell slots just

for harm spells four extra ones So they

have to be chosen from your known spells

So do you have any questions on how to use

this this interface Because it's quite

complicated I Feel like I've learned it

enough to help you out with it. Wait,

where's my my font? Yeah

So it's under the little magic wand icon

So The font spells are the first on your

list Cleric font harm spells only. Oh,

okay. So this plants and grim tendrils. I

just have to take out You can adjust

however you want but they have to be those

are the only harm spells, you know Mm-hmm

that are level one. So they're the only

ones that can be in there right now But

you can harm is its own spell though,

isn't it? No, it is not That's what I'm

trying to say is the website was wrong

They've changed the way spells work. It's

better for you. It's better for you. Yeah,

it is but boy does that make it confusing?

So basically it just means instead of four

spells called harm. They just say oh you

get four extra spell Slots I mean and when

I say slots, I don't mean known spells I

mean slots that you can spend on spell.

Yeah, and you can spend them on Whatever

harm spells you have. Okay, so If you look

on that same page where it says cleric

font harm spells only right over to the

right There's a little edit button and

there's a trash don't delete the trash but

That's that's where you can sort of Oh

Wait, no, you don't actually look at that

spell preparation. There's a big button

called spell preparation. Oh, that's right

there in my face. Yeah, exactly So this is

the spells that you know So when you learn

new spells They're here. And actually I

think as a cleric, you know all the spells

at level one Am I am I wrong about that? I

do not know. I don't remember I think

Basically at the start of the day you

choose which spells you're gonna load up.

Yeah, I think I prepare spells I don't

write anything exactly. So you're gonna

want to fill this up and to fill this up

There's a little magnifying glass and you

can hit the magnifying glass and then you

can find a spells That you're supposed to

know and drag them over Does that make

sense? Huh So You do see a little

magnifying glass So if you click that now

as so you you basically you can only learn

divine spells so and Rank one is

automatically checked off. So all these

spells listed over here I think they line

up with your all the cleric spells that

you're allowed to sort of choose from at

the start of the day So Okay, if there's

one in here that you just want to oh I'm

gonna use this one every day So I'm just

I'm gonna say bless so you drag bless over

to Where it says first rank and it'll

it'll put it in there. And do you see it

popped up there? This is this is a

convenience thing for you. This is not

anything to do with the rules of the game

Yeah, so these are the spells that you

want to access frequently now once they're

here at the start of a day You can load

them in to the other side by dragging them

over into those empty slots Okay, okay.

Yes. Yes. Yes. So now we close that out

Roll down a little bit into the cleric

section and this is a section where you

can you can drag other spells not just the

harm only spells and and you have Two of

these that you can cast today, but you

could they could be harm spells too Like

if you wanted you can cast lens four times

and then two more times down here six

times. It's just That's how you that's how

you do it Okay. All right. I think I got

that. I think I agree great good and your

focus pool that takes I think ten minutes

to to reload. There's no Short rests or

long rest in this game. However That being

said if you have a healer in your party,

which I think you do they have something

called treat wounds and Basically, they

can treat rune treat wounds every hour and

that and that gives you a certain amount

of health back so if if if You're if you

just did a fight and you say oh we want to

rest. Okay well, how many hours do you

want to rest for and Every hour you can

get so much more health back basically So

in essence no, there is no short long rest

to get all your health back But there is

resting periods that you will take and you

will you know basically advance time to

heal up so Being after a fight it is

important to heal up The longer you take

the worst, you know things might happen

depending on where you are things like

that But those are that's important to

remember that if you do have a healer be

very nice to them and get them to heal you

up after fight Now something else

I feel like I can hear evil laughter Sorry

now, I'm too busy looking at my spells.

Oh, okay. Oh, I'm sorry. No, I mean, I'm

too busy looking at them to laugh

So the hot bar you play World of Warcraft

and some more RPGs never I don't believe

you. That's a horrible game So we got the

hot bar down here and I got an add-on so I

can put things on your hot bar easily

without signing in as you because these

are two things that are very important in

this game and that is to use basic actions

these these are actions that Are

Things that To things that like you want

to do like treat wounds is actually a

basic action There's many different things

that you do there's one called grapple

that any tanks in the party will want to

be doing to Grapple and put the enemy

they're fighting at its advantage if they

can there's like strength checks and

things but all those Mundane things are

there It's also possible if there's

something used all the time You can

actually put it on in your on your

character sheet under under actions. You

open up your character sheet You go to

your action page and there's actually a

little browse button. You can browse all

the actions in the game There's a lot of

them so you can put them in your in your

Drag them over into your sheet if you want

as well

So That's that's something and for some

reason you've got three hero points you

should not have three hero points, okay

Hero points, that's a good segue So

basically what I've done is there is a

rule by a Subsystem in the game. So

basically hero points are things that I

give out because I think hey you guys did

pretty good So If you have hero points you

can spend them on a reroll so I rolled

that I don't like that I'm gonna reroll

it, you know, that's basically it And you

have to choose the reroll And also it's a

it's a way to recover yourself from if

you're if you're Knocked out if you're

zero hit points and you're dying You can

get back up. You'll be unconscious, but

you won't be sort of dying anymore so

Those are important a rule that came with

the game is called hero actions and in

your in your sheet, you'll see that

there's a Little button that says draw one

and it's and it's flashing. It wants you

to draw one. These are cards. These are

hero cards there's a deck of 52 and You

can draw a card from that deck and then

you can use that you can say you can spend

your hero points on a card and then use

that at a later time or You can give it to

another player if you want So that's just

sort of a little little thing that if you

want it if you want to You got a whole

bunch of hero points and you want to spend

one or two on maybe some lucky cards You

take it the cards do cool things they do

different things that's right So I think

under journal So what I'll do I think if

you switch the journal tab

I Think you can look and there's a hero

point deck journal And you can see all the

different things that you might be able to

pick up and they just all do different

things That's just a little bit of more

rules for a game we're learning Yeah, and

you guys all remember the fun little

theater button to push at the top your

characters That's still in the game

There's a few extra You know flashy things

that are in the game a little these are

animations and things like that when you

crit There's a big thing say hey you crit

cuz critting This is this big part of this

game is you love the crits. We want to

crit as much as we can So Yeah, oh Can I

know halfling language as my extra

language

Sure Why not You all should know of Syrian

and necro You all have been in this area

for a while those are the two main

language languages So everybody should

have those at least I think of Syrian is

common basically in this area. Yeah and

Because I remember changing that But

everybody basically if you don't have

necro I will add it to your sheet

Regardless of how many languages you've

already have it's just something that you

would have you Have any questions Not yet,

I think those were the major things that I

had sort of that I wanted to cover word

was the spell book for our cleric and the

The crafting for our Alchemist and for our

champion I just wanted you to know That

there's checkboxes to make sure your aura

is on or off I checked it on I assume I

would just have it on all the time or is

that something wears out you you you might

I don't think anyone's gonna be upset I

guess we could roleplay to say oh Your

aura is on and it's really upsetting

somebody we could do that I'm not gonna be

too fussy Does my aura have a look or a

feel Yes, it definitely does describe it

to me I

Just need to check on our clerics token

here just to see if me oh it doesn't have

a circle I Wanted to have a circle

Too bad All Right I'm gonna say a little

purple Sparkles float in the air and it

just but not not like clustered around

heavy just here and there So what's the

the aura do? Things that don't come up

when I click on it

Okay, so for my shielding

The the enemies have to be within my aura

to trigger some of my reactions

Gotcha, I Don't know if I can just save

myself I can save other people just it

seems like it's just my song Maybe I get

more stuff later. I'll worry about your

token later, but I have a very basic one

set up for you Okay, if nobody has any

questions or has any more role-playing

they want to do or comments they want to

make or

I Suppose we

could probably Figure this out if it comes

to combat But like I said, I wasn't able

to figure out how to get my spells into my

inventory my spells My daily crafted

potions into my inventory okay, so under

crafting When you so right now you're at

infused rations zero out of five, let's

just change that to five Remember I said

basically you're gonna have to change that

every now and then right? Is that

something I can edit because I couldn't

change that a while ago. Oh You can't

change infused reagents. This is zero or

does it say for now? Yep does. Oh Okay,

well I guess I'm stupid So now click

perform daily crafting and it should make

that flask

See and the counter went down now There

should be an acid flask lesser in your

inventory and there is a little

exclamation mark beside it And it says

this items temporary expire after duration

during daily preparations. It has no value

and cannot be sold. Okay Perfect the ball

where it says bulk That's To L means it's

very light. So basically it means it

doesn't write you a lot of So, how does

that work? So like if it says I only have

five infused reagents because my Forget

about that Just think whenever you need to

make something that just change that

number because that's an old mechanic that

they okay It's not reflect. You have to

keep track of what you can make and I

think it's I can look it up It's under

Sorry, yeah, so it's under Was it the

versatile vials was that what but that is

you can make So right here for every ten

minutes you can spend you gain two vials

but during your data preparation You can

create a number of versatile vials up to

two plus your intelligence modifier Okay,

so it's six why don't I see eight earlier

That's a different thing so if you go to

under under advanced alchemy And that's

all chem all chemical items at four plus

your intelligence modifier so those those

little vials you can create six the other

ones you can create out of The little

vials are different than the actual

flasks, but you can use the vials to make

the class So it's a little bit like what?

