After playing the Starfinder modules,
there was a sale on Humble Bundle for the
Bloodlords adventure. It came with the
book and everything. I bought that and
looked it over and asked the players.
Everybody seemed receptive to the idea of
trying that out. This is our foray into
Pathfinder, so instead of Starfinder, we
would try out an actual Pathfinder
adventure module. Bloodlords takes place
in the region of Geb. Our adventure starts
in the city of Graderge, where we meet the
Bloodlord Berlina. And she tasks the
adventurers to go to a farm and figure out
why the farm is not producing any more
food. The module suggests, as an
introduction, to get people right into the
combat to do a flashback of a battle at
the farm. So it starts out with a
flashback to an undead cow that's at the
farm. So basically that's the first fight
that we have. We have lots of discussion
over how Foundry works and there's how the
recording works. There's lots of behind
the scenes technical talk, but we had fun.
Hope you enjoy our foray into the
Bloodlords adventure.
Okay. Okay.
So. Bloodlords, eh? Maybe.
Did anybody read the document? That big
document that was so hard to read. Yeah?
The book thingy? Yeah. I had to read it
over and over and over again. Oh. I read
it last week. So dry. To which... how much
of it did I retain? We'll find out.
So what I need, this is sort of a session
zero. I think we get started tonight. I
don't have much of the work already, which
I really appreciate.
Folds on a few things out here. Alright.
You're gonna have a lot of ums to cut from
your stream. Well, there's just gonna be
ums. That's all there is to it.
I'll speed up the silence as I got no
problem doing that. But. The ums, the ums
gonna stay. The ums have it. No. Um bop.
Yeah, exactly. Oh no. Oh, they're my
favorite! Didn't they turn out to be
horrible people? Forget. What, handsome?
Yeah, handsome. I don't know what happened
to them. Let's look it up. Let's destroy
more childhood heroes. Let's do it. Not
hard to do.
So, great urge.
Is where you guys are.
Um.
Each one of you needs to have a reason to
be talking to the blood lord of this
region. Of this city. Baloney. My own?
Yep, my baloney. What the hell off? No,
Berlin. Berlin. Um, she is the ruler of
this city plus the surrounding areas. The
idea is, um, there's actually in this spot
there's a lot of living. Uh, there's a lot
of living people. And, uh, they're fed by
the farms. And... Are you recording? Yep.
Okay. Is that okay? Sorry, just making
sure. Oh, okay, thank you. I didn't see
our buddy in the chat. Oh, shit. I forgot
the buddy. No, you're absolutely right. I
need that backup. I am recording the
audio. But I forgot about Craig. Yeah.
You're not Craig. Because Craig is a good
backup because, like, the quality is so
good. It's crazy how, like, how, what the
quality is. I'm not doing the
transcription this time, though. That was
too much.
Pretty good laugh at the transcription,
though. Hi, Craig. Oh, boy. Thanks, Craig.
Calm down, Craig. Plus, I couldn't find an
AI bot that summarized all that text. It
was too much. It was, like, uh... That
would be hilarious. Because we were
misquoted constantly. Half a million
characters. And, like, the most we do is,
like, uh...
...or something like that. And so you'd
have to... It's just too much work. Too
much hassle. Oh, no! Craig is showing up!
In! Oh, no! Oh, I get rid of him. Surely
there must be a way. Surely there's gotta
be a way. This ruins everything!
Craig! Oh, there's gotta be a way to go in
and say, don't show Craig. You messed with
that for a second. We're gonna chit-chat.
Okay, you guys chit-chat, yeah. So, why
are we at the city wanting to talk to
Berlin? Do you guys have reasons yet?
Because I'm kind of... Yes, I have a
reason. I'm flying in the wind here. I
thought somebody was bragging about having
finished all their shit yesterday. I
didn't know about this homework until
five, ten minutes ago. Mm-hmm. I may have
tuned it out at some point. Oh, my God.
The only thing I could think of for me,
and I think I mentioned it to Marisa
yesterday, which was, I think, somewhere,
somehow, my character would like to
explore the options on how to become a
lich. Mm-hmm. Cool. I don't know if that
ties into anything that... Or is
acceptable. I never cross-referenced this
with the GM whatsoever. But that was my
first thought. There is a problem with
that. And the problem is a lich is an
actual heritage. Or not heritage, but...
Actually, you could be a lich now that I
think about it. Yeah, I'm a crazy person.
You're talking back as a lich, right? No,
no. There's nothing that says you can't.
I'd have to read up on it, but I'm purely
talking about rules, right? Yeah. In the
rules, what you guys are... No. What Kat's
character is is an archetype. So she
started out an elf, but then she was a
champion, and then she chose a new
archetype. And that's what a lich is, is
another archetype. So I think, yeah, you
could be in your next level, or in
subsequent levels, you can take this...
They call them dedications, and what they
do is they... It's like a track that you
go onto, and you've got to take a few
feats, and then you're sort of both. So in
-game, yeah. Definitely. But if you want
to be something sort of that your
character struggles with, and is something
that you want to attain, and just isn't
attainable for comedic effects, then
that's fine, too. Whatever you want, but
it actually is an archetype. A lich is an
archetype, and there's special feats for a
lich. Hmm. Which you can read about in the
Book of the Undead.
But anyway, that was sort of my first
thought. If it's crazy complicated, then
for me, it would just be gathering better
resources to fund my scientific
experiments.
Okay. I am, like, newly vamped, so I'm
looking to climb the ranks, so to speak.
So I want to talk to the chicken charge.
What's your... Actually, should we do just
a quick intro on our characters as well?
Yeah, you should. And you should maybe
have a way to...
Um... Uh...
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do
that. Maybe a reason why some of you have
met. I think, actually, you could have
met. You don't have to have met. You'd
either have to do that, or there has to be
a reason why Birlin summoned you to meet
her.
Leo has that reason already. Mm-hmm.
Okay. Well, I sort of already put a quick
description of my character in the chat,
but in case anybody was too bored to read
it. I'd be wearing a witch hat. It was a
few days ago. Yeah, but I just want it for
the recording. Yep, 100%. So, Sparks
Fizzlebottom is my character's name. He
was originally a normal dwarf traveling
with sort of like a carnival show, and he
was responsible for doing sort of the end
of the night ceremony for, you know, like,
fireworks display and all that stuff. So
he would go around, set it up, and then
also set them off and all that fun stuff.
When they arrived in Greydurge, the area
to which he was provided to go ahead and
set up his fireworks was near a large
amount of already deceased and sort of
piled up bodies that were being prepared
for some of the local necromancers to do
their thing. And as part of this, some of
the offgasses that come off of the dead
bodies happened, or one of those offgasses
happens to be a little bit of methane. So
when he set up his fireworks display, it
was too close to some of the bodies, and
naturally when he went to go ignite one of
the fireworks set off sort of a chain
reaction of explosions, which he was
caught in, and it flung his body into the
pile of corpses that were prepared for the
necromancers. And next thing you know, he
comes to, you know, probably a week or so
later. He is no longer a normal dwarf. He
is now a full skeleman. So now he's
resided within the city for the better
part of two or three months now. He's
found himself a little spot to basically
set up his alchemical studies, just
picking up quick jobs here and there to
either sort of help out
and essentially provide coins so that he
can basically fund his studies. And one of
the neat things too about being a recently
turned undead is he doesn't really have
much of a memory of his past. That's just
one of the byproducts of being
resurrected. But what he does recall are
certain key features that he was
interested in. Specifically, he likes
bombs, and he likes playing with
chemicals. So that's his MO.
Okay. Mine's a little similar in the fact
that I'm new to being undead. So I'm Tyria
-thena Thael. I was born in the elf
capital in this world, in Chironian, I
think. Spent long years on my family's
estates. They were wealthy, entranced with
the queen and all that. They worshipped an
ancient goddess of freedom and luck. I
tried to follow suit but never really
connected.
As I aged, there was nowhere for me to go
as my family was kind of topped with a
food chain. So I grew restless and left.
At the age of 300, I began travelling and
learning about other races, and politics,
and cuisines, and lifestyles. And I'd grow
bored, and then at 400, I became a
confectionist that would travel with
wealthy families and create crazy candies
and sweets, and I'd show them off. But I
grew bored of that too. And then, at
almost 600 years old, I'm in training to
become a champion. I couldn't really
explain why. I was just bored. Trainers
say I have such a remarkable skill and a
powerful future. But on my birthday of 600
years old, that evening I was in my new
champion's gear, and I was supposed to
pledge myself to the deity that had never
acknowledged me. And I looked over into
the forest and just wandered off into the
cold moonlit night. And then I met
someone. There was some pain. Things grew
faint. I staggered out into the sun. Oh
no.
Oh no! A powerful being opened up its arms
and brought me back into the darkness, and
a champion pledged to Emmett. Emmett?
Emmett is the god.
Some dark weeks, nights later, I found
myself in Geb, travelling at night, of
course. I end up in Gradeersh. I spent the
last of my wealth having my beloved horse
Nightdream reanimated so that we could
continue on forever. So my gold is gone. I
obviously can't go home. But for the first
time in centuries, I'm not bored.
So I want to climb to the heights of
power. Here we are. Fresh vampire.
So is your horse like a zombie horse, or
is it like a skeleton horse? A skeletal
horse. Gotcha. Can I drag the token out?
No I can't. I'll show you later.
You should be able to drag it out. No.
Can't stand it. Just give me one moment.
Leo, it's your turn. I want to change up
some pictures and things that are here, so
I'm just doing some technical bullshit.
Well, I want to be difficult and make
everybody roleplay the discovery of my
tragic backstory. So my name is Uvumakel.
Sorry, Uvumakel.
And... I am here, and I am queer, so get
used to it. I'm kidding, that's not my
backstory. I don't know, I don't know what
to say. That's not going to give stuff
away. I'm one cool cat. Just being totally
normal, totally regular.
Alright, so we don't know you. Uh, no. I
guess you would have seen me around
working at the Re-animators. I was working
there for a while. Okay. Well, I'm like
newly arrived.
So I think I'm kind of in the... looking
for work. I would still be well dressed
and whatnot, but you know, on the last of
my pennies kind of thing, so I want to
earn some bucks, climb some ranks.
I'm just wondering, if someone were to
bottle blood, can a vampire just kind of
hang on to that and drink it later sort of
thing? Oh, that's interesting. Oh, also,
yeah, I'm alive. Oh, you're alive. That's
probably the most important thing. I'm
alive. A willing donor? Where? I can have
something to nibble on. Alright. A lunch.
Someone packed a lunch.
So maybe... Sorry, is your character... is
it Tiri for short? Yeah, Tiri. Okay. Maybe
sort of just showing up into the city and
whatnot. Sort of just on the side someone
had like given my name to you or something
like that. Because, you know, it's not
like anybody's just going to openly say,
here have some of my blood. So maybe what
I would have done is I would have sort of
like a... As part of like doing
experiments and whatnot, I would have
probably bottles or even like reagents of
blood that I've mixed with like sort of
like a stabilizing sort of type formula.
Okay. Yeah. Good little shelf life. I've
met up at your shop spending my last few
pennies on snacks. I would say it's more
lab than it is shop. They just kind of
said, oh, this guy can help you out. Okay.
And I'm usually apt to do that. Alright.
Well, maybe we're both freshly dead. We
can have that in common. Yeah, I've only
been in the city for like a couple months,
if that. Just long enough to basically
find a spot and set up my little lab.
Yeah, I like that. So I found your shop
and then we got talking about the city
because you would know some shit that I
wouldn't know yet. And you'd be like, hey,
that Berlin is the head chick you want to
get in with or something. Gotcha. And the
place is like real sketchy, right? So as
per the normal decorum of the area, you
know, it is sort of fabricated or the
building itself is fabricated from bone
and sort of cured leather of whatever
creature it came off of. Most likely a
bipedal being. Alright, I tighten up the
ties on my very large bag that is full of
my skeletal mounts bones. And I live in
like the basement. So like, you have to go
in through one door and then through
another door. And then it actually goes
down like a really dark, sketchy ass
stairwell. Well, I'm good with that.
Because I can't travel in sunlight. Oh.
So that's gonna fuck with things a bit.
Eh. Or what do we decide, like high noon
sunlight or like a window? I would say you
want to stay out of the sun as much as
possible. But high noon sunlight hurts you
more. Is what I would say. Yeah, it's like
I was reading up on it. If I get in the
sun, it slows me. And I've got very
limited time to get out of it before I
sizzle away.
Yeah, that would make sense. Well, I mean,
if we started sort of like traveling
together, how long was this last word? Oh,
it's only a minute. Nevermind. I was gonna
say I can make a certain amount of potions
for like elixirs and bombs for free per
day. I was looking at this juggernaut
mutagen that I have. It only lasts a
minute. Oh.
Or, you know, if you get too fucked up, I
guess I can give you one of those elixirs
of life. No. Yeah, that would work. Mm
-hmm.
Well, I'm not happy with my layout.
I'm unhappy. Oh. There they are.
Something's gonna be done. It's all gonna
be okay.
I'll just make it smaller.
Step in the corner. Yeah. I'll try that. I
squished everybody together. You're
squished. You're all squished, yeah. Okay.
That works fine. I cleaned up all the
coffee that I spilled.
Got that straightened around. I got rid of
Craig.
Oh, Craig. He was really giving me a
problem. Annoying.
So, yeah. So out of curiosity, when you
made, or when you guys made, um, Tiri's
avatar for the Discord thing, did you get
the actual, like, actually two separate
images generated? One sort of standing
there smiling, and then when you talk, it
closes the eyes? No, I did a significant,
a lot of, I did a, I worked at that for
like 45 minutes to make that. Okay. So it
wasn't too much. I did yours too. Yours is
easy. Just drag the jaw down. Yeah, just
take the, take the mouth out of the way.
My little hamster, I had to do a lot of
editing because it's like this realistic
fur. Yeah. It doesn't look bad though.
It's not bad. I had another, uh, I sent
two photos to Jonathan and I said, you
know, pick whichever one you think is
actually better. Regardless of which one
he picked, I felt like was a relatively
perfect embodiment of maybe not just the
character, but just me in general. They
were both pretty good.
You should post the other one to Discord.
Uh, yeah, I can do that. I, the only
reason why I picked this one is because it
was in colour and the other one wasn't in
colour. That's it. Well, the other one is,
it's sort of coloured, it's just he's
wearing black robes, I guess. Like there
is, there is a bit of an offset. I guess
the, I guess the wicks on the bombs are
not very, they should have been brown or
something, but, um. Oh, do you want me to
put those in the Discord thing? Yeah.