But I'm sure you've got that all figured

out Yeah, the adversity files. I think it

lets me change the damage of If I read

that correctly you know how to prepare

fast-stacking chemicals

And there's an option I have quick quick

alchemy toggle it on there too, which I

think Isn't really necessary because Of

the way this UI works, but you might as

well just talk it on just in case there's

some math that does But I think you can

throw that yeah see acid flasks lesser

lesser You can actually draw it and put it

in one hand and you can throw it Under

your and you have three hero points to are

you giving yourself hero points? No,

everybody giving those self hero points or

that was that me I? Must have done at some

point everybody should have one All

Right So This game is gonna be both all of

us learning the rules. I don't know all

the rules. I'm leaning heavily on foundry

to sort of teach me I have read a lot but

Yeah Are you ready to begin

Think so

I'll make a note that we started at into

the recording at one hour and two minutes

And I'm recording actually on a different

computer, so I'm not really sure this will

work, but we'll try it out

Do do do

You Guys have an appointment with Berlina

Berlin haldoli

Now if you guys want we can skip all the

introduction stuff and get radio into a

fight, and then we can flash back To the

start of the game Would you guys just like

to go do a fight first I Feel like I'd

like that just to learn what my stuff does

you know Okay, but that's just my opinion.

That's not everyone Does anybody else have

an opinion? It's nice to have one opinion

really I mean usually I ask for opinions

and no one just no one says anything so

Time is a thing too. It's it's the middle

of summer The calendar in This game lines

exactly up with our calendar, it's just

everything has a different name

So does anyone else not want to start off

into the action

No, I'm good to Give it a shot

I think Leo died Leo died I'm sorry. I'm

here. I was slurping down soup and forgot

to take my meat off How was your soup

delicious so good?

Did you have an opinion on fight or work

our way up or what um Oh, no, whatever all

right sounds like we're doing it

Oh the names air gag hose like I guess

Oh You guys Are in a fight the scene

starts with you guys fighting The titular

zombie cow that is on the front cover

Hurry someone go kick it gently in the

face

A Low wooden fence fallen in many places

with all its gates thrown open once

enclosed a wide dirt yard The dirt is

trampled with an unsettling amount of

blood and go

So very good, where's the vault Well,

that was loud I don't think we need that

much ambience It was drowning you out. Oh

good thing I have all that shit turned

down. Yeah, exactly. It's good idea

Well, it's very nice

I'm sure it's nice. I cannot pick out

sounds when there are other sounds

happening. I Like it. I got bad ears

So You guys have been You guys are facing

this this cow The cow is an undead cow one

of its horns is missing It has a size

stuck in it Many ropes things like this

It's Starting to look at look at all you

it hasn't charged yet. I've unfrozen time

What do you do?

Go for initiative It it has not approached

you yet, it's sort of circling I scream at

the group it's coming right at us I did

it

I Look there's a circle around around your

character that must be your your aura

Get off the table When did I make my dice

purple Or pink this is a this is a new a

brand new game So right whatever

preferences you had in the past you'll

have to set them up again. Oh, no This is

a challenging fight you guys oh shit

literally all may die

So

Ubu meko Ubu meko go go go go go go go go

go Hey, hold on Did I not start the fight

Go there we go

All right, I cast greater invisibility and

I GTFO Alright That's my trick yeah, it is

your trick. I'm going to what's my move?

It is

I Did something What is it like 20 or 25

is like the base I move my ass over there,

and then I will cast

This I've got some help make it easier to

measure distances, too If you see the

little green line pops up when you've got

things selected Hmm should do a

measurement for you automatically for some

things

Okay, I cast shield and then that's

it I'll go in my turn

All right, so let's see who's closer 40

feet versus 35 feet 35 feet Who's more

threatening I guess we're just gonna flip

a coin here Who's heads whose tails Heads

heads All right,

I'm picky. There was a delay I swear. Odd

even.

All right

The boss cow does not like the look of

This hooded anime girl

And this so going to

Stride once and that is how many feet How

many feet can I stride it's gotta be

written down here somewhere

It's speed where is speed

Am I dumb it's another character one. Oh

there it is. I see it. Yeah I don't know

what an NPC thing looks like

So it runs up to you that's his first

action and It can't do its thing so it's

just gonna second action it's gonna get up

to you And then it's not target you and

this when it attacks you should give you

the option to do a reaction Okay

All right it hits you okay, nothing's

popped up You should have I haven't you

haven't taken any damage yet, okay, but

you should be able to react with your You

know You've got it. That's that's what I

was trying to say the shellfish shield

Sorry do you want me click it now? No, I I

think it's after you take damage because

you haven't taken damage yet, okay, so

you're gonna take damage and There see in

chat it actually says would you like to

use selfish shield

No, I See the damage roll, that's all I

see oh the block No in the chat Yeah What

is the last thing you see in chat? Um

damage roll horn? I What if you try

scrolling down a little bit No, that's

bottom of my scrolling because I see it

here and it's I've revealed it to everyone

Sorry, I Scroll up I hit jump to bottom

well regardless in your in your Are you

going to use selfish shield that's in your

character sheet? So you're gonna use it so

Make sure your self is targeted and you

should be able to use it. It should give

you the shelf self the Selfish shield

thing, right? Okay So you should have the

effect on you if you don't have the effect

on you and I'm looking at your character

and doesn't look Like you you are you do

I'm gonna say yes, it was used To In order

to put the effect on you you can do you

see that effects Yeah, okay. You can drag

that out to your character and drop it on

yourself Interesting

Why does everybody want to be on the table

today So now you have the selfish shield

Okay, so now you're gonna want to take

that that That damage that 12 damage after

yourself a shield a buff is on and that

should reduce the damage by You know to

There and it did so you understand sort of

that that idea now what I need is I'm

gonna truck included with that attack is

It the cow is trying to knock it to the

ground so what we're doing is we're doing

a check against your reflex DC

So I hit my reflex

You Can't you can't draw that when it's

not your turn it's not your turn yet, so

don't just It says you draw you drew your

alchemist fire you your it's not your turn

yet So you put away I?

Gave you a chance you weren't in combat so

you you can't You hear what I'm saying?

Someone's in

There you go We got a we got this lettuce,

I know the combats going slow, it's boring

we got to finish this He's gonna kill me

guys hold on So I'm trying to understand I

did an athletics check against your reflex

Difficulty I'm just gonna look at what

your Reflex difficulty is 15, so it failed

it failed to trip you So it came up did

the attack it did two movements its turn

is now finished so now Now you can draw

your here

I Bomb was that was for the record At 17

health guys, and I have seven good job.

You're doing great. You are doing great

Did you miss my carriage did you did you

raise your shield Did you draw your

weapons and raise your shield and stuff?

It's not my turn No, but did you when I

give you the prep time to do that oh, no I

didn't think of such things okay All right

It's important to raise your shield When

you're taking damage Let's do that Now how

far can I throw this bitch? now Ummek oh

you should not have selfish feet now you

took it off, okay? Now wait what's going

on there? Why is it showing on there? I

have a regular show No, it's my UI I had

my screen move and it looked looked like

something weird was going on gotta watch

you guys I'm not doing anything yet

Where does it say the road distance is on

is on this bad boy?

Under inventory? I don't think your flask

has a throw distance All right there it is

it's actually says 20 feet right there.

Yeah range 20 feet That's what I was

trying to I thought that was like a throw

general throw thing But I guess everything

had all your bombs are 20 feet So it's

been an action Moving up. I think I have a

movement of 25 so one two three four

I Know and you can use another action if

you want to move again So in total you can

move three times at 75

There's a door over here

Don't worry Ubu meko is very invested in

your guys's life a bit I What about this

guy I guess the hand crossbow goes up 60

feet could use that

Okay, so I used one action to move If I'm

gonna get into tactus round I guess I'm

gonna have to take I think you can throw

farther But there's a penalty Because rain

you would be in the second range increment

So if you do want to throw it 25 feet you

can

Let me look that up

There's a disadvantage to doing that

though

I mean my guess is I roll at disadvantage.

That would be my guess What do I know What

I don't think it is I don't think it is a

disadvantage like that it's it's a it's a

minus two penalty So the first the second

range increment is minus two and the third

is minus four and So on so it doubles

every every extra range increment, so you

could throw it up to 360 feet But you'd

have a minus 20 or something range

increment penalty, right? so you wonder is

to penalty may as well do some science

here and see if it actually Picks it up.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely

Does it have

a radius I think it can do splash damage

but my One of my feats allows me so like

if something were to do splash damage I

could just have it do damage to a single

target instead. Oh, okay

Well, we'll see if it Factors all that in

there public rule Yeah, it rolled that

plus four instead of plus six

Yep, I want some strange penalty eyes to

their real I didn't hit though did it

That's right on

Miss you missed by one Oh So ones plus

ones matter So if you had been in range

you would have hit that Gotcha, gotcha.

You would have hit that thing Well in any

case that's pretty much gonna be my term

because that's an action to equip the bomb

Throw it and then move so All right, I

guess I can do that there you go I Saw you

teary you're doing great

I'm guessing he's undead and doesn't have

any blood in him. So we won't worry about

that

So I got to

Use one action draw my shield And then I

guess I'm gonna use my fangs on them yeah

bite him bite him Just if

you read your your fangs you click on

fangs, okay

The targets a C determine effect, I think

I Want to make sure you understand you can

use this weapon to grapple with the

athletic skill even if you don't have free

hand So I think you can grapple with this

as well, which is a good thing. I think

It doesn't say it needs to be grappled or

anything I think to actually drink the

blood they have to drink blood they have

to be grappled or stuff When you when you

go with a fang attack, it actually does

grapple them if you're if you're

successful Yeah, that's that's so I fang

attack and then I can suck their blood if

they had Yep, I'm just making sure I

understand what's going on. Okay. No,

that's how I read it So you you drew your

shield it's important to understand that

just drawing your shield doesn't do

anything You also have to raise it. So you

put it in your hand and then you raise it

just so you know How do I There's a raise.

Oh, that's another action That is another

action, but it's not attack so you can

still attack with your with your thing

Okay, and I think your shield still it

stays raised until the start of your next

turn As far as weeks, yeah, absolutely god

you can hear the dog playing the toy

She's like myself that'd be brilliant

start

How lovely You miss that

Yep

Okay, I mean technically you got hit a

bunch so, you know, there's that you know

what you know what you just do shield

Think about it. You just you saved

someone's life No, I take in the hit

That's how you got to think in this game

because I'm not I'm not these that will

will buy like I'm not a good person like

what's your what's your AC but as a Team

that the success of the team is assess of

you So you got to think of it like all all

waters rise so if you guys are working

together Well, you got to think oh I can

use these guys to fulfill my no, no. No,

I'm Yeah, I'm using them as opposed to

Yeah, yeah exactly exactly oh, please tell

us more of your motivations Much see I

suck at the roleplay shit. Okay, you're

great Okay, I ended my turn okay, right

Tis my turn is my turn it is okay. I Did

some planning I would like to move But

that clicks all right here hi I'm a

vegetarian. Don't worry about it And then

I'd like to cast This at least you're not

a vegan Yeah, exactly Wait Now wait that

spell right there is the one that I

thought I got rid of that It's also a

spell. It's a spell. Yeah. Oh, they took

it out of the game. It's not a spell

That's what it's in the remastered one. I

don't understand What is a harmful spell

then? Your spells are categorized as heal

or harm What's a harm spell It's a spell

that does harm But what about something

like breadcrumbs that doesn't deal damage

or look look if you go to Flynn's it does

damage Yes, those damage those are harm

spells. Okay, but You put all those spells

back in that I took out I Explained it's

only one spell because I was looking at it

from other stuff and I cannot find what

you're referencing I

Read up on this and that spell that's

that's not a spell us basically saying

it's a harm spell it varies it can be

anything Because it's a harm spell Harm

spell okay, so but bless isn't a harm

spell then Correct that's right. That's

right bless is not a harm spell is alarm a

harm spell Or is that that's a heal spell

that doesn't make sense either

It's a help or a harm spell You're trying

to argue with the game. I'm telling you

the rules. I read that that is not well I

don't know what what rules did you read

there? So would Elysian whimsy be a harm

spell would you? Thought you went all

robotic cut out let's go to What okay well

as Elysian whimsy a harm spell let me look

it up

So harm and heal themselves are no longer

spells at all

You're Making me doubt what I read now so

but that was that's what they I was

reading the rules and it was very

confusing and The the way it was set up in

You don't get harm spells you get Spells

that are harm and spells that are heal

You

Is Elysian whimsy they let you take that

mm-hmm It's a divine level one spell

Says here it's spoilers for the game I Was

supposed to use that Shit now I see what I

did wrong. See that's like it's They call

it legacy because this is an older thing

yeah, so it gets confusing the legacy

content thing oh So Elysian whimsy is a

legacy spell Yeah, but this is a legacy

Expansion that we're playing as well. Let

me pause the game Okay

Side note I was supposed to click on quick

bomber instead of arming a Bomb and then

choosing to selectively throw the bomb

quick bomber lets me do that in one action

Oh, it's less less action, so it's a it's

a feat that I picked which is why I was

like Why the fuck do I have to equip the

bomb? It's alright, we're all still

figuring it out

With my shield I quipped I have the shield

has 20 HP No, that's why we're doing this

little Getting into the attacking stuff

first so we can iron out any We can figure

out what the what we're supposed to be

doing So you say your shield has a helper

divine font So heal or harm spells

So this says it this is a totally

different

Okay No, maybe I was just confused I guess

that's very confusing it is very confusing

because I'm also like looking for a Spell

that would heal and undead It says

depending on your deity too, so that's

what's confusing to me Yeah because some

deities you can have a harm or a heal font

and Then some deities like the one that I

have is only a hard font. I can't have a

heal font. All right Yeah, but void energy

heals undead yes Yes, the one thing I know

so yeah I'm spelled but it's It heals

undead Arm spell against this cow it's

gonna heal it. Yes

Okay, I wasn't I was gonna slap you in the

face with it How's that I was trying

So what this is my confusion is like I was

reading about this and they were talking

about how it all changed What was it

before this? I have no idea. The only

stuff that I've found that I've been able

to read is the Is your font is the

necromancy?