Your, your pictures you posted? Your
pictures? Mm-hmm. Okay, give me a second.
I mean, yeah, if you want to do it for
now, obviously I'm going to make something
better eventually. Nope, it's great to
have something. Awesome, awesome, awesome.
So that was the, uh, that was the other
one where he's very happy to be holding
many bombs. It's in the, uh, TTRPG, um,
chat.
Oh, he is very happy. Though it does raise
the question, when you were exploded, how
did your hair stay intact? Also, what's it
attached to? Dwarf. Extra dwarfy dwarf
beard. That's, that's all you need to
know. Is it though? That's how it works.
Like that's literally the rule. How does
beard work on dwarf? And the, the answer
is just dwarf.
Listen, if the women dwarves can grow a
beard, then anything's possible. Are you
saying that women can't grow beards IRL? I
didn't say that. I'm just saying dwarf
women specifically are really good at
growing them. Mhmm. I don't know, I feel
like your logic's not holding up that
good.
Well, I don't know, how many women do you
see running around with beards? I don't go
outside, so that's not a very good... I'm
not a good person to ask. I did used to
buy cupcakes from a place called the
Bearded Lady, and there was a woman who
did in fact have a beard who owned it.
Well, there you go. It's very far in
between. Was she a dwarf? No, she was, um,
a human. Like, I don't know what to tell
you.
I rest my case. Sometimes I can't with
you. Haha.
I don't know how to... It doesn't seem to
be taking the override. Like, when I'm...
I've got the... I've got it done. I
just... And there's a thing that says, oh,
click here to override. Here's user's
choice.
And then... I click it, and it doesn't
name override. Maybe it's Leo? Do I type
that in? Is that how I do it? No? No?
How do I... I click the little gear.
Visible only on my embeds. That's fine.
I'm back.
I'm a DIMAS. Welcome back. I can't figure
out how to override the picture. I thought
I had done that with yours the night
before. Oh. I've got the thing set up, but
it's like, it doesn't, uh... Do I have to
download something? No, that would make
sense. Well, actually, if you want to do
it, you can do it. You've got OBS already,
right? So, if you go to that reactive
.fujitec... I think I posted that in the
Discord thing. Yeah. So you go there.
That's A. B. You open up Discord. Hold on.
I don't know my Discord login. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, not Discord. OBS. After you've
signed in with this. I don't know your own
login. No, are you kidding? This brain is
so empty. I have a password manager for
that. Same.
How to make Discord override. I'm sorry.
Yeah, it's funny. It's like, it's there. I
click on it. Nothing happens.
I need the override. I couldn't get it
working for Craig either. I know there's a
way to do it. It's just something I'm
not... Something I'm not understanding.
Include own image in group view.
Back again, huh? Hmm? Oh, sorry. I was
talking to the cat. Oh, they're coming
back. They keep coming to see if Dainee's
still in the bed. Like a ten minute
rotation here.
Oh.
I'm messing something.
Go team, go. You can do it. Even though
I'm not sure what you're trying to do, but
I believe in you. I'm trying to... Oh,
she's got hers... She's changed herself
anyways. Did I pick it up? Yeah, it's
working. Why does it not show up on my
thing? Because you've changed it on their
website. So I'm picking up your changes
because I'm on the website. But if you
want them to show in Discord... Then
you've got to use OBS to do a virtual
camera. You know how to do that? It's not
that hard? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I
can close those out now? I think you've
got to keep it open because you've got to
drag that code block over to Discord. And
I think actually... I'm not sure if it
works when you close out the webpage. It
might not work. I just closed out the
webpage because it's still working? Yep,
it's still working. Okay. Well, my OBS is
apparently installing an update, so I'll
figure that out later. Yeah, but it's
showing up on my thing. Okay. Yeah, it's
working. If you want to remove your white
background, that makes a difference. But
it's not the end of the world. Like, if
you wanted to just make it not square,
make it transparent. Oh, yeah. That would
have been smart. But I didn't make a PNG.
Do you want to see what I'm... I'll show
you what I'm seeing. Because I can switch
my camera to that. So I can say this. So
this is what's being pasted in the
actual... That is annoying. You're like, I
have to tag. It's actually reversed. But
you
might be in a better position somewhere
else. See, I can drag... I'll show you.
Just drag people around.
Because you're kind of hidden there, so
maybe... Oh, it looked like he was picking
your nose. Great. Do it again. Do it
again. Get me in there. No!
And I'll be above everybody since I'm the
game master. Watch where you're putting
that finger. Yep. It's ribbed for your
pleasure. Oh my god.
Oh boy. Anyways, this is the gist of what
I'm trying to do on the page. I would like
the background to be black. Or not black,
but transparent. I haven't figured out how
to do that yet. And I don't want to waste
time tonight doing that. Yeah, I'll work
on a better icon. Not in the world. And
also, once you're done drawing, I can take
your token and do the masking up so that
it'll pop out of the token. It looks
really good with powders.
Oh my god, is OBS ever gonna finish?
Oh, OBS is updating, is it? Yeah, still.
Oh well, it's fine.
Anyways, I thought this was like a, you
know, an easy way to get the live YouTuber
thing. I mean, it's just one change. Just
the mouth opening. But, I don't know. I
couldn't stop laughing when I first saw
it. I mean, it's pretty good.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, you guys have all
figured out how, why, um... I'm gonna call
her Bimini. It's not Bimini. Sheesh.
Berlin wants to talk to you, right? Um, I
think we're going, because I'm gonna like,
maybe I'm convinced, um, Sparks to come
with me to look for a way to ingratiate
ourselves to her. Yeah, she's basically
put it in my head that she can probably
get me better, um, supplies or funds to
sort of... Work towards the Lich thing,
yeah. Either do the Lich thing or even
just, even just experiments in general.
Like anything to,
um...
Right.
Um... So, let me just quickly rub together
a token for our other player. Um, alright.
Oh, wait. I didn't actually do the token.
Good grief. Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do. Okay, great. Um. Okay, so
do you see familiars, uh, Kat? I do. So,
under that skeletal mount, do you not
have, you can drag that out and do
whatever you want, can't you? Mmm. You can
open it up. I can open it up. I cannot
drag it out. Okay. Well, that's fine
because the game is positive. I can't I
can't drag out my other character. Yeah,
right exactly. So yes, I can open it up
and see his shape Yeah, so I will drag out
the mount in case you want to see the art
you generated for that So that's your your
mount
And I just I can disassemble him and tuck
him in a bag He's he will go into just
fall apart his bones and you just it's a
lot of bones so You know, I have questions
Is he like a is he like a clap on clap off
horse?
Sorry, why why does he have an ear also is
he a unicorn with the world's shortest
horn? Oh I suppose the ears are a bit of
an oddity. I didn't think he's still got
hair too. So he's hasn't finished rotting
yet. Ah Okay. Okay. So one year and one
really short horn. Yeah, it was just done
like last week
Wait, is that is that a horn or is that
his other ear? Hmm. That's his other ear.
It's definitely the horn Anyways, oh It is
a horn look at that it's definitely not a
unicorn maybe maybe you like unicorns so
you slap one on It's like a hood ornament
That's playing For my horse Oh
Leo your character If you notice in under
your spell book I have created the cleric
font harm spells only and That's where you
can manage your Your your font spells
because you get four four spell slots just
for harm spells four extra ones So they
have to be chosen from your known spells
So do you have any questions on how to use
this this interface Because it's quite
complicated I Feel like I've learned it
enough to help you out with it. Wait,
where's my my font? Yeah
So it's under the little magic wand icon
So The font spells are the first on your
list Cleric font harm spells only. Oh,
okay. So this plants and grim tendrils. I
just have to take out You can adjust
however you want but they have to be those
are the only harm spells, you know Mm-hmm
that are level one. So they're the only
ones that can be in there right now But
you can harm is its own spell though,
isn't it? No, it is not That's what I'm
trying to say is the website was wrong
They've changed the way spells work. It's
better for you. It's better for you. Yeah,
it is but boy does that make it confusing?
So basically it just means instead of four
spells called harm. They just say oh you
get four extra spell Slots I mean and when
I say slots, I don't mean known spells I
mean slots that you can spend on spell.
Yeah, and you can spend them on Whatever
harm spells you have. Okay, so If you look
on that same page where it says cleric
font harm spells only right over to the
right There's a little edit button and
there's a trash don't delete the trash but
That's that's where you can sort of Oh
Wait, no, you don't actually look at that
spell preparation. There's a big button
called spell preparation. Oh, that's right
there in my face. Yeah, exactly So this is
the spells that you know So when you learn
new spells They're here. And actually I
think as a cleric, you know all the spells
at level one Am I am I wrong about that? I
do not know. I don't remember I think
Basically at the start of the day you
choose which spells you're gonna load up.
Yeah, I think I prepare spells I don't
write anything exactly. So you're gonna
want to fill this up and to fill this up
There's a little magnifying glass and you
can hit the magnifying glass and then you
can find a spells That you're supposed to
know and drag them over Does that make
sense? Huh So You do see a little
magnifying glass So if you click that now
as so you you basically you can only learn
divine spells so and Rank one is
automatically checked off. So all these
spells listed over here I think they line
up with your all the cleric spells that
you're allowed to sort of choose from at
the start of the day So Okay, if there's
one in here that you just want to oh I'm
gonna use this one every day So I'm just
I'm gonna say bless so you drag bless over
to Where it says first rank and it'll
it'll put it in there. And do you see it
popped up there? This is this is a
convenience thing for you. This is not
anything to do with the rules of the game
Yeah, so these are the spells that you
want to access frequently now once they're
here at the start of a day You can load
them in to the other side by dragging them
over into those empty slots Okay, okay.
Yes. Yes. Yes. So now we close that out
Roll down a little bit into the cleric
section and this is a section where you
can you can drag other spells not just the
harm only spells and and you have Two of
these that you can cast today, but you
could they could be harm spells too Like
if you wanted you can cast lens four times
and then two more times down here six
times. It's just That's how you that's how
you do it Okay. All right. I think I got
that. I think I agree great good and your
focus pool that takes I think ten minutes
to to reload. There's no Short rests or
long rest in this game. However That being
said if you have a healer in your party,
which I think you do they have something
called treat wounds and Basically, they
can treat rune treat wounds every hour and
that and that gives you a certain amount
of health back so if if if You're if you
just did a fight and you say oh we want to
rest. Okay well, how many hours do you
want to rest for and Every hour you can
get so much more health back basically So
in essence no, there is no short long rest
to get all your health back But there is
resting periods that you will take and you
will you know basically advance time to
heal up so Being after a fight it is
important to heal up The longer you take
the worst, you know things might happen
depending on where you are things like
that But those are that's important to
remember that if you do have a healer be
very nice to them and get them to heal you
up after fight Now something else
I feel like I can hear evil laughter Sorry
now, I'm too busy looking at my spells.
Oh, okay. Oh, I'm sorry. No, I mean, I'm
too busy looking at them to laugh
So the hot bar you play World of Warcraft
and some more RPGs never I don't believe
you. That's a horrible game So we got the
hot bar down here and I got an add-on so I
can put things on your hot bar easily
without signing in as you because these
are two things that are very important in
this game and that is to use basic actions
these these are actions that Are
Things that To things that like you want
to do like treat wounds is actually a
basic action There's many different things
that you do there's one called grapple
that any tanks in the party will want to
be doing to Grapple and put the enemy
they're fighting at its advantage if they
can there's like strength checks and
things but all those Mundane things are
there It's also possible if there's
something used all the time You can
actually put it on in your on your
character sheet under under actions. You
open up your character sheet You go to
your action page and there's actually a
little browse button. You can browse all
the actions in the game There's a lot of
them so you can put them in your in your
Drag them over into your sheet if you want
as well
So That's that's something and for some
reason you've got three hero points you
should not have three hero points, okay
Hero points, that's a good segue So
basically what I've done is there is a
rule by a Subsystem in the game. So
basically hero points are things that I
give out because I think hey you guys did
pretty good So If you have hero points you
can spend them on a reroll so I rolled
that I don't like that I'm gonna reroll
it, you know, that's basically it And you
have to choose the reroll And also it's a
it's a way to recover yourself from if
you're if you're Knocked out if you're
zero hit points and you're dying You can
get back up. You'll be unconscious, but
you won't be sort of dying anymore so
Those are important a rule that came with
the game is called hero actions and in
your in your sheet, you'll see that
there's a Little button that says draw one
and it's and it's flashing. It wants you
to draw one. These are cards. These are
hero cards there's a deck of 52 and You
can draw a card from that deck and then
you can use that you can say you can spend
your hero points on a card and then use
that at a later time or You can give it to
another player if you want So that's just
sort of a little little thing that if you
want it if you want to You got a whole
bunch of hero points and you want to spend
one or two on maybe some lucky cards You
take it the cards do cool things they do
different things that's right So I think
under journal So what I'll do I think if
you switch the journal tab
I Think you can look and there's a hero
point deck journal And you can see all the
different things that you might be able to
pick up and they just all do different
things That's just a little bit of more
rules for a game we're learning Yeah, and
you guys all remember the fun little
theater button to push at the top your
characters That's still in the game
There's a few extra You know flashy things
that are in the game a little these are
animations and things like that when you
crit There's a big thing say hey you crit
cuz critting This is this big part of this
game is you love the crits. We want to
crit as much as we can So Yeah, oh Can I
know halfling language as my extra
language
Sure Why not You all should know of Syrian
and necro You all have been in this area
for a while those are the two main
language languages So everybody should
have those at least I think of Syrian is
common basically in this area. Yeah and
Because I remember changing that But
everybody basically if you don't have
necro I will add it to your sheet
Regardless of how many languages you've
already have it's just something that you
would have you Have any questions Not yet,
I think those were the major things that I
had sort of that I wanted to cover word
was the spell book for our cleric and the
The crafting for our Alchemist and for our
champion I just wanted you to know That
there's checkboxes to make sure your aura
is on or off I checked it on I assume I
would just have it on all the time or is
that something wears out you you you might
I don't think anyone's gonna be upset I
guess we could roleplay to say oh Your
aura is on and it's really upsetting
somebody we could do that I'm not gonna be
too fussy Does my aura have a look or a
feel Yes, it definitely does describe it
to me I
Just need to check on our clerics token
here just to see if me oh it doesn't have
a circle I Wanted to have a circle
Too bad All Right I'm gonna say a little
purple Sparkles float in the air and it
just but not not like clustered around
heavy just here and there So what's the
the aura do? Things that don't come up
when I click on it
Okay, so for my shielding
The the enemies have to be within my aura
to trigger some of my reactions
Gotcha, I Don't know if I can just save
myself I can save other people just it
seems like it's just my song Maybe I get
more stuff later. I'll worry about your
token later, but I have a very basic one
set up for you Okay, if nobody has any
questions or has any more role-playing
they want to do or comments they want to
make or
I Suppose we
could probably Figure this out if it comes
to combat But like I said, I wasn't able
to figure out how to get my spells into my
inventory my spells My daily crafted
potions into my inventory okay, so under
crafting When you so right now you're at
infused rations zero out of five, let's
just change that to five Remember I said
basically you're gonna have to change that
every now and then right? Is that
something I can edit because I couldn't
change that a while ago. Oh You can't
change infused reagents. This is zero or
does it say for now? Yep does. Oh Okay,
well I guess I'm stupid So now click
perform daily crafting and it should make
that flask
See and the counter went down now There
should be an acid flask lesser in your
inventory and there is a little
exclamation mark beside it And it says
this items temporary expire after duration
during daily preparations. It has no value
and cannot be sold. Okay Perfect the ball
where it says bulk That's To L means it's
very light. So basically it means it
doesn't write you a lot of So, how does
that work? So like if it says I only have
five infused reagents because my Forget
about that Just think whenever you need to
make something that just change that
number because that's an old mechanic that
they okay It's not reflect. You have to
keep track of what you can make and I
think it's I can look it up It's under
Sorry, yeah, so it's under Was it the
versatile vials was that what but that is
you can make So right here for every ten
minutes you can spend you gain two vials
but during your data preparation You can
create a number of versatile vials up to
two plus your intelligence modifier Okay,
so it's six why don't I see eight earlier
That's a different thing so if you go to
under under advanced alchemy And that's
all chem all chemical items at four plus
your intelligence modifier so those those
little vials you can create six the other
ones you can create out of The little
vials are different than the actual
flasks, but you can use the vials to make
the class So it's a little bit like what?