I see They changed they changed the harm

spells what they changed

That's what is confusing why are there

harmful spells but a spell called harm

Okay, so I think you've got it mostly

right. However, let me let me just show

you one thing You've got four in your

slots here. You don't need to have four

you just want to run You Just want to put

one in and cast it four times and then

keep track of oh you've got four slots You

could put other spells in here as well as

my understanding Yeah, I don't know when I

clicked on it it crossed it out in my

spell book cross it out, yeah, so I I

Think like it tracks it on its own Ladies

So that's why I was thinking oh it must

just be the spell harm or the spell heal

But the only thing I could find that made

might have suggest otherwise in the

remastered thing But you have to buy the

remastered book and I was like, I'm not I

didn't do now. I've got it I've got the

ball you do Archives of nethis that that

website has all the new rules on it Okay,

that's what I thought then when I was

looking at that It was the harm spell and

the heal spell because when you click on

the link it takes you to the spell Yeah,

that's what was confusing me is they said

that was legacy content and I I was I was

reading a lot this week and I guess I got

confused so

I mean, it's not my Pathfinder isn't as

good as D&D. I'm kidding No, I said Isn't

that why it's uh Not as I guess I can't

say it's not as popular. I think it's

probably more popular than D&D It's is

cheaper is what where's why I like Yeah, I

like it. It's interesting. It's definitely

very very new or different. Oh, yeah,

absolutely I'm enjoying that so what they

had on your character sheet before Mm-hmm

that I took out. Maybe that was fine Okay

Maybe yeah, maybe that was fine. Let me

just have a look here

I'm back strange. That's not what I

thought it was at all

Of course maybe I was reading the legacy

content and maybe I got got my wires

crossed Yeah, okay, I'm gonna grab a drink

So I'm this is a from October 24th 2023

the cleric remastered It says in here

Beyond these changes. We also took the

opportunity to smooth out some rough edges

All clerics will see their divine spot

simply give them a number of bonus heal or

harm spells Regardless of their charisma

score and that's from the remaster stuff.

That's what confused me I thought they

were speaking in generalities. They

weren't They were speaking specifically

the heal or the harms. Yeah, exactly. I

thought it was like, oh there's gonna be

more things More harmful or healing

spells, right? Yeah. Well, I thought oh

we're gonna separate all our spells and

either harmful or healing spells And so

that meant you got more slots to cast more

damage is what I was thinking Yeah, I

think the legacy content I think Clerics

only had could only like cast to heal

spells At like low levels so it was kind

of like what's the point? So I think

that's why they changed it. I don't know.

That's just some stuff. I was reading on

myself. I feel like I've I've got a better

idea on how clerics work Okay If that

makes any sense Just a spell called harm

that just seems seems Boring plain The

reason why the reason why it says varies

is because the more action slots you use

the farther it can go I See, okay All

right Is everybody still here or we bored

everybody asleep? Okay, I'm gonna unpause

the game I think I understand what's going

on now. Sorry for my confusion. It's okay

Are you a willing creature cat? Oh, yeah

Increase the hit points you started buddy.

I think it automatically I Healed you yeah

for 15 also she can apply that healing to

her token. Yes It just applied to me No, I

had her targeted but the numbers went over

my head No, I get the health back when I

hit the apply healing button So that was

two actions moving was one action it seems

I know we never talked about that. But you

probably figured it out that yes, you do

have a healer.

I Was trying to keep it under my hat Yeah,

yeah, I mean, I guess I figured it out

when I just ran up and I was like, hey

girl Keep you finger guns. This is this is

a flash forward So basically you guys are

starting to think of it and then we're

gonna flash back to how you got to this

point Mm-hmm. I Say that unless I get

straight-up ass Ubu Mako would not have

been like, ah, yes, I heal people on the

regs you have been like nice to took

corpses So surprise

Stitching corpses is my trade. I Corpses,

that's just corpses corpses get stitch.

Oh, it's my turn Okay, no, it's okay So I

think you're in front of

You're in front of this undead cow It just

slapped you around and you didn't fall

down when it wanted to it's still Kind of

upset at you Um, I will be right back. I

think my phone was delivered, but go ahead

continue I Just get a new phone Try the

new phone

All right, it's going to do the same thing

it did last time and

It hits you

But you avoided a crit and

I Show us your shield is still up. So

we're gonna roll damage Are you going to

use selfish shield again? Are you gonna

use shield block?

Oh, well, you know the shield to take the

damage instead of you can use one of the

one reaction Until your next turn so you

go choose one of them so shield block

Let's read let's read what it says so You

snap your shield in place to ward off a

blow your shield prevents you from taking

an amount of damage up to the shields

Hardness, so that actually is blocking a

lot more damage than yourself a shield

Okay. All right. That was my question. I

wasn't sure what the shields hardness was

Well, it blocks your shields hardness I

think might be the shield HP which you can

see in That must be it. Okay, right. Is

there a particular point where you have to

know there to show being flaccid Hey

Actually, the shield can break at the your

shields hardness is five. It's right

underneath the shield HP Yeah, okay That's

five hardness Right and it should take

some of this damage. So you're gonna say

yes to use shield block So use your shield

block that's a reaction. Make sure you've

got yourself targeted and whatnot I'm

gonna say no you didn't use that. Yes, you

did use that

And Then apply the damage to yourself and

it should the shield should take the

damage I feel Nope Took all of it

Let's just undo now you took eight damage

it did ten

It did ten But she took eight. Yeah. Yeah,

that's wrong. That can't be right. You're

sure you didn't hit self shield

Hit the undo button beside right beside

eight damage just undo that Just so you

know you still says you have the shell the

selfish Field Thing so that is that was

why you you were reduced by two because

you still have selfish field effect The

selfish field effect is that last for a

whole round? Zero rounds remaining expires

start of initiative. No, just ignore that

Let's read what it says because I I'm not

I don't know if those are automated

properly

So it doesn't say how long it lasts so

just let me look it up because we should

know that How long does the tooltip say it

last would you say

If it's like my shield Then it's until

your next turn That's what I yeah until

the end of your next turn. So the end of

this turn so you should still have that

That's right. Okay, so it is it is right

That is right so the shield block you had

your shield raised right

And did you click okay, so While you have

your shield range, you would take physical

damage from attack You snap shield place a

water flow so it should be minus five

damage, right? You should take an amount

of damage up to the shield's hardness

Which is five you and the shield to each

take any remaining damage possible

breaking or disorienting you and the

shield take remaining damage, so That

means that if it if you take ten damage

There's actually a block button here

toggle the shield block status with

selective tokens before applying a damage.

There we go. So Scroll up a little bit and

look at the the the damage you took do you

guys see the name of the creature here?

There's that hidden. Oh, there's a block

button This is unknown Okay, but it's Jay

right now. You do see the block button

though, right? Yes, I see the block button

Okay, so that's what I would click select

yourself because you want on yourself and

then click block and

And let's see what happens Did anything

happen

Let me let me just try I just want to see

what happens block Okay, so you see how

when you clicked it the it it changed

color. It's a toggle Do you understand?

Yeah. Yeah, I understand that it was black

dark gray So now it's it's toggled on to

now after it's toggled on click on damage

to take the damage They were okay great so

we can see that the shield took a Hit and

you took a hit. Okay, right. Oh, it didn't

put in chat. I'm scrolled up Okay So now

you understand how to take the if your

shield is blocking it you understand how

to take Get that advantage of the shield

being blocked. Oh, oh boy Yeah learning

fun, oh it is

That was what that was one action Now we

did it yeah now we need to I need to Try

and knock you down because included with

that Action is a knockdown. So I'll I'll

I'll Do this thing here attempted

athletics check against your reflex DC Oh

The matador Actually it it did knock you

prone

You've been you're on your butt I'm gonna

drag this on to you So what I did in order

to put you prone like that is I just

dragged that that little thing It says

prone out of the chat dropped it right on

you. You can do that yourself, too

That is still the first action so you're

knocked down and We're going to so what is

knocking down to you're off your guard. So

you have a penalty to your AC and we're

going to Attack you again

But that's the second attack so there's a

disadvantage of that attack or a not

disadvantage, but a what are you doing?

Misses you Nice

Because I'm squirming around on the ground

trying to adjust my cloaks and it misses

you again

Yay Stupid Bad I say that like close

Here's another another feature of this

game is Critical fumbles and critical hits

Which this last one was a critical miss if

you look at them at the at the card where

it says six That means it missed by like

like over ten. So it was a critical miss.

There's a thumbs up and a thumbs down. I

Can actually draw and I'll do this just to

sort of as a learning experience a

critical fumble card So this this mad cab

critically fumbled, so let's see what

happens So it rolled critical fumble deck

number 24 So I'm gonna click on that and I

had your token selected. That's why it

says you said this and

There are four options on this so I'll

roll a d4

And I got a two so

It got its clumsy too So we got a debuff

because of that because it rolled so badly

no And It's staggering around it Does that

make sense these critical fumble decks?