But I'm sure you've got that all figured
out Yeah, the adversity files. I think it
lets me change the damage of If I read
that correctly you know how to prepare
fast-stacking chemicals
And there's an option I have quick quick
alchemy toggle it on there too, which I
think Isn't really necessary because Of
the way this UI works, but you might as
well just talk it on just in case there's
some math that does But I think you can
throw that yeah see acid flasks lesser
lesser You can actually draw it and put it
in one hand and you can throw it Under
your and you have three hero points to are
you giving yourself hero points? No,
everybody giving those self hero points or
that was that me I? Must have done at some
point everybody should have one All
Right So This game is gonna be both all of
us learning the rules. I don't know all
the rules. I'm leaning heavily on foundry
to sort of teach me I have read a lot but
Yeah Are you ready to begin
Think so
I'll make a note that we started at into
the recording at one hour and two minutes
And I'm recording actually on a different
computer, so I'm not really sure this will
work, but we'll try it out
Do do do
You Guys have an appointment with Berlina
Berlin haldoli
Now if you guys want we can skip all the
introduction stuff and get radio into a
fight, and then we can flash back To the
start of the game Would you guys just like
to go do a fight first I Feel like I'd
like that just to learn what my stuff does
you know Okay, but that's just my opinion.
That's not everyone Does anybody else have
an opinion? It's nice to have one opinion
really I mean usually I ask for opinions
and no one just no one says anything so
Time is a thing too. It's it's the middle
of summer The calendar in This game lines
exactly up with our calendar, it's just
everything has a different name
So does anyone else not want to start off
into the action
No, I'm good to Give it a shot
I think Leo died Leo died I'm sorry. I'm
here. I was slurping down soup and forgot
to take my meat off How was your soup
delicious so good?
Did you have an opinion on fight or work
our way up or what um Oh, no, whatever all
right sounds like we're doing it
Oh the names air gag hose like I guess
Oh You guys Are in a fight the scene
starts with you guys fighting The titular
zombie cow that is on the front cover
Hurry someone go kick it gently in the
face
A Low wooden fence fallen in many places
with all its gates thrown open once
enclosed a wide dirt yard The dirt is
trampled with an unsettling amount of
blood and go
So very good, where's the vault Well,
that was loud I don't think we need that
much ambience It was drowning you out. Oh
good thing I have all that shit turned
down. Yeah, exactly. It's good idea
Well, it's very nice
I'm sure it's nice. I cannot pick out
sounds when there are other sounds
happening. I Like it. I got bad ears
So You guys have been You guys are facing
this this cow The cow is an undead cow one
of its horns is missing It has a size
stuck in it Many ropes things like this
It's Starting to look at look at all you
it hasn't charged yet. I've unfrozen time
What do you do?
Go for initiative It it has not approached
you yet, it's sort of circling I scream at
the group it's coming right at us I did
it
I Look there's a circle around around your
character that must be your your aura
Get off the table When did I make my dice
purple Or pink this is a this is a new a
brand new game So right whatever
preferences you had in the past you'll
have to set them up again. Oh, no This is
a challenging fight you guys oh shit
literally all may die
So
Ubu meko Ubu meko go go go go go go go go
go Hey, hold on Did I not start the fight
Go there we go
All right, I cast greater invisibility and
I GTFO Alright That's my trick yeah, it is
your trick. I'm going to what's my move?
It is
I Did something What is it like 20 or 25
is like the base I move my ass over there,
and then I will cast
This I've got some help make it easier to
measure distances, too If you see the
little green line pops up when you've got
things selected Hmm should do a
measurement for you automatically for some
things
Okay, I cast shield and then that's
it I'll go in my turn
All right, so let's see who's closer 40
feet versus 35 feet 35 feet Who's more
threatening I guess we're just gonna flip
a coin here Who's heads whose tails Heads
heads All right,
I'm picky. There was a delay I swear. Odd
even.
All right
The boss cow does not like the look of
This hooded anime girl
And this so going to
Stride once and that is how many feet How
many feet can I stride it's gotta be
written down here somewhere
It's speed where is speed
Am I dumb it's another character one. Oh
there it is. I see it. Yeah I don't know
what an NPC thing looks like
So it runs up to you that's his first
action and It can't do its thing so it's
just gonna second action it's gonna get up
to you And then it's not target you and
this when it attacks you should give you
the option to do a reaction Okay
All right it hits you okay, nothing's
popped up You should have I haven't you
haven't taken any damage yet, okay, but
you should be able to react with your You
know You've got it. That's that's what I
was trying to say the shellfish shield
Sorry do you want me click it now? No, I I
think it's after you take damage because
you haven't taken damage yet, okay, so
you're gonna take damage and There see in
chat it actually says would you like to
use selfish shield
No, I See the damage roll, that's all I
see oh the block No in the chat Yeah What
is the last thing you see in chat? Um
damage roll horn? I What if you try
scrolling down a little bit No, that's
bottom of my scrolling because I see it
here and it's I've revealed it to everyone
Sorry, I Scroll up I hit jump to bottom
well regardless in your in your Are you
going to use selfish shield that's in your
character sheet? So you're gonna use it so
Make sure your self is targeted and you
should be able to use it. It should give
you the shelf self the Selfish shield
thing, right? Okay So you should have the
effect on you if you don't have the effect
on you and I'm looking at your character
and doesn't look Like you you are you do
I'm gonna say yes, it was used To In order
to put the effect on you you can do you
see that effects Yeah, okay. You can drag
that out to your character and drop it on
yourself Interesting
Why does everybody want to be on the table
today So now you have the selfish shield
Okay, so now you're gonna want to take
that that That damage that 12 damage after
yourself a shield a buff is on and that
should reduce the damage by You know to
There and it did so you understand sort of
that that idea now what I need is I'm
gonna truck included with that attack is
It the cow is trying to knock it to the
ground so what we're doing is we're doing
a check against your reflex DC
So I hit my reflex
You Can't you can't draw that when it's
not your turn it's not your turn yet, so
don't just It says you draw you drew your
alchemist fire you your it's not your turn
yet So you put away I?
Gave you a chance you weren't in combat so
you you can't You hear what I'm saying?
Someone's in
There you go We got a we got this lettuce,
I know the combats going slow, it's boring
we got to finish this He's gonna kill me
guys hold on So I'm trying to understand I
did an athletics check against your reflex
Difficulty I'm just gonna look at what
your Reflex difficulty is 15, so it failed
it failed to trip you So it came up did
the attack it did two movements its turn
is now finished so now Now you can draw
your here
I Bomb was that was for the record At 17
health guys, and I have seven good job.
You're doing great. You are doing great
Did you miss my carriage did you did you
raise your shield Did you draw your
weapons and raise your shield and stuff?
It's not my turn No, but did you when I
give you the prep time to do that oh, no I
didn't think of such things okay All right
It's important to raise your shield When
you're taking damage Let's do that Now how
far can I throw this bitch? now Ummek oh
you should not have selfish feet now you
took it off, okay? Now wait what's going
on there? Why is it showing on there? I
have a regular show No, it's my UI I had
my screen move and it looked looked like
something weird was going on gotta watch
you guys I'm not doing anything yet
Where does it say the road distance is on
is on this bad boy?
Under inventory? I don't think your flask
has a throw distance All right there it is
it's actually says 20 feet right there.
Yeah range 20 feet That's what I was
trying to I thought that was like a throw
general throw thing But I guess everything
had all your bombs are 20 feet So it's
been an action Moving up. I think I have a
movement of 25 so one two three four
I Know and you can use another action if
you want to move again So in total you can
move three times at 75
There's a door over here
Don't worry Ubu meko is very invested in
your guys's life a bit I What about this
guy I guess the hand crossbow goes up 60
feet could use that
Okay, so I used one action to move If I'm
gonna get into tactus round I guess I'm
gonna have to take I think you can throw
farther But there's a penalty Because rain
you would be in the second range increment
So if you do want to throw it 25 feet you
can
Let me look that up
There's a disadvantage to doing that
though
I mean my guess is I roll at disadvantage.
That would be my guess What do I know What
I don't think it is I don't think it is a
disadvantage like that it's it's a it's a
minus two penalty So the first the second
range increment is minus two and the third
is minus four and So on so it doubles
every every extra range increment, so you
could throw it up to 360 feet But you'd
have a minus 20 or something range
increment penalty, right? so you wonder is
to penalty may as well do some science
here and see if it actually Picks it up.
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely
Does it have
a radius I think it can do splash damage
but my One of my feats allows me so like
if something were to do splash damage I
could just have it do damage to a single
target instead. Oh, okay
Well, we'll see if it Factors all that in
there public rule Yeah, it rolled that
plus four instead of plus six
Yep, I want some strange penalty eyes to
their real I didn't hit though did it
That's right on
Miss you missed by one Oh So ones plus
ones matter So if you had been in range
you would have hit that Gotcha, gotcha.
You would have hit that thing Well in any
case that's pretty much gonna be my term
because that's an action to equip the bomb
Throw it and then move so All right, I
guess I can do that there you go I Saw you
teary you're doing great
I'm guessing he's undead and doesn't have
any blood in him. So we won't worry about
that
So I got to
Use one action draw my shield And then I
guess I'm gonna use my fangs on them yeah
bite him bite him Just if
you read your your fangs you click on
fangs, okay
The targets a C determine effect, I think
I Want to make sure you understand you can
use this weapon to grapple with the
athletic skill even if you don't have free
hand So I think you can grapple with this
as well, which is a good thing. I think
It doesn't say it needs to be grappled or
anything I think to actually drink the
blood they have to drink blood they have
to be grappled or stuff When you when you
go with a fang attack, it actually does
grapple them if you're if you're
successful Yeah, that's that's so I fang
attack and then I can suck their blood if
they had Yep, I'm just making sure I
understand what's going on. Okay. No,
that's how I read it So you you drew your
shield it's important to understand that
just drawing your shield doesn't do
anything You also have to raise it. So you
put it in your hand and then you raise it
just so you know How do I There's a raise.
Oh, that's another action That is another
action, but it's not attack so you can
still attack with your with your thing
Okay, and I think your shield still it
stays raised until the start of your next
turn As far as weeks, yeah, absolutely god
you can hear the dog playing the toy
She's like myself that'd be brilliant
start
How lovely You miss that
Yep
Okay, I mean technically you got hit a
bunch so, you know, there's that you know
what you know what you just do shield
Think about it. You just you saved
someone's life No, I take in the hit
That's how you got to think in this game
because I'm not I'm not these that will
will buy like I'm not a good person like
what's your what's your AC but as a Team
that the success of the team is assess of
you So you got to think of it like all all
waters rise so if you guys are working
together Well, you got to think oh I can
use these guys to fulfill my no, no. No,
I'm Yeah, I'm using them as opposed to
Yeah, yeah exactly exactly oh, please tell
us more of your motivations Much see I
suck at the roleplay shit. Okay, you're
great Okay, I ended my turn okay, right
Tis my turn is my turn it is okay. I Did
some planning I would like to move But
that clicks all right here hi I'm a
vegetarian. Don't worry about it And then
I'd like to cast This at least you're not
a vegan Yeah, exactly Wait Now wait that
spell right there is the one that I
thought I got rid of that It's also a
spell. It's a spell. Yeah. Oh, they took
it out of the game. It's not a spell
That's what it's in the remastered one. I
don't understand What is a harmful spell
then? Your spells are categorized as heal
or harm What's a harm spell It's a spell
that does harm But what about something
like breadcrumbs that doesn't deal damage
or look look if you go to Flynn's it does
damage Yes, those damage those are harm
spells. Okay, but You put all those spells
back in that I took out I Explained it's
only one spell because I was looking at it
from other stuff and I cannot find what
you're referencing I
Read up on this and that spell that's
that's not a spell us basically saying
it's a harm spell it varies it can be
anything Because it's a harm spell Harm
spell okay, so but bless isn't a harm
spell then Correct that's right. That's
right bless is not a harm spell is alarm a
harm spell Or is that that's a heal spell
that doesn't make sense either
It's a help or a harm spell You're trying
to argue with the game. I'm telling you
the rules. I read that that is not well I
don't know what what rules did you read
there? So would Elysian whimsy be a harm
spell would you? Thought you went all
robotic cut out let's go to What okay well
as Elysian whimsy a harm spell let me look
it up
So harm and heal themselves are no longer
spells at all
You're Making me doubt what I read now so
but that was that's what they I was
reading the rules and it was very
confusing and The the way it was set up in
You don't get harm spells you get Spells
that are harm and spells that are heal
You
Is Elysian whimsy they let you take that
mm-hmm It's a divine level one spell
Says here it's spoilers for the game I Was
supposed to use that Shit now I see what I
did wrong. See that's like it's They call
it legacy because this is an older thing
yeah, so it gets confusing the legacy
content thing oh So Elysian whimsy is a
legacy spell Yeah, but this is a legacy
Expansion that we're playing as well. Let
me pause the game Okay
Side note I was supposed to click on quick
bomber instead of arming a Bomb and then
choosing to selectively throw the bomb
quick bomber lets me do that in one action
Oh, it's less less action, so it's a it's
a feat that I picked which is why I was
like Why the fuck do I have to equip the
bomb? It's alright, we're all still
figuring it out
With my shield I quipped I have the shield
has 20 HP No, that's why we're doing this
little Getting into the attacking stuff
first so we can iron out any We can figure
out what the what we're supposed to be
doing So you say your shield has a helper
divine font So heal or harm spells
So this says it this is a totally
different
Okay No, maybe I was just confused I guess
that's very confusing it is very confusing
because I'm also like looking for a Spell
that would heal and undead It says
depending on your deity too, so that's
what's confusing to me Yeah because some
deities you can have a harm or a heal font
and Then some deities like the one that I
have is only a hard font. I can't have a
heal font. All right Yeah, but void energy
heals undead yes Yes, the one thing I know
so yeah I'm spelled but it's It heals
undead Arm spell against this cow it's
gonna heal it. Yes
Okay, I wasn't I was gonna slap you in the
face with it How's that I was trying
So what this is my confusion is like I was
reading about this and they were talking
about how it all changed What was it
before this? I have no idea. The only
stuff that I've found that I've been able
to read is the Is your font is the
necromancy?
I see They changed they changed the harm
spells what they changed
That's what is confusing why are there
harmful spells but a spell called harm
Okay, so I think you've got it mostly
right. However, let me let me just show
you one thing You've got four in your
slots here. You don't need to have four
you just want to run You Just want to put
one in and cast it four times and then
keep track of oh you've got four slots You
could put other spells in here as well as
my understanding Yeah, I don't know when I
clicked on it it crossed it out in my
spell book cross it out, yeah, so I I
Think like it tracks it on its own Ladies
So that's why I was thinking oh it must
just be the spell harm or the spell heal
But the only thing I could find that made
might have suggest otherwise in the
remastered thing But you have to buy the
remastered book and I was like, I'm not I
didn't do now. I've got it I've got the
ball you do Archives of nethis that that
website has all the new rules on it Okay,
that's what I thought then when I was
looking at that It was the harm spell and
the heal spell because when you click on
the link it takes you to the spell Yeah,
that's what was confusing me is they said
that was legacy content and I I was I was
reading a lot this week and I guess I got
confused so
I mean, it's not my Pathfinder isn't as
good as D&D. I'm kidding No, I said Isn't
that why it's uh Not as I guess I can't
say it's not as popular. I think it's
probably more popular than D&D It's is
cheaper is what where's why I like Yeah, I
like it. It's interesting. It's definitely
very very new or different. Oh, yeah,
absolutely I'm enjoying that so what they
had on your character sheet before Mm-hmm
that I took out. Maybe that was fine Okay
Maybe yeah, maybe that was fine. Let me
just have a look here
I'm back strange. That's not what I
thought it was at all
Of course maybe I was reading the legacy
content and maybe I got got my wires
crossed Yeah, okay, I'm gonna grab a drink
So I'm this is a from October 24th 2023
the cleric remastered It says in here
Beyond these changes. We also took the
opportunity to smooth out some rough edges
All clerics will see their divine spot
simply give them a number of bonus heal or
harm spells Regardless of their charisma
score and that's from the remaster stuff.
That's what confused me I thought they
were speaking in generalities. They
weren't They were speaking specifically
the heal or the harms. Yeah, exactly. I
thought it was like, oh there's gonna be
more things More harmful or healing
spells, right? Yeah. Well, I thought oh
we're gonna separate all our spells and
either harmful or healing spells And so
that meant you got more slots to cast more
damage is what I was thinking Yeah, I
think the legacy content I think Clerics
only had could only like cast to heal
spells At like low levels so it was kind
of like what's the point? So I think
that's why they changed it. I don't know.
That's just some stuff. I was reading on
myself. I feel like I've I've got a better
idea on how clerics work Okay If that
makes any sense Just a spell called harm
that just seems seems Boring plain The
reason why the reason why it says varies
is because the more action slots you use
the farther it can go I See, okay All
right Is everybody still here or we bored
everybody asleep? Okay, I'm gonna unpause
the game I think I understand what's going
on now. Sorry for my confusion. It's okay
Are you a willing creature cat? Oh, yeah
Increase the hit points you started buddy.
I think it automatically I Healed you yeah
for 15 also she can apply that healing to
her token. Yes It just applied to me No, I
had her targeted but the numbers went over
my head No, I get the health back when I
hit the apply healing button So that was
two actions moving was one action it seems
I know we never talked about that. But you
probably figured it out that yes, you do
have a healer.
I Was trying to keep it under my hat Yeah,
yeah, I mean, I guess I figured it out
when I just ran up and I was like, hey
girl Keep you finger guns. This is this is
a flash forward So basically you guys are
starting to think of it and then we're
gonna flash back to how you got to this
point Mm-hmm. I Say that unless I get
straight-up ass Ubu Mako would not have
been like, ah, yes, I heal people on the
regs you have been like nice to took
corpses So surprise
Stitching corpses is my trade. I Corpses,
that's just corpses corpses get stitch.
Oh, it's my turn Okay, no, it's okay So I
think you're in front of
You're in front of this undead cow It just
slapped you around and you didn't fall
down when it wanted to it's still Kind of
upset at you Um, I will be right back. I
think my phone was delivered, but go ahead
continue I Just get a new phone Try the
new phone
All right, it's going to do the same thing
it did last time and
It hits you
But you avoided a crit and
I Show us your shield is still up. So
we're gonna roll damage Are you going to
use selfish shield again? Are you gonna
use shield block?
Oh, well, you know the shield to take the
damage instead of you can use one of the
one reaction Until your next turn so you
go choose one of them so shield block
Let's read let's read what it says so You
snap your shield in place to ward off a
blow your shield prevents you from taking
an amount of damage up to the shields
Hardness, so that actually is blocking a
lot more damage than yourself a shield
Okay. All right. That was my question. I
wasn't sure what the shields hardness was
Well, it blocks your shields hardness I
think might be the shield HP which you can
see in That must be it. Okay, right. Is
there a particular point where you have to
know there to show being flaccid Hey
Actually, the shield can break at the your
shields hardness is five. It's right
underneath the shield HP Yeah, okay That's
five hardness Right and it should take
some of this damage. So you're gonna say
yes to use shield block So use your shield
block that's a reaction. Make sure you've
got yourself targeted and whatnot I'm
gonna say no you didn't use that. Yes, you
did use that
And Then apply the damage to yourself and
it should the shield should take the
damage I feel Nope Took all of it
Let's just undo now you took eight damage
it did ten
It did ten But she took eight. Yeah. Yeah,
that's wrong. That can't be right. You're
sure you didn't hit self shield
Hit the undo button beside right beside
eight damage just undo that Just so you
know you still says you have the shell the
selfish Field Thing so that is that was
why you you were reduced by two because
you still have selfish field effect The
selfish field effect is that last for a
whole round? Zero rounds remaining expires
start of initiative. No, just ignore that
Let's read what it says because I I'm not
I don't know if those are automated
properly
So it doesn't say how long it lasts so
just let me look it up because we should
know that How long does the tooltip say it
last would you say
If it's like my shield Then it's until
your next turn That's what I yeah until
the end of your next turn. So the end of
this turn so you should still have that
That's right. Okay, so it is it is right
That is right so the shield block you had
your shield raised right
And did you click okay, so While you have
your shield range, you would take physical
damage from attack You snap shield place a
water flow so it should be minus five
damage, right? You should take an amount
of damage up to the shield's hardness
Which is five you and the shield to each
take any remaining damage possible
breaking or disorienting you and the
shield take remaining damage, so That
means that if it if you take ten damage
There's actually a block button here
toggle the shield block status with
selective tokens before applying a damage.
There we go. So Scroll up a little bit and
look at the the the damage you took do you
guys see the name of the creature here?
There's that hidden. Oh, there's a block
button This is unknown Okay, but it's Jay
right now. You do see the block button
though, right? Yes, I see the block button
Okay, so that's what I would click select
yourself because you want on yourself and
then click block and
And let's see what happens Did anything
happen
Let me let me just try I just want to see
what happens block Okay, so you see how
when you clicked it the it it changed
color. It's a toggle Do you understand?
Yeah. Yeah, I understand that it was black
dark gray So now it's it's toggled on to
now after it's toggled on click on damage
to take the damage They were okay great so
we can see that the shield took a Hit and
you took a hit. Okay, right. Oh, it didn't
put in chat. I'm scrolled up Okay So now
you understand how to take the if your
shield is blocking it you understand how
to take Get that advantage of the shield
being blocked. Oh, oh boy Yeah learning
fun, oh it is
That was what that was one action Now we
did it yeah now we need to I need to Try
and knock you down because included with
that Action is a knockdown. So I'll I'll
I'll Do this thing here attempted
athletics check against your reflex DC Oh
The matador Actually it it did knock you
prone
You've been you're on your butt I'm gonna
drag this on to you So what I did in order
to put you prone like that is I just
dragged that that little thing It says
prone out of the chat dropped it right on
you. You can do that yourself, too
That is still the first action so you're
knocked down and We're going to so what is
knocking down to you're off your guard. So
you have a penalty to your AC and we're
going to Attack you again
But that's the second attack so there's a
disadvantage of that attack or a not
disadvantage, but a what are you doing?
Misses you Nice
Because I'm squirming around on the ground
trying to adjust my cloaks and it misses
you again
Yay Stupid Bad I say that like close
Here's another another feature of this
game is Critical fumbles and critical hits
Which this last one was a critical miss if
you look at them at the at the card where
it says six That means it missed by like
like over ten. So it was a critical miss.
There's a thumbs up and a thumbs down. I
Can actually draw and I'll do this just to
sort of as a learning experience a
critical fumble card So this this mad cab
critically fumbled, so let's see what
happens So it rolled critical fumble deck
number 24 So I'm gonna click on that and I
had your token selected. That's why it
says you said this and
There are four options on this so I'll
roll a d4
And I got a two so
It got its clumsy too So we got a debuff
because of that because it rolled so badly
no And It's staggering around it Does that
make sense these critical fumble decks?
There's also decks the hero point decks,
okay
If you guys don't don't like them we can
ignore them, but if you do like them then
we can do them Alright, so it's my turn.
Yep, you get a turn excellent
Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna go ahead
I'm gonna go ahead and take some drugs
Yeah So what this does is it gives me a
plus one to a bunch of different checks
and also gives me a plus gives me a plus
one to a dex base attack rolls
I'm also a little bit faster, which I
probably could have used last round, but
hey it is what it is Hey, so how does a
how does a skeleton drink? What did a
splash on your feet? Actually the last
unicorn you guys watched that movie with
me You saw how he drank He didn't He they
lied to him and told him that there was
liquid in the Yeah, we're all said. Yep.
Yep. Yep Yep, and then through the power
of gaslighting he got drunk Yeah, just
kind of pulls into my boots But no one no
one comments on it or anything It's like
this is very normal I'm kind of curious to
see
So I'm saying check this check make sure
it it does the things that it's supposed
to just because I don't I kind of don't
trust It but well, I have wonder So quick
bomber supposed to allow me to essentially
draw and throw a bomb on the same turn
That just basically did the description
didn't actually prompt or do anything for
me It says use quick alchemy to create a
bomb and then strike with the bomb So, I'm
just half wondering I'm just half
wondering I guess maybe just throw a bomb
There's I don't think there's a there's no
counter to say actions So if we do these
things don't just you keep track of it.
Yep. Nope. That's fine I try I just want
to make sure we all understand what's
going on, I guess Now I guess we'll see if
it's adding the quicksilver mutagen stuff
to my role or not.
Oh Shit I gotta move further I gotta move
ahead That's one action I do know that
Look at that and I assume drinking the
item in my inventory was an action as well
Okay, let's try that again
So wonder do I get to add a modifier item
plus one add look at that
Oh
My oh that I Darling critical hit I just
showed up on the screen. Yep only your
chest Yes, you did too far you're very low
-res
The numbers
Graphics beside each numbers like all
right, so Allah I'll take the damage The 9
plus 1 is that is that it or is it is that
did you hit the critical button? I didn't
that's that's all that showed up All
right, just say it multiplied by two right
there, but the two times I Can just rolled
really bad Oh Yeah, that's the nice thing
is it's got a nice little persistent fire
damage on that bad boy
So there you go that was my turn oh
I think you're prone How do I untrown Uh
basically you're gonna use one one action
to stand and just get rid of just click on
yourself and then Right click on the prone
to remove the prone thing. Yeah, there's
one action. Yeah
There actually is an action called stand
that I could pull out and you could click
it but You know
Oh, this is an opportunity Because you're
wearing combat now is down in your on your
hotbar. There's the The in number one
position is the basic action macros So if
you click on that it should show you
everything that you can do To a target or
to yourself and it'll have the your
bonuses there and so like like there's
there's perform, you know, and there's Aid
and different things and these will help
do the roles that you need to do if you
need to do them okay, I'm going to so if
you just want an action, so I'm gonna try
and fight him again because
I Think is
that missed yep, so you've got one action
left you could try to bite him again
Well, don't forget that you don't forget
your your shield is not risen So you could
have raised your shield It was no it all I
have to do it each turn Yeah, because it
takes an action to raise it. You've got it
equipped, but you've got to raise it
because that's an action so Just to
remember Now This is a this is a critical
miss. So that would be called that would
be a fumble Do you guys want to do fumble
cards and have random things happen or
would you rather just a miss is a miss?
Randomness Randomness yeah might as well.
Yeah. I have no opinion on whether it I
dislike it at all So do you guys want me
to draw the card and tell you what happens
or do you guys want to draw the card? I'm
not even sure you can draw the card. Okay,
you see the word versus beside your three
It's a thumbs down so that was a critical
miss so click on the thumbs down And it
and then click on that that deck And it
should open up There should be four
different things. Just you see the four
different things No, did you just like
combust
No, you can't See, do you see melee ranged
unarmed spell? Yeah So that was a melee
attack, so that's what happened So you
would now click the damage button and the
damage button will be Damaged to you
instead. Oh Boy
You got to click your damage though for
that critical miss Okay, oh wait wait wait
target so But do you see the damage damage
you got a you've got to roll the damage?