There's also decks the hero point decks,

okay

If you guys don't don't like them we can

ignore them, but if you do like them then

we can do them Alright, so it's my turn.

Yep, you get a turn excellent

Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna go ahead

I'm gonna go ahead and take some drugs

Yeah So what this does is it gives me a

plus one to a bunch of different checks

and also gives me a plus gives me a plus

one to a dex base attack rolls

I'm also a little bit faster, which I

probably could have used last round, but

hey it is what it is Hey, so how does a

how does a skeleton drink? What did a

splash on your feet? Actually the last

unicorn you guys watched that movie with

me You saw how he drank He didn't He they

lied to him and told him that there was

liquid in the Yeah, we're all said. Yep.

Yep. Yep Yep, and then through the power

of gaslighting he got drunk Yeah, just

kind of pulls into my boots But no one no

one comments on it or anything It's like

this is very normal I'm kind of curious to

see

So I'm saying check this check make sure

it it does the things that it's supposed

to just because I don't I kind of don't

trust It but well, I have wonder So quick

bomber supposed to allow me to essentially

draw and throw a bomb on the same turn

That just basically did the description

didn't actually prompt or do anything for

me It says use quick alchemy to create a

bomb and then strike with the bomb So, I'm

just half wondering I'm just half

wondering I guess maybe just throw a bomb

There's I don't think there's a there's no

counter to say actions So if we do these

things don't just you keep track of it.

Yep. Nope. That's fine I try I just want

to make sure we all understand what's

going on, I guess Now I guess we'll see if

it's adding the quicksilver mutagen stuff

to my role or not.

Oh Shit I gotta move further I gotta move

ahead That's one action I do know that

Look at that and I assume drinking the

item in my inventory was an action as well

Okay, let's try that again

So wonder do I get to add a modifier item

plus one add look at that

Oh

My oh that I Darling critical hit I just

showed up on the screen. Yep only your

chest Yes, you did too far you're very low

-res

The numbers

Graphics beside each numbers like all

right, so Allah I'll take the damage The 9

plus 1 is that is that it or is it is that

did you hit the critical button? I didn't

that's that's all that showed up All

right, just say it multiplied by two right

there, but the two times I Can just rolled

really bad Oh Yeah, that's the nice thing

is it's got a nice little persistent fire

damage on that bad boy

So there you go that was my turn oh

I think you're prone How do I untrown Uh

basically you're gonna use one one action

to stand and just get rid of just click on

yourself and then Right click on the prone

to remove the prone thing. Yeah, there's

one action. Yeah

There actually is an action called stand

that I could pull out and you could click

it but You know

Oh, this is an opportunity Because you're

wearing combat now is down in your on your

hotbar. There's the The in number one

position is the basic action macros So if

you click on that it should show you

everything that you can do To a target or

to yourself and it'll have the your

bonuses there and so like like there's

there's perform, you know, and there's Aid

and different things and these will help

do the roles that you need to do if you

need to do them okay, I'm going to so if

you just want an action, so I'm gonna try

and fight him again because

I Think is

that missed yep, so you've got one action

left you could try to bite him again

Well, don't forget that you don't forget

your your shield is not risen So you could

have raised your shield It was no it all I

have to do it each turn Yeah, because it

takes an action to raise it. You've got it

equipped, but you've got to raise it

because that's an action so Just to

remember Now This is a this is a critical

miss. So that would be called that would

be a fumble Do you guys want to do fumble

cards and have random things happen or

would you rather just a miss is a miss?

Randomness Randomness yeah might as well.

Yeah. I have no opinion on whether it I

dislike it at all So do you guys want me

to draw the card and tell you what happens

or do you guys want to draw the card? I'm

not even sure you can draw the card. Okay,

you see the word versus beside your three

It's a thumbs down so that was a critical

miss so click on the thumbs down And it

and then click on that that deck And it

should open up There should be four

different things. Just you see the four

different things No, did you just like

combust

No, you can't See, do you see melee ranged

unarmed spell? Yeah So that was a melee

attack, so that's what happened So you

would now click the damage button and the

damage button will be Damaged to you

instead. Oh Boy

You got to click your damage though for

that critical miss Okay, oh wait wait wait

target so But do you see the damage damage

you got a you've got to roll the damage?

Okay, I'm not seeing it ring rolled in the

chat I might not oh you did roll it So you

took seven damage to yourself you must

have went to grab them and you beat

yourself in your arm, I guess Guys a

little too into it

Don't forget your hero points you all have

one hero point if you want to spend your

hero points on buying a card you can Do

that too. Let's see what the card does If

you want if you want to go crazy

You

Hum hum hum Chil tomata reading my stuff

Okay, take your time. I actually have to

close the garage door because I'm starting

to get chilly very bad

My cat is crying and I don't know why

How's food just clean the litter I Want to

do these things, but I don't want to get

close to it because I am very I'm so soft

I Use often fluffy I don't really have a

good visual of you yet, even though

apparently you've seen I'm I'm a human. Oh

You're human. I look like a human so a

very human like

You know what I should just nut up like I

tell you guys to do my game I Can't nut up

I'm too far away oh Darn guys But not down

Yeah, I'm gonna nut down. I'm retracting

my nuts Spoilers it doesn't work that way.

I'm pretty sure if you get into cold

enough water

That's a lie, I mean they don't like just

They just like suck right back in there no

no like a bigger. Oh they do it's been a

lie all the time Yeah, I mean I

Mean I mean

Sorry got distracted looking at what my

spells okay? I think it'd be really funny

if I decided to read the air just to get

the vibes and then not help

Okay, I cast that oh Do you guys know how

to show your health if you want you guys

can share your health with each other if

you want? What's over in the little box in

the corner which I love oh? Okay Don't

believe I have access to Adam and so I

don't know why it's giving me that option

Oh That's cool

Hell yeah

Did that hit no okay?

Um That was against us a see right yes.

Yeah now I missed Well You know what not

by all That doesn't matter I Cast that on

myself oh I should target myself

Spell effect shield Yeah,

I like those animations because And scene

and

All right Persistent damage two times one

fire. I need to make a DC 15 flat check it

says

a DC 15 flat check

Flat check what's a flat check? I believe

it means you don't add anything to just a

just a roll of each one a yep a Shall I

say flat d20?

Yeah get wrecked

All right still got the two times one

persistent All there's a button here to

says roll a consistent recovery. I won't

do that this time So do I click on this to

get the dam and no it's just two times one

fire is two right 20 yes oh My I'll just

take it off manually. They don't there's

nothing to click on but okay, so he's

still burning up or she is

Pissed I didn't do it. It doesn't like

getting on fire. Oh, oh hey you're you're

in 20 feet

The only one who has no shield go for I

have a shield

I don't have it raised, but hold on bull.

Let me grab this out of my backpack

Oh Well that's gonna fucking hit me oh

That's a that's a critical hit yeah, yeah,

it's it's doing that thing it's doing that

thing yeah

You're Gonna take 16 damage now and also

we're gonna try to knock you down But I

get knocked down HP also, why do you have

blood?

It's in my boots Okay

You're not down I'm gonna I'll just drag

that prone on to you, okay Or do you want

to drag it on yourself? Well I could just

Do the status myself right like that yep,

okay, and also you take one v6 bludgeoning

damage Yeah, cool. Good night Oh

Wow hadn't that's door ha ha we meet again

desk

Now that that's it's how many how many

actors that's trying to go over to You

Went over there, too

Yeah, I can do another attack against you

You should have been playing dead instead

of mocking it There's literally a feat I

could have picked to play dead well Oh, no

It missed oh, thank god. I mean I actually

There you go now it's your turn Hey,

where's my stupid elixir? You're prone to

don't forget Well definitely spend an

action standing up And then I would took

the fire damage like I did it manually

didn't I didn't have to I tricked you I

Was thinking it takes it at the end of the

turn I see so I Got a roller recovery

check that shouldn't go because I failed

last time too, so yeah, okay, that's fine

all worked out Why is there a fly in here?