Okay, I'm not seeing it ring rolled in the
chat I might not oh you did roll it So you
took seven damage to yourself you must
have went to grab them and you beat
yourself in your arm, I guess Guys a
little too into it
Don't forget your hero points you all have
one hero point if you want to spend your
hero points on buying a card you can Do
that too. Let's see what the card does If
you want if you want to go crazy
You
Hum hum hum Chil tomata reading my stuff
Okay, take your time. I actually have to
close the garage door because I'm starting
to get chilly very bad
My cat is crying and I don't know why
How's food just clean the litter I Want to
do these things, but I don't want to get
close to it because I am very I'm so soft
I Use often fluffy I don't really have a
good visual of you yet, even though
apparently you've seen I'm I'm a human. Oh
You're human. I look like a human so a
very human like
You know what I should just nut up like I
tell you guys to do my game I Can't nut up
I'm too far away oh Darn guys But not down
Yeah, I'm gonna nut down. I'm retracting
my nuts Spoilers it doesn't work that way.
I'm pretty sure if you get into cold
enough water
That's a lie, I mean they don't like just
They just like suck right back in there no
no like a bigger. Oh they do it's been a
lie all the time Yeah, I mean I
Mean I mean
Sorry got distracted looking at what my
spells okay? I think it'd be really funny
if I decided to read the air just to get
the vibes and then not help
Okay, I cast that oh Do you guys know how
to show your health if you want you guys
can share your health with each other if
you want? What's over in the little box in
the corner which I love oh? Okay Don't
believe I have access to Adam and so I
don't know why it's giving me that option
Oh That's cool
Hell yeah
Did that hit no okay?
Um That was against us a see right yes.
Yeah now I missed Well You know what not
by all That doesn't matter I Cast that on
myself oh I should target myself
Spell effect shield Yeah,
I like those animations because And scene
and
All right Persistent damage two times one
fire. I need to make a DC 15 flat check it
says
a DC 15 flat check
Flat check what's a flat check? I believe
it means you don't add anything to just a
just a roll of each one a yep a Shall I
say flat d20?
Yeah get wrecked
All right still got the two times one
persistent All there's a button here to
says roll a consistent recovery. I won't
do that this time So do I click on this to
get the dam and no it's just two times one
fire is two right 20 yes oh My I'll just
take it off manually. They don't there's
nothing to click on but okay, so he's
still burning up or she is
Pissed I didn't do it. It doesn't like
getting on fire. Oh, oh hey you're you're
in 20 feet
The only one who has no shield go for I
have a shield
I don't have it raised, but hold on bull.
Let me grab this out of my backpack
Oh Well that's gonna fucking hit me oh
That's a that's a critical hit yeah, yeah,
it's it's doing that thing it's doing that
thing yeah
You're Gonna take 16 damage now and also
we're gonna try to knock you down But I
get knocked down HP also, why do you have
blood?
It's in my boots Okay
You're not down I'm gonna I'll just drag
that prone on to you, okay Or do you want
to drag it on yourself? Well I could just
Do the status myself right like that yep,
okay, and also you take one v6 bludgeoning
damage Yeah, cool. Good night Oh
Wow hadn't that's door ha ha we meet again
desk
Now that that's it's how many how many
actors that's trying to go over to You
Went over there, too
Yeah, I can do another attack against you
You should have been playing dead instead
of mocking it There's literally a feat I
could have picked to play dead well Oh, no
It missed oh, thank god. I mean I actually
There you go now it's your turn Hey,
where's my stupid elixir? You're prone to
don't forget Well definitely spend an
action standing up And then I would took
the fire damage like I did it manually
didn't I didn't have to I tricked you I
Was thinking it takes it at the end of the
turn I see so I Got a roller recovery
check that shouldn't go because I failed
last time too, so yeah, okay, that's fine
all worked out Why is there a fly in here?
It's fall gold go die Jeez I'm sorry. I
just wanted to hang out Oh Hang out with
your spider No, they're so scary oh, I
didn't okay, I did something they love you
really bad
Did that work there we go I think yeah all
right um Boy this is gonna give me so much
back, but we may as well use it
To Get to HP Well now you're still on
death's door yeah for HP, but you know
there's what it is
So I stood up I tried to kill myself a
little bit and
Raise my shield
Now if a tank wanted to taunt what you
want to do is you want to use your the
macros and demoralize as a taunt
There you go saw you I believe in you
Do you for demoralize
You Okay, let's try it targeting target
first You're basically doing an
intimidation check against that targets
will If the target doesn't understand the
language you're speaking or you're not
speaking a language you take a minus four
circumcess pal to the check I Do have one
token
Oh target
Demoralize it says you need to select
exactly one token to perform demoralize is
it select or target? You need to select
exactly one token so click on the cow
Click on Your basic action macros and then
click demoralize yeah same thing
Hmm
I can do it
I Didn't work It's immune to mental
apparently that's a mental thing Sorry you
you don't have to do it So I I clicked on
what I how I did it I Use I chose the cow
as a target so press T on the cow And then
I clicked on your token, and then I was
able to do it Oh
Because these are things that you're doing
so anyways Feel like I led you down the
garden path there, I'm sorry you don't you
you don't have to do that
Okay wait wait wait wait raise the shield
Strike
Oh Come on the shitty rolls Now you almost
hit that was very a very close hit that
was that wasn't a shitty roll It was just
just I just barely a mess
That is a hit Whoa do the team we're doing
it There we go
You And I say aren't you guys you guys
have flanked it aren't you haven't you
that didn't count I did too many actions
So I forgot I moved oh Oh What did you do
for actions I walked over raise my shield
Bit I can't fight
Well thank you for being honest action
surge excellent surge, thank you for not
trying to scam us all
I know the internet will be outraged
anybody who watches this will be like what
are they doing? They don't know how to
play yeah, and I don't care how many times
they say we don't know what we're doing
Tis me One
And
Two I mean three
Take eleven points of healing yeah little
skeleton, man. Yeah
Yeah look at me go, so that's the end of
my turn I
I'm gonna need you guys to hit that thing
harder, please and thank you
Your luck is about to turn
Now what are Flanking rules If You're
flanked you have a disadvantage or
anything I don't I don't think it's an
averna right it's like a
Baby you can't sit behind the computer
baby boy
So graceless
Who's Graceless okay
The hell was that none of your effing
business, okay, you don't even know why I
have these alarms
You want to fight about it, sorry I came
at you kind of aggressive
No, that's why you're alarmed to remind
you that you're stupid Oh That's my alarm
to remind me to do any tasks that my
mother has assigned me so I don't get
yelled at I see That'll do it spoiler
alert. It doesn't matter if I do them
I asked her like four times today if she
wanted me to do anything then no
She did say to clean my room, but that's
not something I can get done
Cause it is already full so is the under
that I have a problem I'm looking at the
The strike that we undid and it is marked
as there's a penalty for flanking So it
had multiple penalties because you guys
were there so it did take that into
account automatically Which I'm happy to
see that we don't have to worry so much
about that So it's gonna do a melee attack
against
Tiri
It misses
That infuriates it it's gonna do another
attack against you
Misses again critical miss so that's we
said we're gonna do a critical fumble
decks. That was a melee attack. So It
wasn't a slashing weapon though nothing
and then it's doing this whole thing again
And we can see yeah, okay
You get actually have more AC because of
the flanking it's actually giving you a
bonus to Or less because your shield maybe
all right, so Miss miss miss it's swinging
wildly at you. It could not hit you It's
now our all chemical genius His turn who
is prone Oh, I spent an action and stood
up last round I just forgot to take it
off. Oh I forgot to roll recovery against
the fire damage. Just let me do that
first. That's at the end of the turn
Failure thanks keep burning you son of a
bitch
No We're try something a little different.
We're going to How that's too little
damage for it to take
So because of my feet I can equip and
throw an acid flask
Yeah, take it a dirty 20 hits absolutely
that's a hit And
Yeah
Yeah, yeah He's doing great I Think he's
done more damage than anyone else that is
true
So That's the first flask this this cow is
on fire and dripping acid I'm doing it.
We're gonna throw another one because we
can
Item modifier plus one I
Don't think of 13 hits
Actually that does it yeah tens were
barely missing so I really nice The the
also the cap the the cow is has a debuff
of clumsy which doesn't help either so
You're debuffing enough that and things
are happening that it's getting you know
debuff so Roll damage Gotcha, gotcha,
gotcha Uh
Am I rolling that damage right you're just
clicking on damage, right? I am but it
feels like it's It's consistent it's been
consistently rolling it's one v6 You're
you're only rolling 1d6, um, so did 1d6
where's the roll? Um, the dice aren't
actually coming out Yeah, can you click on
it and see for yourself like what I don't
see any what the dice rolled I guess I
assumed that uh, Oh, it's not rolling your
dice No, it's not rolling the that that
that d6 It just says roll 1d6 doesn't
actually do it Huh? Yeah, roll me 2d6 and
that'll make up for the previous one that
you didn't get damage on Uh, it's just
yeah, it's not even rolling the 2d6 this
is why you gotta check these things
I'm making the assumption that it's not
something else as a reason for this I
thought I picked roll 2d6 instead. I added
a plus two. Yeah, jesus christ
We'll erase that from the record All right
So i'm gonna take four five six seven
eight ten damage
I was just wondering if there's like a
reason why it's not That's not popping up
Yeah, well next time you can you can roll
attack actions on our behalf, right? Yeah,
i'll try it See what the the damage thing
does yeah, there you go, you know spend my
last turn just raising my shield and call
it a day Oh, you're out of acid flask and
alchemist fire, would that be why Uh, I
should be out now I think I had like two
each Ah I guess you can make some more
during your like during the fight Yeah,
100 I can create them on the fly sort of
thing with uh with quick alchemy
Is that hit it does
And that hit right there is do you you got
that hit because because it's flanked
yeah, okay cool All right, so that's 10
damage
Second chompy chomp When you hover the
mouse over the cat over the cow, do you
see the name the the the text that says
oh, okay good good It says it over all of
us Uh, excuse you you're barely hurt early
hurt perfectly fine perfectly fine It also
says it shows our hp and numbers Um in the
little pop-out though, it doesn't say out
of what but you know, it's not hard to
figure out Oh, oh, oh, it's time for your
meeting Oh boy
Oh, it's me, yeah, oh did you did you roll
damage you didn't roll damage? Oh, I
thought oh shit Sorry click on your damage
the damage button or I can click on it. I
just don't want to steal your thunder
Hi i'm gonna try
Oh
Nobody likes being flinzed that's a hit So
how do you you're gonna tell me how much
damage or do I have to figure what I
rolled it Oh good. That's only four damage
good for me You did it 2d16 on a critical
that is on a critical That is three
It's the cow's turn And so after the cow's
turn is over it takes all those damage and
I resolve all those things so just When
it's when it's a spark's turn just uh,
give me a second to go through the things
Um, so it still does not really like uh
this uh This anime character intruding on
its dark shadow dark world, uh, dark
world. Yeah
Edgy much. Yes Oops we can't do that. Yes,
and then we're gonna see if we miss again
We do it oh no critical critical hit on
our second attack
Um, you want to use shield block or do you
want to use a self-shield shield block
with chill block? Yes
I don't know why it's asking me if I want
to use that. Yes or no I guess these are
just reminders that you can do those with
reactions so, okay, so I do You toggle the
block on and then click yourself and take
the damage damage And you know what I
didn't I didn't hit the critical button so
you should have hit just just hit the
damage again Or you can undo it and hit
double damage if you want Whichever you
prefer Because that's two hits. So
probably your shield would have maybe
absorbed more Oh, okay. Okay undo so you
can undo both those and then click on
yourself and do double So block make sure
block is toggled
There I turned it the same anyways, that's
fine Just I just want to make sure we get
used to doing it the right way so, um,
that is the turn of the cow and i'm going
to um, Do that persistent damage real
recovery check
Success Yeah, so save that damage it's
saved It's no longer affected by the acid
or the fire fire ran out And the acid was
rolled against so now it's your turn cool
so So in the context of spending a hero
point, is that only if you resolve damage
or how does how does that work?
Um, you spend a hero point to reroll uh a
roll Um, but it's I don't think it's a
damage rule it's like a let me just let me
double check because uh, I was all muddled
with the cleric. So why don't I just read
it? Oh You know, it's funny i'm searching
this up it's actually in the game it's
there's a thing for it um because there's
there's that and you said We can use the
hero point to use one of the cards Right,
that's right. Did I do that correctly?
That's right. I I don't it doesn't take an
action to spend a hero point. Um,
So I mean part of me is kind of curious as
to what the card does Well, if you want to
see what they do if you click on the
journal tab there should be a hero point
deck that you see At the bottom, yep, and
you can see all the different things your
hero point can do
And these cards can be trade with your
trade traded with each other Apparently
there's a give button so Okay, must do
something now Is this something that is
completely randomized? I assume it is,
right? Yes, yes It's like it's like a
shuffled deck that you're picking from Uh,
because part of me is just saying you know
what? I just want to go ahead and use one
right now Go for it. Yeah, that's fine You
actually draw the card and you can hold on
to it. You don't have to play it So this
is something that you'll hold on to if you
don't want to play it so if it's something
that doesn't fit But okay. Yeah Um, we've
been we've been playing for basically The
i'm not supposed to not give out these
hero points. You're supposed to be getting
them regularly so I have a reminder that I
stopped because it was getting annoying
because I was trying to get things working
today Oh Uh, so how do I roll this bad
boy? So, let's see what you got I don't
know I don't know Let's see I'm, just
gonna open your sheet and see what it says
you got it's an inventory thing or what is
it? No, i'm just saying how do I actually
Pull a card there's a button that says
draw one Um in your actions, uh below your
weapons Oh And so you click on that and it
should draw a hero card it spends one hero
point to draw a card I'm really curious to
see what happens when you click it draw
one Oops, you did it. Oh healing Healing
prayer what to do select yourself or an
ally within reach the target regains 1d8
plus eight hit points Nice not bad And so
you can trade that if you want. There's a
give button right beside there's a trade
button too, I guess So you can trade the
idea is like a card trading game in the
game, right? So right I just can trade for
these things or Or use it yourself. It
doesn't say you have to be a healer or
anything to use that now if you notice
That square now see you can if you hover
your mouse with a square. I think it puts
it in the chat So that's what it is. Yeah,
so But it's it's it's not an act. It's a
free action It's a free action. You yeah,
you can do that anytime you want Well Why
not
I don't think the card actually works. So
you can't you cast it in and yeah, there
you go. It did work. What am I saying? Ah
back to full hp
We did it that's powerful All right You
ever have too many chips and then regret
it? Yes Yeah Uh one time I ate so many
plain potato chips that I threw up And now
I can't eat granny goose potato chips
Isn't that funny? I have yeah, that thing
happened to me. I ate half a bag of
covered bridge potato chips And they were
so greasy that made me sick for like a
week I just will not eat them anymore
Whoa, I crit that's another critical with
us with a bottle bottle lightning Wow,
that was lightning in a bottle
So base damage is one 1d6 lightning Click
the critical button and see what if it
actually does it right or whether uh,
yeah. Yeah, I clicked the uh, the critical
It's like is it slow or something because
it's like it's not coming up for me Um,
well, i'm just reading actually, you know
what i'm gonna have you i'm gonna close my
text window here You click the critical
and you see the the damage thing that
comes up
Says base damage 1d6. So two times 1d6
plus one flash damage
That's right, isn't it Oh there and
there's the roll. Yeah, so you can see the
rolls here. You see the roll when you
click the number Yeah, yeah, I just
clicked on it so 1d yeah now it's rolling
your thing because before You would click
on it and it wouldn't do anything I wonder
if it's because I clicked on it We'll have
to check it. You you try you try it We'll
take we'll take the one I clicked on or
we'll take the one you clicked Would you
you choose but you can you click you click
the critical button and see what happens?