It's fall gold go die Jeez I'm sorry. I

just wanted to hang out Oh Hang out with

your spider No, they're so scary oh, I

didn't okay, I did something they love you

really bad

Did that work there we go I think yeah all

right um Boy this is gonna give me so much

back, but we may as well use it

To Get to HP Well now you're still on

death's door yeah for HP, but you know

there's what it is

So I stood up I tried to kill myself a

little bit and

Raise my shield

Now if a tank wanted to taunt what you

want to do is you want to use your the

macros and demoralize as a taunt

There you go saw you I believe in you

Do you for demoralize

You Okay, let's try it targeting target

first You're basically doing an

intimidation check against that targets

will If the target doesn't understand the

language you're speaking or you're not

speaking a language you take a minus four

circumcess pal to the check I Do have one

token

Oh target

Demoralize it says you need to select

exactly one token to perform demoralize is

it select or target? You need to select

exactly one token so click on the cow

Click on Your basic action macros and then

click demoralize yeah same thing

Hmm

I can do it

I Didn't work It's immune to mental

apparently that's a mental thing Sorry you

you don't have to do it So I I clicked on

what I how I did it I Use I chose the cow

as a target so press T on the cow And then

I clicked on your token, and then I was

able to do it Oh

Because these are things that you're doing

so anyways Feel like I led you down the

garden path there, I'm sorry you don't you

you don't have to do that

Okay wait wait wait wait raise the shield

Strike

Oh Come on the shitty rolls Now you almost

hit that was very a very close hit that

was that wasn't a shitty roll It was just

just I just barely a mess

That is a hit Whoa do the team we're doing

it There we go

You And I say aren't you guys you guys

have flanked it aren't you haven't you

that didn't count I did too many actions

So I forgot I moved oh Oh What did you do

for actions I walked over raise my shield

Bit I can't fight

Well thank you for being honest action

surge excellent surge, thank you for not

trying to scam us all

I know the internet will be outraged

anybody who watches this will be like what

are they doing? They don't know how to

play yeah, and I don't care how many times

they say we don't know what we're doing

Tis me One

And

Two I mean three

Take eleven points of healing yeah little

skeleton, man. Yeah

Yeah look at me go, so that's the end of

my turn I

I'm gonna need you guys to hit that thing

harder, please and thank you

Your luck is about to turn

Now what are Flanking rules If You're

flanked you have a disadvantage or

anything I don't I don't think it's an

averna right it's like a

Baby you can't sit behind the computer

baby boy

So graceless

Who's Graceless okay

The hell was that none of your effing

business, okay, you don't even know why I

have these alarms

You want to fight about it, sorry I came

at you kind of aggressive

No, that's why you're alarmed to remind

you that you're stupid Oh That's my alarm

to remind me to do any tasks that my

mother has assigned me so I don't get

yelled at I see That'll do it spoiler

alert. It doesn't matter if I do them

I asked her like four times today if she

wanted me to do anything then no

She did say to clean my room, but that's

not something I can get done

Cause it is already full so is the under

that I have a problem I'm looking at the

The strike that we undid and it is marked

as there's a penalty for flanking So it

had multiple penalties because you guys

were there so it did take that into

account automatically Which I'm happy to

see that we don't have to worry so much

about that So it's gonna do a melee attack

against

Tiri

It misses

That infuriates it it's gonna do another

attack against you

Misses again critical miss so that's we

said we're gonna do a critical fumble

decks. That was a melee attack. So It

wasn't a slashing weapon though nothing

and then it's doing this whole thing again

And we can see yeah, okay

You get actually have more AC because of

the flanking it's actually giving you a

bonus to Or less because your shield maybe

all right, so Miss miss miss it's swinging

wildly at you. It could not hit you It's

now our all chemical genius His turn who

is prone Oh, I spent an action and stood

up last round I just forgot to take it

off. Oh I forgot to roll recovery against

the fire damage. Just let me do that

first. That's at the end of the turn

Failure thanks keep burning you son of a

bitch

No We're try something a little different.

We're going to How that's too little

damage for it to take

So because of my feet I can equip and

throw an acid flask

Yeah, take it a dirty 20 hits absolutely

that's a hit And

Yeah

Yeah, yeah He's doing great I Think he's

done more damage than anyone else that is

true

So That's the first flask this this cow is

on fire and dripping acid I'm doing it.

We're gonna throw another one because we

can

Item modifier plus one I

Don't think of 13 hits

Actually that does it yeah tens were

barely missing so I really nice The the

also the cap the the cow is has a debuff

of clumsy which doesn't help either so

You're debuffing enough that and things

are happening that it's getting you know

debuff so Roll damage Gotcha, gotcha,

gotcha Uh

Am I rolling that damage right you're just

clicking on damage, right? I am but it

feels like it's It's consistent it's been

consistently rolling it's one v6 You're

you're only rolling 1d6, um, so did 1d6

where's the roll? Um, the dice aren't

actually coming out Yeah, can you click on

it and see for yourself like what I don't

see any what the dice rolled I guess I

assumed that uh, Oh, it's not rolling your

dice No, it's not rolling the that that

that d6 It just says roll 1d6 doesn't

actually do it Huh? Yeah, roll me 2d6 and

that'll make up for the previous one that

you didn't get damage on Uh, it's just

yeah, it's not even rolling the 2d6 this

is why you gotta check these things

I'm making the assumption that it's not

something else as a reason for this I

thought I picked roll 2d6 instead. I added

a plus two. Yeah, jesus christ

We'll erase that from the record All right

So i'm gonna take four five six seven

eight ten damage

I was just wondering if there's like a

reason why it's not That's not popping up

Yeah, well next time you can you can roll

attack actions on our behalf, right? Yeah,

i'll try it See what the the damage thing

does yeah, there you go, you know spend my

last turn just raising my shield and call

it a day Oh, you're out of acid flask and

alchemist fire, would that be why Uh, I

should be out now I think I had like two

each Ah I guess you can make some more

during your like during the fight Yeah,

100 I can create them on the fly sort of

thing with uh with quick alchemy

Is that hit it does

And that hit right there is do you you got

that hit because because it's flanked

yeah, okay cool All right, so that's 10

damage

Second chompy chomp When you hover the

mouse over the cat over the cow, do you

see the name the the the text that says

oh, okay good good It says it over all of

us Uh, excuse you you're barely hurt early

hurt perfectly fine perfectly fine It also

says it shows our hp and numbers Um in the

little pop-out though, it doesn't say out

of what but you know, it's not hard to

figure out Oh, oh, oh, it's time for your

meeting Oh boy

Oh, it's me, yeah, oh did you did you roll

damage you didn't roll damage? Oh, I

thought oh shit Sorry click on your damage

the damage button or I can click on it. I

just don't want to steal your thunder

Hi i'm gonna try

Oh

Nobody likes being flinzed that's a hit So

how do you you're gonna tell me how much

damage or do I have to figure what I

rolled it Oh good. That's only four damage

good for me You did it 2d16 on a critical

that is on a critical That is three

It's the cow's turn And so after the cow's

turn is over it takes all those damage and

I resolve all those things so just When

it's when it's a spark's turn just uh,

give me a second to go through the things

Um, so it still does not really like uh

this uh This anime character intruding on

its dark shadow dark world, uh, dark

world. Yeah

Edgy much. Yes Oops we can't do that. Yes,

and then we're gonna see if we miss again

We do it oh no critical critical hit on

our second attack

Um, you want to use shield block or do you

want to use a self-shield shield block

with chill block? Yes

I don't know why it's asking me if I want

to use that. Yes or no I guess these are

just reminders that you can do those with

reactions so, okay, so I do You toggle the

block on and then click yourself and take

the damage damage And you know what I

didn't I didn't hit the critical button so

you should have hit just just hit the

damage again Or you can undo it and hit

double damage if you want Whichever you

prefer Because that's two hits. So

probably your shield would have maybe

absorbed more Oh, okay. Okay undo so you

can undo both those and then click on

yourself and do double So block make sure

block is toggled

There I turned it the same anyways, that's

fine Just I just want to make sure we get

used to doing it the right way so, um,

that is the turn of the cow and i'm going

to um, Do that persistent damage real

recovery check

Success Yeah, so save that damage it's

saved It's no longer affected by the acid

or the fire fire ran out And the acid was

rolled against so now it's your turn cool

so So in the context of spending a hero

point, is that only if you resolve damage

or how does how does that work?

Um, you spend a hero point to reroll uh a

roll Um, but it's I don't think it's a

damage rule it's like a let me just let me

double check because uh, I was all muddled

with the cleric. So why don't I just read

it? Oh You know, it's funny i'm searching

this up it's actually in the game it's

there's a thing for it um because there's

there's that and you said We can use the

hero point to use one of the cards Right,

that's right. Did I do that correctly?

That's right. I I don't it doesn't take an

action to spend a hero point. Um,

So I mean part of me is kind of curious as

to what the card does Well, if you want to

see what they do if you click on the

journal tab there should be a hero point

deck that you see At the bottom, yep, and

you can see all the different things your

hero point can do

And these cards can be trade with your

trade traded with each other Apparently

there's a give button so Okay, must do

something now Is this something that is

completely randomized? I assume it is,

right? Yes, yes It's like it's like a

shuffled deck that you're picking from Uh,

because part of me is just saying you know

what? I just want to go ahead and use one

right now Go for it. Yeah, that's fine You

actually draw the card and you can hold on

to it. You don't have to play it So this

is something that you'll hold on to if you

don't want to play it so if it's something

that doesn't fit But okay. Yeah Um, we've

been we've been playing for basically The

i'm not supposed to not give out these

hero points. You're supposed to be getting

them regularly so I have a reminder that I

stopped because it was getting annoying

because I was trying to get things working

today Oh Uh, so how do I roll this bad

boy? So, let's see what you got I don't

know I don't know Let's see I'm, just

gonna open your sheet and see what it says

you got it's an inventory thing or what is

it? No, i'm just saying how do I actually

Pull a card there's a button that says

draw one Um in your actions, uh below your

weapons Oh And so you click on that and it

should draw a hero card it spends one hero

point to draw a card I'm really curious to

see what happens when you click it draw

one Oops, you did it. Oh healing Healing

prayer what to do select yourself or an

ally within reach the target regains 1d8

plus eight hit points Nice not bad And so

you can trade that if you want. There's a

give button right beside there's a trade

button too, I guess So you can trade the

idea is like a card trading game in the

game, right? So right I just can trade for

these things or Or use it yourself. It

doesn't say you have to be a healer or

anything to use that now if you notice

That square now see you can if you hover

your mouse with a square. I think it puts

it in the chat So that's what it is. Yeah,

so But it's it's it's not an act. It's a

free action It's a free action. You yeah,

you can do that anytime you want Well Why

not

I don't think the card actually works. So

you can't you cast it in and yeah, there

you go. It did work. What am I saying? Ah

back to full hp

We did it that's powerful All right You

ever have too many chips and then regret

it? Yes Yeah Uh one time I ate so many

plain potato chips that I threw up And now

I can't eat granny goose potato chips

Isn't that funny? I have yeah, that thing

happened to me. I ate half a bag of

covered bridge potato chips And they were

so greasy that made me sick for like a

week I just will not eat them anymore

Whoa, I crit that's another critical with

us with a bottle bottle lightning Wow,

that was lightning in a bottle

So base damage is one 1d6 lightning Click

the critical button and see what if it

actually does it right or whether uh,

yeah. Yeah, I clicked the uh, the critical

It's like is it slow or something because

it's like it's not coming up for me Um,

well, i'm just reading actually, you know

what i'm gonna have you i'm gonna close my

text window here You click the critical

and you see the the damage thing that

comes up

Says base damage 1d6. So two times 1d6

plus one flash damage

That's right, isn't it Oh there and

there's the roll. Yeah, so you can see the

rolls here. You see the roll when you

click the number Yeah, yeah, I just

clicked on it so 1d yeah now it's rolling

your thing because before You would click

on it and it wouldn't do anything I wonder

if it's because I clicked on it We'll have

to check it. You you try you try it We'll

take we'll take the one I clicked on or

we'll take the one you clicked Would you

you choose but you can you click you click

the critical button and see what happens?

Oh, wait, what'd you do? Oh, it rolled it

did roll. Yeah, it rolled that time Hmm

We'll take the higher one. Yeah, it could

be a setting because like I just had to

fix my Something in my cleric spell book

because it was like when I cast flints it

took it off of my thing I said I like

couldn't cast it anymore even though I

have two spell slots But I fixed it

figured it out Good new when you take the

damage on a crit like that. Are you

clicking double damage or? No, it's it's

already done the math because it's done

done It see it says two times in what

you're old. So you click if you click on

critical It's okay. That's the seven do

the double damage automatically So if you

forget to do that, you can just take

double the damage, you know

Cool so that's one battle of lightning

Um Maisel dude again, why not? Why not

right guys? Yeah. Yeah, my balls. Did you

get it? Uh, I have Well, this is going to

be my last like prepared bottle lightning

Uh, so after that I can do quick alchemy

to just sort of craft them on the fly Like

make versatile bombs and stuff like that

Uh, but this is my last prepared Uh You

have so many free ones that you can

prepare per day and then it starts costing

you gold

11 misses son of a bitch

Cool uh, and then i'm gonna go ahead and

uh So here's a silly question Not that I

would do it. But now technically I don't

have a bottle of my hand. So I have a free

hand, right? Okay Theoretically Cool.

Yeah, I got no it's just like for the next

round in order for me to do a quick Or

make a versatile vial. I need to have a

free hand Uh, oh, yeah, I don't think it

takes an action See if you look at your

actions to remove you can click on those

removes and it doesn't take an action to

remove those So you can remove all those

It's a to equip it takes an action, but to

remove it it doesn't To she takes an

action But remove doesn't so let's it's

yeah. No, you can you can just click

remove to get those out of there or leave

them There it doesn't matter Oh, so that

was my turn Okay, it's uh That's door the

girls this time The girl's turn go girl

the rose between three thorns you know

Where's my? Where's my raised shield

option? What what's the what's the

condition off guard do?

Okay, I think I might hit it Oh, nice like

critical hit If you hover over the debuff,

it should give you a really detailed

description of what off guard does Um, if

you if it's not there Then um, I can look

it up for you Like in my gm screen I was

just wondering if it applied against the

uh, the cow because if when The bottle

lightning is supposed to make it off guard

whatever that does Uh, well it didn't it

didn't hit it though, right Uh, yeah the

first one had grit. Yeah Until it started.

Yeah. So, uh, just let me look. Uh, no, I

think i'd have to drag that out It didn't

actually put it on there. So there we go.

Okay Sorry about that. I didn't see it.

Yep. No worries So, let's see what it

does. Um You're distracted. Otherwise,

you're able to focus my so less ac easier

to get nice. So minus two days Yeah, so,

uh damage uh That cow does not look good

All right, like number two So And see less

ac means the next attacks have even

greater chance to hit see that that hit

And that also means greater chance for

crits and this game is all about you guys

want to get those crits yeah, so that's

why I would why I really like the amp the

the animations amping them up because it's

like uh, you know Oh, they didn't kill it.

Come on. Oh, it did. It did kill it. Oh,

wow So at this point Uh, we will pause the

game and uh You fought the cow we will uh

Look at the cow do you guys want to search

the cow? Yes, I get an afk for comments to

make a phone call I want to revel in how

many different types of goop I put on it I

don't think I have to consume its flesh,

but let me double check What I can't

remember which god I chose. I remember the

being my god one of the gods I was looking

at wants me to eat flesh I'm, seeing it

just as the one

See guys I didn't even take a hit wasn't

even close to dying I'd like to cast heal

on sparks. Oh no

We've been recording for two hours and 40

minutes

I wonder if I should chop these uh, these

youtube things up into like Chunks like at

spots in the story where there's natural

breaks if we should uh,

I See what you mean, um as an enjoyer of

long-form content Um I would say as long

as you don't end it in the middle of a of

a thing Don't don't do cliffhangers Um

cliffhangers I say would I would say would

be okay, but like Yeah, I don't know like

A cliffhanger that makes sense, you know

and not a cliffhanger just because you uh,

like stopped reading the middle of the

sentence from a from a Editing point of

view It would be much easier to edit and

maybe I could embellish The content a bit

and you know do some video effects and

things zoom ins or what have you If I had

If the videos are shorter because you

could do it in chunks sort of thing I

guess I just we're not gonna get any no

one's gonna watch this you don't know that

I kind of enjoy listening to it again. I

hope it's silly but I kind of feel like

i'm back again and it's fun A little bit

it's it's it's it's sad, but I guess

that's just the way it is. I think 10

years from now I'll really enjoy going

back and listening to all these Friends

Yeah when we're no longer friends because

um, i've ruined everybody's friendships Is

that your plan? Yes, is that your 10-year

plan? We talked about it. Yep. We talked

about your plans. Yeah, and I decided you

know what i'm going to destroy this friend

group Uh-huh goal is you and kat are

divorced and nobody talks to chris anymore

it's very easy to destroy a friend group

just by uh, uh ghosting it but uh Nope

your guys's relationships also have to be

destroyed. Oh, I see we no ain't nobody

gonna be happy if mama's not happy Yep,

exactly. Everything is destroyed Also, is

this geb? Sorry Uh, yes Um geb is a ghost.