Oh, wait, what'd you do? Oh, it rolled it
did roll. Yeah, it rolled that time Hmm
We'll take the higher one. Yeah, it could
be a setting because like I just had to
fix my Something in my cleric spell book
because it was like when I cast flints it
took it off of my thing I said I like
couldn't cast it anymore even though I
have two spell slots But I fixed it
figured it out Good new when you take the
damage on a crit like that. Are you
clicking double damage or? No, it's it's
already done the math because it's done
done It see it says two times in what
you're old. So you click if you click on
critical It's okay. That's the seven do
the double damage automatically So if you
forget to do that, you can just take
double the damage, you know
Cool so that's one battle of lightning
Um Maisel dude again, why not? Why not
right guys? Yeah. Yeah, my balls. Did you
get it? Uh, I have Well, this is going to
be my last like prepared bottle lightning
Uh, so after that I can do quick alchemy
to just sort of craft them on the fly Like
make versatile bombs and stuff like that
Uh, but this is my last prepared Uh You
have so many free ones that you can
prepare per day and then it starts costing
you gold
11 misses son of a bitch
Cool uh, and then i'm gonna go ahead and
uh So here's a silly question Not that I
would do it. But now technically I don't
have a bottle of my hand. So I have a free
hand, right? Okay Theoretically Cool.
Yeah, I got no it's just like for the next
round in order for me to do a quick Or
make a versatile vial. I need to have a
free hand Uh, oh, yeah, I don't think it
takes an action See if you look at your
actions to remove you can click on those
removes and it doesn't take an action to
remove those So you can remove all those
It's a to equip it takes an action, but to
remove it it doesn't To she takes an
action But remove doesn't so let's it's
yeah. No, you can you can just click
remove to get those out of there or leave
them There it doesn't matter Oh, so that
was my turn Okay, it's uh That's door the
girls this time The girl's turn go girl
the rose between three thorns you know
Where's my? Where's my raised shield
option? What what's the what's the
condition off guard do?
Okay, I think I might hit it Oh, nice like
critical hit If you hover over the debuff,
it should give you a really detailed
description of what off guard does Um, if
you if it's not there Then um, I can look
it up for you Like in my gm screen I was
just wondering if it applied against the
uh, the cow because if when The bottle
lightning is supposed to make it off guard
whatever that does Uh, well it didn't it
didn't hit it though, right Uh, yeah the
first one had grit. Yeah Until it started.
Yeah. So, uh, just let me look. Uh, no, I
think i'd have to drag that out It didn't
actually put it on there. So there we go.
Okay Sorry about that. I didn't see it.
Yep. No worries So, let's see what it
does. Um You're distracted. Otherwise,
you're able to focus my so less ac easier
to get nice. So minus two days Yeah, so,
uh damage uh That cow does not look good
All right, like number two So And see less
ac means the next attacks have even
greater chance to hit see that that hit
And that also means greater chance for
crits and this game is all about you guys
want to get those crits yeah, so that's
why I would why I really like the amp the
the animations amping them up because it's
like uh, you know Oh, they didn't kill it.
Come on. Oh, it did. It did kill it. Oh,
wow So at this point Uh, we will pause the
game and uh You fought the cow we will uh
Look at the cow do you guys want to search
the cow? Yes, I get an afk for comments to
make a phone call I want to revel in how
many different types of goop I put on it I
don't think I have to consume its flesh,
but let me double check What I can't
remember which god I chose. I remember the
being my god one of the gods I was looking
at wants me to eat flesh I'm, seeing it
just as the one
See guys I didn't even take a hit wasn't
even close to dying I'd like to cast heal
on sparks. Oh no
We've been recording for two hours and 40
minutes
I wonder if I should chop these uh, these
youtube things up into like Chunks like at
spots in the story where there's natural
breaks if we should uh,
I See what you mean, um as an enjoyer of
long-form content Um I would say as long
as you don't end it in the middle of a of
a thing Don't don't do cliffhangers Um
cliffhangers I say would I would say would
be okay, but like Yeah, I don't know like
A cliffhanger that makes sense, you know
and not a cliffhanger just because you uh,
like stopped reading the middle of the
sentence from a from a Editing point of
view It would be much easier to edit and
maybe I could embellish The content a bit
and you know do some video effects and
things zoom ins or what have you If I had
If the videos are shorter because you
could do it in chunks sort of thing I
guess I just we're not gonna get any no
one's gonna watch this you don't know that
I kind of enjoy listening to it again. I
hope it's silly but I kind of feel like
i'm back again and it's fun A little bit
it's it's it's it's sad, but I guess
that's just the way it is. I think 10
years from now I'll really enjoy going
back and listening to all these Friends
Yeah when we're no longer friends because
um, i've ruined everybody's friendships Is
that your plan? Yes, is that your 10-year
plan? We talked about it. Yep. We talked
about your plans. Yeah, and I decided you
know what i'm going to destroy this friend
group Uh-huh goal is you and kat are
divorced and nobody talks to chris anymore
it's very easy to destroy a friend group
just by uh, uh ghosting it but uh Nope
your guys's relationships also have to be
destroyed. Oh, I see we no ain't nobody
gonna be happy if mama's not happy Yep,
exactly. Everything is destroyed Also, is
this geb? Sorry Uh, yes Um geb is a ghost.
I don't know if you know that. Yeah. Yeah.
I looked a little bit into like what he
was because the um, The high Governor
thing was confusing me really bad for some
reason I was like who's in power. Why are
there so many things in power that aren't
in power? And so I was like who the fuck
is gab and then the gab is a country and a
person I was like fuck yeah, so you would
all guys would all know that for thousands
of years geb was like But in the last two
years geb is not anymore and there's
rumors of his his evil nemesis Um that the
initial war that he's back um, so the the
everything They're shifting towards a war
footing everything is picking back up when
well when for thousands of years there
wasn't any activity There's starting to be
activity again Um things are happening.
Um, and no one no one's quite sure why But
if you guys want to explore the town Uh,
you can and I think I have a map of the
town that we could actually go here and
see this Sit here let's Activate this so
this is sort of you can zoom in and look
around so if you guys uh, Basically in the
future when you have a moment can explore
the town and talk to people and stuff file
There's things we there's there'll be
times for that Um, so, uh We're doing a
uh, a wanes world you remember that uh I
never watched wanes world That's a that's
an oldie reference. Let's see if I could
find a gif appropriate for that. Um I only
know the thing how they say like wanes
world wanes world. I remember that from my
childhood I don't think there is a doodle
-a-doo basically, uh, it's a flashback.
It's making fun of flashbacks. Um Uh
Oh here it is there it is, yeah
So, uh, you guys are going to uh meet with
Berlin um at her
Estate and if you look at the map, uh, her
stage down here. Oh, no, it's not. Oh, I
see down here Yep Right here. Do you guys
see the notes and things or do you do it
or do you not see them? No, I see the
words for each zone. I don't see anything
Okay over here at halloumi's estate
So this is where you're going to meet
berlin haldoni
So you guys walk through the gates, um,
you guys all sort of show up at the same
time um or You're all equally late I guess
or equally early depending on uh How you
would go I think sparks and I would be
traveling together So you and sparks
traveling are you early or late or or
early I would be very prompt and proper
uh, she basically had to like push me out
of the door because I was Too too busy
still playing around with stuff Is that a
euphemism hey-o Hey-o Wow, so children all
of you around your estate Yeah Yeah,
exactly. There's a wall around uh the
estate and it's actually 30 feet high And
the wall is made out of bones. There's a
lot of bone architecture in Uh the city
Use what you got it's an architectural
element that basically everybody likes um
Uh, so basically, uh The 30-foot high wall
is at the back That's what surrounds the
whole city And her estate has a 10-foot
high wall around it Um, and so when you
walk in through the front entrance, um you
go through and uh, there's a a ghoul that
approaches He gives you a welcoming smile
His teeth are gleaming There's workers
there's gardeners there's maintenance
people It's a busy place and he ignores
everybody and ushers you all in Um,
there's people tilling the gardens pushing
wheelbarrows Basically seems like a lot of
things now most of the workers are
zombies. They're mindless zombies. You'll
see Uh zombie tenders sort of walking
behind them making sure they're doing the
work, but the majority of the work is done
The physical work is done by zombies Uh
The the house looks uh more modern, uh
than the rest of the city um Basically,
it's made of ribs skulls and femurs um But
it's mostly brick Which is extravagant Um
There's sheds storage buildings Workers
homes and things like that all around um
So as Uh the ghoul, uh who introduces
himself as major domo Yurk Um, he takes
you into Towards the big big house um, and
you see One of the zombies doesn't seem to
be doing any work and it sort of snaps
around and looks at you Um, it's it as the
zombie turns it gnashes its teeth and lets
out a low Drawn out moan from deep in its
torn throat The sharp creak of a door cuts
off the rasping noise a halfling of medium
height and middle age stands on the
villa's front porch She wears a yellow
dress with ruffles An orange cloak with
hood thrown back to show her brownish red
curly hair and a necklace of grizzly
charms She holds a narrow black staff top
with a pig skull Which she taps on the
porch's wooden rail to keep the zombie's
attention as she takes a few barefoot
steps in its direction Much like if you
had a animal that you wanted to get its
attention you would sort of Make a clap or
something like that. Could it look at you?
Um, that is Berlin Berlin Haldoni And she
cries out in a peppy voice glory And she
At this is she calls out like that as
while she's tapping with her cane on and
keeps the attention of the zombie and you
see a a female human Run up and
apologizes, uh to mistress halboni um And
then to my murk and then to you guys she
apologized to everybody Um You see her
walk up to the zombie and she sort of
snaps her fingers a couple times and makes
soothing noises at it and the zombie sort
of Uh, you know starts following her and
she leads it back back to the garden to do
work Uh, so that's that's uh, uh, the
zombie is now back to work and uh, And uh
Not a threat Um Berlin walks up to each of
you She welcomes you like old friends. She
knows your names. She knows More she's
very she's very friendly with all of you.
Um And uh, she ushers you into um the
villa and uh into the dining room and uh
There is a meal being prepared for you Uh,
yeah, it's very it's very fancy very fancy
Um, the furniture is a mix of wood and
polished bones Um, it's a very comfortable
uh place, um so uh lots of benches
cushioned benches many many rugs many
cushions um lots of uh blankets around
numerous low low tables uh There are a few
other passages that go into other rooms,
but she asks you to stay in the dining
room for now um A few because a few of the
servants are busy cleaning and that means
they need to keep their attention focused
On the zombies they're commanding to do
the labor She smiles as she opines that
the distractions that can lead to
inconvenient messes and a corpse tenders
work so This is a little bit of a warning
to you not not to get too in the zombies
way or they might uh Be a bit more
aggressive Uh, so You guys do you you go
into the dining room i'm assuming you fall
over in do okay? Um So food is very
important to berlin Um, and She gives you
a course of a sweet and savory chicken egg
and almond pie Bowls of steamed grains
with caramelized onions raisins and stewed
vegetables Tomato and cucumber salad
hearty stew of lamb carrots and potatoes
and a basket filled with loaves of crusty
bread I pause for a second and I look at
like one of the zombies and I say i'll
have what he's having
So Berlin uh is attentive to the needs of
a skeleton. Okay, and she brings you a uh
The calcium mix for your bones it's a
calcium mix of that you paste that you put
in to repair your bones Um, it's very
expensive very premium A very demure good
stuff. Ooh, very mindful. Yes, very
mindful. Yes Now how do me learn mindful
is sparks i'm slathering this on all his
bones She doesn't want to talk business
She wants you to eat and be full and if
there's anything that you require for your
meal, they will go get it um I'm assuming
my glass would be filled with blood
Absolutely And it's good blood. It might
even be virgin. You're not sure. Oh shit
girl You're getting wasted tonight It's
good stuff um and so basically, uh, yeah,
so Uh, she's actually when you guys need
something she jumps up and she goes
Like she's sitting without being grim or
anything like that um Happily fetching
whatever blood or grim substance a
character requires with no less enthusiasm
Enthusiasm that she shows for mundane food
Um terry would be very polite and uh
making You know comments about the
beautiful decor and uh, wondrous food stop
moaning at me Can you hear her moaning in
the background?