I don't know if you know that. Yeah. Yeah.

I looked a little bit into like what he

was because the um, The high Governor

thing was confusing me really bad for some

reason I was like who's in power. Why are

there so many things in power that aren't

in power? And so I was like who the fuck

is gab and then the gab is a country and a

person I was like fuck yeah, so you would

all guys would all know that for thousands

of years geb was like But in the last two

years geb is not anymore and there's

rumors of his his evil nemesis Um that the

initial war that he's back um, so the the

everything They're shifting towards a war

footing everything is picking back up when

well when for thousands of years there

wasn't any activity There's starting to be

activity again Um things are happening.

Um, and no one no one's quite sure why But

if you guys want to explore the town Uh,

you can and I think I have a map of the

town that we could actually go here and

see this Sit here let's Activate this so

this is sort of you can zoom in and look

around so if you guys uh, Basically in the

future when you have a moment can explore

the town and talk to people and stuff file

There's things we there's there'll be

times for that Um, so, uh We're doing a

uh, a wanes world you remember that uh I

never watched wanes world That's a that's

an oldie reference. Let's see if I could

find a gif appropriate for that. Um I only

know the thing how they say like wanes

world wanes world. I remember that from my

childhood I don't think there is a doodle

-a-doo basically, uh, it's a flashback.

It's making fun of flashbacks. Um Uh

Oh here it is there it is, yeah

So, uh, you guys are going to uh meet with

Berlin um at her

Estate and if you look at the map, uh, her

stage down here. Oh, no, it's not. Oh, I

see down here Yep Right here. Do you guys

see the notes and things or do you do it

or do you not see them? No, I see the

words for each zone. I don't see anything

Okay over here at halloumi's estate

So this is where you're going to meet

berlin haldoni

So you guys walk through the gates, um,

you guys all sort of show up at the same

time um or You're all equally late I guess

or equally early depending on uh How you

would go I think sparks and I would be

traveling together So you and sparks

traveling are you early or late or or

early I would be very prompt and proper

uh, she basically had to like push me out

of the door because I was Too too busy

still playing around with stuff Is that a

euphemism hey-o Hey-o Wow, so children all

of you around your estate Yeah Yeah,

exactly. There's a wall around uh the

estate and it's actually 30 feet high And

the wall is made out of bones. There's a

lot of bone architecture in Uh the city

Use what you got it's an architectural

element that basically everybody likes um

Uh, so basically, uh The 30-foot high wall

is at the back That's what surrounds the

whole city And her estate has a 10-foot

high wall around it Um, and so when you

walk in through the front entrance, um you

go through and uh, there's a a ghoul that

approaches He gives you a welcoming smile

His teeth are gleaming There's workers

there's gardeners there's maintenance

people It's a busy place and he ignores

everybody and ushers you all in Um,

there's people tilling the gardens pushing

wheelbarrows Basically seems like a lot of

things now most of the workers are

zombies. They're mindless zombies. You'll

see Uh zombie tenders sort of walking

behind them making sure they're doing the

work, but the majority of the work is done

The physical work is done by zombies Uh

The the house looks uh more modern, uh

than the rest of the city um Basically,

it's made of ribs skulls and femurs um But

it's mostly brick Which is extravagant Um

There's sheds storage buildings Workers

homes and things like that all around um

So as Uh the ghoul, uh who introduces

himself as major domo Yurk Um, he takes

you into Towards the big big house um, and

you see One of the zombies doesn't seem to

be doing any work and it sort of snaps

around and looks at you Um, it's it as the

zombie turns it gnashes its teeth and lets

out a low Drawn out moan from deep in its

torn throat The sharp creak of a door cuts

off the rasping noise a halfling of medium

height and middle age stands on the

villa's front porch She wears a yellow

dress with ruffles An orange cloak with

hood thrown back to show her brownish red

curly hair and a necklace of grizzly

charms She holds a narrow black staff top

with a pig skull Which she taps on the

porch's wooden rail to keep the zombie's

attention as she takes a few barefoot

steps in its direction Much like if you

had a animal that you wanted to get its

attention you would sort of Make a clap or

something like that. Could it look at you?

Um, that is Berlin Berlin Haldoni And she

cries out in a peppy voice glory And she

At this is she calls out like that as

while she's tapping with her cane on and

keeps the attention of the zombie and you

see a a female human Run up and

apologizes, uh to mistress halboni um And

then to my murk and then to you guys she

apologized to everybody Um You see her

walk up to the zombie and she sort of

snaps her fingers a couple times and makes

soothing noises at it and the zombie sort

of Uh, you know starts following her and

she leads it back back to the garden to do

work Uh, so that's that's uh, uh, the

zombie is now back to work and uh, And uh

Not a threat Um Berlin walks up to each of

you She welcomes you like old friends. She

knows your names. She knows More she's

very she's very friendly with all of you.

Um And uh, she ushers you into um the

villa and uh into the dining room and uh

There is a meal being prepared for you Uh,

yeah, it's very it's very fancy very fancy

Um, the furniture is a mix of wood and

polished bones Um, it's a very comfortable

uh place, um so uh lots of benches

cushioned benches many many rugs many

cushions um lots of uh blankets around

numerous low low tables uh There are a few

other passages that go into other rooms,

but she asks you to stay in the dining

room for now um A few because a few of the

servants are busy cleaning and that means

they need to keep their attention focused

On the zombies they're commanding to do

the labor She smiles as she opines that

the distractions that can lead to

inconvenient messes and a corpse tenders

work so This is a little bit of a warning

to you not not to get too in the zombies

way or they might uh Be a bit more

aggressive Uh, so You guys do you you go

into the dining room i'm assuming you fall

over in do okay? Um So food is very

important to berlin Um, and She gives you

a course of a sweet and savory chicken egg

and almond pie Bowls of steamed grains

with caramelized onions raisins and stewed

vegetables Tomato and cucumber salad

hearty stew of lamb carrots and potatoes

and a basket filled with loaves of crusty

bread I pause for a second and I look at

like one of the zombies and I say i'll

have what he's having

So Berlin uh is attentive to the needs of

a skeleton. Okay, and she brings you a uh

The calcium mix for your bones it's a

calcium mix of that you paste that you put

in to repair your bones Um, it's very

expensive very premium A very demure good

stuff. Ooh, very mindful. Yes, very

mindful. Yes Now how do me learn mindful

is sparks i'm slathering this on all his

bones She doesn't want to talk business

She wants you to eat and be full and if

there's anything that you require for your

meal, they will go get it um I'm assuming

my glass would be filled with blood

Absolutely And it's good blood. It might

even be virgin. You're not sure. Oh shit

girl You're getting wasted tonight It's

good stuff um and so basically, uh, yeah,

so Uh, she's actually when you guys need

something she jumps up and she goes

Like she's sitting without being grim or

anything like that um Happily fetching

whatever blood or grim substance a

character requires with no less enthusiasm

Enthusiasm that she shows for mundane food

Um terry would be very polite and uh

making You know comments about the

beautiful decor and uh, wondrous food stop

moaning at me Can you hear her moaning in

the background?

Okay, I afk I take the dog out sorry