Okay, I afk I take the dog out sorry
Um, I look back at the lady i'm like mom
thank her a garbage grape Oh, you're like
drinking the wine splashing down into your
ribs Just filling my boots fill your
boots. It's not actually blood that comes
out. It's just wine
Um
So, yeah, she's uh, you don't feel like
she's trying to put on airs or anything,
um she's not trying to uh She is the most
powerful person in in this in this place,
but she doesn't act like she's snotty
She has many different servants as well,
um, there's zombies and zombie tenders You
see the ghoul Basically there's living
halflings and humans There's a lanky
skeleton named reacher who helps fetch
things on high shelves um Yeah
Uh wants you to introduce you to each
other if you don't know each other
Yeah, well, uh terry and I have become
sort of uh acquaintances we've known each
other for a few weeks now Um But I don't
know you and I point at um, ubu miko or
meko
Okay, yeah, uh Uh, ubu will stop shoving
all this delicious food into his mouth
hole, uh, and he sits back all prim and
proper Uh, maybe it's pretty obvious that
he hasn't had like a good meal in a long
time or at a fair amount of time um And he
does that thing where they stick their
hand out, you know, like a fancy gentleman
or a fancy lady Um, you may call me ubu
mako or meko if it's too much of a
mouthful for you charmed i'm sure Um, are
you wearing like any perfumes or any
scented items or anything like that or I
guess maybe I can even do a check Um, I
don't I haven't thought about that but he
probably would yeah Um, so when you stick
your hand out my teeth chatter and I go,
oh pretty hand And he pulls it right back
I'm sorry. I'm just i'm just fucking just
fucking with you. It's just Getting used
to the new, uh digs I haven't been uh, I
haven't been like this forever, you know
Hmm and uh, you know, sometimes the
appearances sometimes just uh, just a
little just Messing with people's a little
fun. That's all
I'm not the one you have to worry about
it's you know, as she mentioned you have
to worry about those ones over there And I
point to one of the zombies Oh i'm quite
familiar with
You're quite familiar with zombies what's
your uh, What's your what's your trait
What do you do for shits and giggles Um, I
am Burly and laughs when you say that like
like like yeah giggles
Um, oh my god, hi camera oh I Was my most
recent employment was as a corpse stitcher
Uh You're gonna have to let me on that i'm
not too sure i've met the corpse stitcher
I would work for the reanimators Doing
exactly as the title sound stitching
Berlin would would it would sort of step
in and say yes. She's quite good. I've
heard Okay, and basically like a corpse
stitcher like you're part of the group of
like Necromancers or like people that put
like the zombies and stuff back together
Like a doctor for zombies, okay
That'll do it
Uh, well I myself uh Like to dabble in uh,
alchemy it's uh, sort of my my trade Um,
you know people come to me every once in a
while. I tend to help them out with
different You know putting reagents
together and all that fun stuff
I especially like it when things go boom
Uh, and you swear like when he said or
when spark says that you swear you almost
see like a little Sparkle in his eye Oh
boy
And uh harry over here, I don't know if
you found a job yet in the town Oh, she's
asking what we do uh, we're just sort of
introducing each other, uh to uh, miko and
and all that Oh miko Berlin wanted you
guys to introduce each other to each other
yourselves to each other and Uh, no, I
would say that I am newly arrived in the
city and I met sparks here and uh, he's
been telling me about this lovely place
and uh, About how you rule it and I was
eager to meet you And I am eager to uh
rise up the ranks shall we say
I lean in i'm like she's an overachiever
But it's good I appreciate it I like
somebody who's dedicated to their craft
Okay, i've had lots of years to spend
learning many a thing and I suppose right
to the top, right? Are you two in piedo?
No, we were just uh friendly we've met and
had a few things in common Oh, so it's
still new I see a little too early for
titles I can assure you there's no bone to
be had here
Yeah Yes
You know, it's funny but watching the
little animations when we laugh like
because just because it has that little
bump it really Knights up really well
Yeah, he man
Huh, uh, okay, I should have done that
voice from the start
With the skeleton you can get a buff buff
pecs. Um, a what check i'm, sorry A
perception check I think I put a link to
it in chat maybe oh I do see it Cool
I've rolled very privately. So privately.
I don't even know what I rolled
Ubu miko, um and sparks Can easily tell
that the staff are terrified of berlin um
But she's treating you very like, um, like
i've described earlier basically
I'm just enjoying my blood
So
Berlin gestures to the servants to
Uh, or do you say anything about the
servants or anything like that do you guys
make any comments to berlin about About I
would I uh, I would have commented on how
well kept her house is okay
All right, um so Uh berlin would thank you
for that and say yes, it's a lot of work,
but uh, I enjoy keeping a good house Um,
this is one of the reasons why I've had
success here is because of my management
skills Yeah, it's one thing to be uh a
necromancer It's another to be a blood
lord. It's like being a necromancer with
lots of paperwork But I relish the
paperwork and the organization Um You she
gestures for the servants to clear the
table and you can see that uh, three
servants Um and four disembodied fleshy
hands come forward. So these are hands
much like, you know the thing They pass
the cutlery along toddy dumping it into a
large basket And the humanoid servants
gather larger items. Um So as they're
working clearing the table, uh berlin says
this Thank you, thank you all for joining
me today I trust you enjoyed the meal If
not, yes, we can always turn you into a
zombie They're far less picky right very
low
Well, that's not entirely correct which I
suppose the reason why i've gathered you
all here I am a necromancer by trade And I
am also a blood lord So i'm basically a
necromancer with lots of paperwork
responsibilities and competition As i'm
also closely affiliated with the
reanimators one of the great factions I'm
responsible for raising and maintaining
the undead labor force that operates gray
dirge's farms We grow lots of food and
give Not just for gebaites but for trade
across the inner sea I'm talking about
actual people food. I mean food for living
people not food that is living people.
That's not my specific business Zombie
farmers are my business The zombies don't
run the farms. They just work the farms
under the direction of my charge hands
It's a difficult and dangerous line of
work, but it's possible to turn most
zombies into relatively docile creatures
with the right techniques The charge hands
keep working the zombies from shambling
this way and that Most of the charge hands
are zombies themselves in fact, but ones
that have retained their personalities and
memories they do good work however In the
last few days I learned of some trouble at
one of the farms that supplies food for
the people of gray dirge itself old urgags
farm It's built on the foundations of an
old stone dwelling of some kind possibly
as old as gray dirge itself Well, the farm
missed a few shipments I sent some workers
to investigate But they couldn't get too
close. There were zombies roaming
everywhere. I can't imagine any of the
charge hands abandoning their duties much
less all of them So I suspect foul play
That's where you come in. I want you to go
to old urgags farm and put the place back
in working order From the sound of it. The
zombies caused a fair bit of damage broken
enclosures Doors wrenched from hinges
crops trampled charge hands slain Fix what
you can recover any food that's worth
eating and make sure the zombies can't do
any more damage Most importantly i'd like
you to find out what happened and report
back You should seek out broad deck. He's
in charge He's the only living member of
the workforce and he's a distant cousin of
mine You know him by his bare feet and red
hair if he's not there look around and see
what you can find out As payment i'll sign
over the deed to an abandoned manor just
outside the city It came into my
possession recently and I can think of no
better use for it than to reward my new
friends for their service Do you have any
questions You're going to sign this to the
three of us That's right
I see no further questions
Um this uh, this fella you said his name
was broadrick
Yes broad deck broad deck
The broad day wow Good for him You say
he's just over like at the farm itself,
yep
Do you want us to try and salvage any of
the uh shuffling folks
Yeah, is there no uh, no kill no zombie
kill policy Uh, if the zombies are
aggressive towards you I understand you
have to defend yourself, but if you can
preserve any of the zombies That would be
wonderful. Uh Some of them are very
expensive to train And they can be a pain
to stitch back together as well, you know
She looks as well, I know Ubu miko
Um Terry would just be nodding along. Oh,
yes Is this something you guys would be
willing to do Is the payment sufficient
for an estate it actually seems like a
generous payment, but uh I certainly did
not refuse would not refuse. I'm hoping it
has deep dark curtains Uh, actually I
don't even think it has windows but uh,
lovely it oh god it came in these are this
is one of the things that happens in my in
my uh, with my responsibilities is Uh,
sometimes people die and there's no one to
claim the property and so I have to
develop the property I I need you to look
after the place and keep it up, but it
will be yours Is there living heirs are
rare? Oh my yes Um, is there a room large
enough for my laboratory Oh, yes, there's
many rooms. It's a it's a large estate All
right, folks, we got shit to do
I laugh kind of cute silly at his uh, she
she says the kitchen does need work Oh, I
love a good It needs a reno the whole
place needs a reno and a fix up But you
might be able to flip it Oh dollar signs
under my eyes, yes, yes All right, well
thank you for this opportunity and we will
do our best I assume we're all in
agreement Uh, she says, uh, absolutely and
um
Uh, she says, uh, don't take too long, um,
these zombies last forever, but I won't
and then she says unless I changed my mind
about becoming a vampire and then she
winks at uh, at uh, teary
All right, do you have any questions about
the challenges at the At it or do you have
any questions about the farm or The The
zombies Would there be a trick? In uh
keeping them calm or should we go for a
tie him up kind of thing? Uh, she says the
zombies there are mindless. Um, Uh,
they're predictable when they're under
somebody's direct control. The problem is
that control has been broken um Basically,
she hopes just leave them alone if they're
not acting aggressively just don't get too
close to them um Some of them might be
standing in the fields just sort of
standing in the fields not doing anything
just just ignore them um We can gather
them up at some point if if they're just
if they're not doing anything If there are
any that are agitated they'll probably
have to be either destroyed or contained
Yes destroyed or contained puppy
I I gather you heard the dog I thought it
was ripley Well, that was his that time
yep, uh You get the impression that for to
berlin She just wants to fire them up back
and running if they've got to have some
zombies be destroyed. That's just that's
just This is what production is number one
production is number one Um, this is sort
of the breadbasket for not only this city
but for um places, uh outside of this this
area um That what is the farm growing? Uh,
they grow all sorts of things mainly like
wheat and grain but they grow uh, they've
got uh, cabbage plots and all sorts of
different vegetables and Everything that
you can grow on a farm Yeah catch taters
Wheat Sounds good, and there's some small
gardens Inside that are for some more you
know harder things to grow but our niche
products um That she wants she needs a
farm back up and running this is this is
july uh, they still have a chance to to
you know Get the farm up and running
before Would I know this or have learned
this? Are zombies stronger or weaker in
nighttime daytime kind of thing? No So
when you say um When you say you suspect
that uh There may be some foul play
involved And I know you want us to go find
out specifically who did this but do you
have any potential
Ideas of who'd be willing to do this to
you um
This city does it isn't without its bad
actors it's not without its bad It's un
you know the under The people who But she
can't fathom the motivation of destroying
a farm like it's not a bank There's
there's not great deals of money there.
Um, the money isn't even now it's when we
do the harvest It just it doesn't line up.
It doesn't make sense. Um, she's thinking
dollars and cents dollars and cents It
doesn't it doesn't add up. It doesn't make
any sense for her um so she knows that the
city has uh groups that could be um
Coerced into doing things like this But
she can't imagine what the motivation of
anything would be Doesn't make sense to
her It's food, you know Why would somebody
be attacking food? And I mean it's it's
zombies it's not like uh zombies and food
like well Uh, they didn't doesn't seem
even seem like anybody took any Any
zombies? I mean that's the most valuable
thing there really until the harvest now
Um trying to ruin her reputation kind of
thing That's not good it's possible but
she she needs she needs people who have a
uh
Have some skill or have some some brains
To go and research this and dig it out
sort it out exactly
I called to
go look at this job tomorrow And she gave
me the name of the street the house is on
Couldn't remember the house number And
then started rattling off. Well, it's
beside what's this dude's place and what's
this dude lives across the streets that
house? it's like I don't I I slightly said
I don't I don't know who they are. It's
like what colors the house Do not have a
number no, she's she's doing this for
someone else her neighbor up the street
It's time to look for a white suit honda
Okay, that's my story
What an interesting story I assume leo's
back
In
You were just out yeah well speaking of
taking the dog out the
We're over at uh, chris's place earlier
today and for whatever reason So like her
her water dish is full here. Okay She ran
around outside with katara for the better
part of maybe like 20 some odd minutes And
then she came in She devoured their entire
water dish Chris put more water in it and
then she kept drinking more and I was like
what is wrong with you? You're not
deprived of water at the house Is his
taste better I think it's literally the
fact that it's not hers. Oh, yeah, that
does make it taste better. Yeah Needless
to say so that was around like 10 30 11 o
'clock. Oh you were at a lot of Um, I had
to take her she wanted to go back outside
to use the bathroom This was like an hour
later and i've never seen the dog take a
longer piss in my life
Literally yeah, literally in one end out
the other anyway, okay Check
I think my cat pooped somewhere, but I
can't find it
I don't know But I just like all of a
sudden it kind of smelled like cat poop.
So I was like, okay, where did you get
mad? But I couldn't find it I wouldn't I
checked my mom's bed I checked under the
bed I checked in the bathroom. I checked
all the places that got say sleeps I even
checked the litter box But they're clean
like I literally just cleaned them and it
didn't look like anybody had used them yet
But i'm suspicious i'm suspicious there's
a poop somewhere Yeah, you where'd you
poop I believe I believe you can find it
Where'd you poop I believe in you show me
where you pooped save us both from getting
yelled at
Did you poop on my stuff No
Well, where is it did you poop on yourself
are you the poop problem
Want to say schmack
Evie clean your brother's butthole Do you
not have a dog for that no meow meow did
you poop do you smell like poop? I don't
want to touch you because i'm just gonna
want to
Is the poop in there
Go lassie show me where the poop is kind
of fun editing this one Well, did I just
come back to It smells like poop like cat
poop and I cannot locate it. So either
somebody has the nastiest silent farts Or
they pooped somewhere and I just haven't
found it But I don't know why he'd be
angry I don't know why he'd have an upset
tummy
I I just I don't know why he would do this
Which doesn't mean anything to katze
sometimes he just it's sad are you sad Are
you sad because I kicked you off the desk
That actually could be why you went and
took a shit somewhere I'm sorry, but you
don't follow the bed rule. You just do
whatever you want. That's not allowed
only not on the Floor yeah, the bed is for
pooping and for laying on the desk Hi All
right, well, I guess i'll never know I
won't know until somebody steps in it
I can mean I guess the alternative is i'm
the one who smells like poop, but I don't
think it's me that tracks You're so funny
All you do is bully me now the world will
know what a bully you are
So
Are we gaming on more that was at our
stopping point I didn't actually ask
Um, we're still going oh, okay. All right
I was just playing around with obs trying
to get this Transparency to work but All
right, everybody's back. Everybody's good
to roll So you don't have any questions
you've asked all the questions She says
when as you're leaving She says by the way
watch out for mazguta a massive and
practically uncoolable zombie boss cow She
raised herself to do the most strenuous
labor on the farm And to fight off
attackers should the need arise Berlin
suspects the characters may have to put
Mosguta down if she's broken from her
charge hands control But berlin begs them
to keep their distance and plan carefully
If mosguta is on the loose she is
extraordinarily dangerous awkward
I've got some sort of premonition. I don't
think it's gonna end well for bazooka Yeah
Am I wrong no, do you want to be no
Um, so this is about uh, 16 miles
southwest of the city Um, it's on the way
to precisely nowhere is the literal
description in the text um It basically
makes its proximity to the city makes it
one of the few farms that supply this city
directly with all the food So all the food
from this farm Goes to the city. It
doesn't really go The city supports other
farms and those farms sort of export
outside of it But this farm farm is you
know, it's the farm for this city. So the
food is necessary Um So as you're uh as
you're traveling, um, you see other people
sort of uh Or you don't you don't actually
i'm sorry. You don't see um anybody
heading Uh to this farm um Uh you see
Other farms and estates sort of in the in
the distance Um, but uh, it's it's rural
very rural and uh, You're walking or
riding on your your special mount, um to
get there Speaking of which you didn't
pull that up during the fight. I totally
forgot about them Yeah, um, so, uh You can
see that the it looks like uh the primary
crops Um for this place, um are wide wide
fields around a central structure a
central sort of farm farmyard um There's
grains wheat and barley tubers taters peas
and lentils um There's been looks like
there's been some effort made to cultivate
dates and olives um, which you know from
Uh living in the city for a while that
they're sort of uh delicacies that are
popular with the living Um But there's not
a lot of that there's it's more, you know,
the field grown crops the the zombies are
are are ideal at Uh all the manual labor
that need to be done Um So Uh the
foothills that surround The place are
Covered in rocky outcroppings and bristly
shrubs It's basically ideal for keeping
the zombies so they don't wander too far
off So as you walk closer uh to Uh the
farm
See where's that map So
Two map choices and I don't understand why
it's giving me two map choices one one
says it's the farm Another one says the
farm and then it says 100 px So that's 100
pixels, I guess but I Yeah higher
or lower I guess I guess it would depend
on what the other one is yeah
All right The main gate
And you also would be full health because
Um, this is a flashback so I gotta move
you just give me a second here to set up a
scene here
Okay 100 might be lower because it looks
like the stuff that I get is usually 150
or 300 dpi So maybe it's just to make it
easier to load. Yeah Also obs is still
updating What obs is still updating for me
Your internet's weird. I don't I think obs
died in the process sounds about right I
mean, that's probably why I haven't
updated it
So you guys when you get here, um, i'm
assuming uh chuji will be here with her
mount and um Barks and umiko behind
probably I guess So let's activate map
Pudding
All right
Oh My uh, so let me read before you let me
let me just have a have a think here That
motherfucker's trying to get out. I don't
think they made it
A one
So The the road leads to a low valley
filled with grain fields despite the harsh
climate the crops are healthy and vibrant
Narrow paths branch from the main road and
into the fields But the road itself leads
to a sturdy wrought iron gate in a 20 foot
high wall of weather redstone Several low
stone buildings stand silent around the
trampled yard beyond the gate Where two
human corpses in soiled ragged clothes lie
One sprawls face down in the dirt the
other slumps on the gate with arms hanging
through its head jammed awkwardly against
a small gap between the iron gates
And you can see that it looks like the
gate isn't locked but the corpse um That
has its hands. So the gate is actually
holding it Shut sort of his one arm is
through each side of the gate Okay Do we
do we think that's a choice? Yeah Yeah,
zombie was like this is this is
comfortable
Uh, it's uh, what what time of day would
you guys choose to come here by the way?
Because I said it was seven o'clock when
you were done with your meeting and I had
an hour meeting It would have taken some
travel time so did you it's it's at in the
middle of the night Let's say you traveled
for four hours um Ubu meko would have
liked to arrive in the morning or close to
the morning I guess Oh what any particular
reason because i'm not fucking dead
So So you guys didn't didn't leave at
seven what did you guys do between Uh,
what time did you you guys got to decide
when when when you came here and when you
didn't Um, I guess we would have discussed
like how long do you think this endeavor
will take us and then It's about i'm gonna
say four hours walking and and slow riding
Basically Okay, so Mako would be fine with
leaving at midnight And that means we
would get there at 4 am And let's say it
takes us four hours. So we'd be there We'd
leave at eight And we would be back in
town by noon Is that cutting it too close
for the vampire noon is bad for the
vampire. Yes
Okay Maybe push it back a couple more
hours. Okay
What time do you guys want to arrive here
Check your tokens make sure you've got all
your spells and everything because Um, you
you haven't done any attacking yet or
anything. So you should have everything
should have your health back. Oh, yeah
Your spell slots back and everything like
that Okay, um so What time do you want to
get back to The town what time yeah,
because then we'll just subtract the time.
We'll just work backwards or when we leave
Let's say um, let's say 10 at the the
latest that we get back It doesn't
Of course we're we're assuming a certain
amount of time spent here, I guess we
don't really know I mean if it takes
longer than 10 hours, I think we have
bigger problems. I mean longer than four
hours
So what time
So we want to get back at 10 am Which
means we need to leave here at 6 am what
the cancel a.m Which means we need to get
here At 2 am I mean is it safe to say like
four hours would be a decent amount of
time I guess if it takes longer we can
just stay here too. Yeah Okay Um So we
would leave at like 10 pm Sounds good So
you got here at two Yes in the morning,
all right, uh quick question jay on the
fourth of oath's day My shield is gone
does that mean it broke and I lost it my
fuck cow
Like it's not my inventory down yeah, it
is still in your inventory. Oh, that's
weird. Okay Sorry, I was looking at the
wrong thing
It's not in your actions Oh, it's broken
attempt to repair item is now an option
instead of equip Yeah, let's just let me
just repair it here I will repair that for
you. I'll fix that right up What a hero
Wow What a kind and generous dm
So All right, we're wanting time it's not
really a super generous thing it's just
sort of you know
Um, i'm gonna say I probably have my hand
crossbow ready No ammo, oh, yeah, I should
have quit my fucking staff Where is that?
Raise my shield. It is the fourth of
oath's day
Okay, uh Ready you guys want to know about
the different days in in this world and
what everybody does on the different days?
Yes Won't remember for sure What why do
you say that because I have bad memories
Okay Okay, well moon day Is the day when
people work and it's a religious day at
night Foil day is a work day Wheel day is
a work day And it's wheel as in w e a l
not wheel as in a car wheel so Oath day is
a work day. But today is the day when
packed packed are signed and oaths are
sworn Fire day is a work day star day is a
work day And sunday is a rest and religion
day. Does that sound familiar to you? No,
i've never experienced a sunday Good for
you I'm a heven. What a blessing It is
Okay, so we've arrived Yep, you're at the
main gate. All right, and I described to
you the the two corpses in front of you
Okay um who has lily vision Uh or um
darkvision I do good We're all good then
Let's see, I guess it should be dark
shouldn't it?
There are no lights here by the way Whoops
what I just do there are no lights here no
light Um, i'm assuming like it's all gone
gray for you guys it is black So if do you
guys all have night vision? I only have
low light vision. I'm trying to slow light
vision means exactly It's nothing like the
indeed low light vision. It's practically
useless dark vision. Love it You guys
might need torches and if you would like a
torch effect I can put a torch effect on
you May I please have a torch effect
Please stand by for torch effect Can I
have a lamp effect a jellyfish lamp effect
The jellyfish would not survive it was
only an hour No, no, no, no If they are
removed from it, but they're inside of a
thing The jellyfish lamp inside of a
thing. Oh, I didn't know there was salt
water in that. Yeah Well, you didn't equip
it with your with your new one so you're
right I didn't so As a
No, mr. Roboto's back i'm holding it with
one hand Does it say it's inside of a
Let's see It did. Yes, but I moved it
right now Yes, I moved it when I equipped
it It says they're as bright as candle
come in a variety of colors and act as
living lanterns They drive and dive move
from the water for one hour But as long as
they're at access to seawater, they
usually survive up to one year feeding on
micronutrients Rarely a well-treated
jellyfish lamp might live longer and
potentially develop stronger light or
additional abilities Does anything about
being inside of a thing?
Must be that I assumed it was in like a
little Well, you're making assumptions.
You're right i'm being a Pooper of
parties, I guess but if they weren't
inside of a thing wouldn't they just be a
jellyfish? And not a jellyfish lamp. It's
it's you know what it's for. It's for when
you go underwater Okay, we got a pause
here. It's for when you go underwater and
you're venting underwater is what it's for
That's what the jellyfish lamp is for So
but I mean that's not helpful if i'm in
the lake They'll die. That's fresh water.
Yeah, you're you're exactly right. It
isn't helpful if you're in a lake So why
would you have one but I assumed it was
like a lava lamp Look if you had wanted
one if you would put one on your drive
would have said oh, it's just in a thing
That's no, you know what if you want to
buy one later, no problem Of what A
jellyfish lamp I bought one though at the
beginning I asked if that was okay and you
said yeah, and then we talked about But I
thought you didn't add it again. You
didn't re-add it No, no, it's in there I
it was stowed it was in my backpack and I
took it out of my backpack Oh, okay. I'll
get rid of the eternal torch then Thank
you Does it do anything? Does it actually
give you a light? Yeah, it says Uh
brightest candles come in a variety of
colors and act as living lanterns No, but
is it is it programmed in the game in the
game foundry as well? It's still doing it
on my screen. Yeah, I have something on my
screen. So Okay, great uh Like I got I got
derailed my brain is is derailed I gotta
get back on track. What are we doing?
We're waking up zombies Oh, I was gonna
check to see if these were When you got
buddy murder zombies, buddy. Yeah, okay Uh
So All right, so let's uh, let's get some
combat All right, terry's gonna give you a
look with our hands on our hips and be
like we're to avoid them Well, I didn't
know if they were or you know weren't
gonna bite us
Give me some rolls for that sweet sweet I
mean she said she understood If we had to
deal with the zombies, you know, your
character kind of looks like the
taskmaster Yeah, I said that to chris
earlier today
Do you want your skeletal mount to be in
the combat, uh, yeah Do you know how to
use do that stuff? Let me just Oh, I gotta
add it to the combat list. There we go
Okay, I forgot to add it to the combat. Oh
wait, it is added in there. Why is it
twice? I I did it by hitting initiative.
Oh, i'm sorry. Okay, let's get rid of the
one that isn't rolled Oh, uh, how do I
stop? Sorry, what have you done? Yep, what
have you brought?
Really strange toggle visibility mark
defeated ping token
You would think there'd be just a button
here to get rid of this Roll all Oh, I
gotta go to this one maybe Remove
participant. There we go. Okay Is
everybody happy No, but I mean that's
life, isn't it? Oh
Why do you gotta be bully leave jonathan
don't even You can't just steal my bit
It's ubomiko's turn I gotta say a start
combat I keep forgetting roll initiative
then you get the start combat button
We have stuck the combat has begun Um, no
because the game is paused Yeah, oh I suck
Oh and I was on the wrong thing don't mind
me just drawing lines apparently fuck
that's supposed to be a race button
Pro pro don't worry about it
Um, let's see, that's five feet I go those
look like zombies. All right And then Oh
The end
They look like laborers
Um, hey, you know what you're close um
This uh, this one reaches out to grab you
So
It hits you oh no
Um, we're gonna attempt a grapple
That's an athletic checks against your
target's porta to dc here we go we're
rolling It really tries to grab you No,
it's just your your your dc So you have a
fortitude save it's add 10 to that. That's
your dcs dc Okay, you are you are grabbed.
Oh no drag the grab thing out um on top of
your Character to make yourself grabbed or
right click and add that grabbed thing
There you go My mom's home moment of truth
Bye bye
You can't move and you have um
You're off guard so that's lowers your ac
basically 16 ac and immobilized yet and
here's the damage
You take nine damage
Um, it's also going to because it's got
you in its hand hands and you're grabbed
it's going to uh Give you a bite see if
you're tasty. Um, and I guess you're
tasty. Oh boy
And you take five more damage
It's good start It's eating you And that's
only the It has one more thing it can do
it's going to try to like a dog Eat you
again. Yeah I guess it's grabbed your leg
maybe and it's it's trying to eat you and
it misses the second time And that's all
of its terms
Uh, it's it's what's your horse's name
skeletal mount night dream Did you rename
it or do you want me to do it for you I I
like you to do it for me because I get mad
because I can't figure it out Uh, so you
click on the thing you click on where it
says skeletal mount you type the new thing
in oh, that's the first step And but the
next step is you've got to click on the
prototype token, which is a little looks
like a little Contact you gotta type it in
there too. That'll change the name of the
token That means whenever you drag it out
it will Um have that name and then you can
click on the Existing token click on the
prototype token and then click on assign
token and that will Should change the name
Yeah, no, no, I don't do the exact
opposite. It did the exact opposite It's
yeah So this is this this is All right, so
there you go night dream Lots
My dreams gonna come over To here oh wait
wait one past that
Tromp We're all skeletons And Target the
zombie And I think he's only got the one
trick
Melee hoof go
Nope the hit It's a hit oh which one are
you attacking is it the closest the one
right under him? Yeah, so roll damage And
you hit for nine damage bludgeoning so
that was two of two of your things
Okay, so one more we'll just strike again
so the second attack you have to take one
the first Attack like penalty. Yep, right
you did it great. You're on the ball you
missed Almost okay. So night dream came
over and tried to tromp on the zombie.
Yep, and Hit it once but not the second
time Sparks McGee sparks fizzle bottom.
Are you ready to the other fizzle bottom?
What was fizzle bottoms first name the
other fizzle bottom we had?
Do you remember I don't know I'm not sure
that was the exact name it was something
similar
I forget his name. I think it was
something fizzle bottom We argued whether
that was this is the homage to that or not
Uh unintentional 100 Oh really?
I'm just kidding. No, it's a wonderful
name. Um, i'd like to be unrestrained Um,
then let's see, I think there's a role um
to do there's a role, uh, So kill me us
Four six seetah check against either the
dc of the effect holding you in place or
the relevant defense Usually fortitude to
see of the monster holding in place so
If you're grabbed oops
The dc of the effect holding you isn't a
thing it's a zombie so it's the Fortitude
to see the monster hold me so, um, if
you're tempted into
So if you give me a fortitude check
against the zombies fortitude Sure That's
what that's my interpretation if you think
that's wrong then that's fine, too. I have
no clue It's not a very good role You no,
it's not. Sorry, uh, but I can keep
attempting though, right? Yeah, yeah,
absolutely. Um, you keep your it's still
hold on you Um, I would count that as a as
one of your actions, right? Yep. Um, So
you can do two more times if you want
There you go, you're free Yeah You're no
longer garbed You just right click on
those things and undo them. There's
probably I bet there's an action that we
can drag out to do this um, and maybe what
I should do is look that up while you're
While you're attacking, uh, well that was
my second action. I am just gonna go ahead
and back up one
And just say ow
I think that's probably all I can do to be
honest with you big turn
So I assume standing up Yeah Because I
assume consuming Any form of potions and
whatnot is an action Consumable. Yes,
that's a manipulate. I'm fairly certain.
That's those are all manipulated actions
Um,
yeah, I guess I will let the other zombo
have its turn
Not that I
know
So, um, these things are slowed i'm just
looking it up there are different levels
of slowed
This is something that we might have to do
with other people in our party who can get
slowed by things Um, so I guess I should
have asked this before I really did
anything But I assume the gate is still
separating the zombies from us, right? The
gates are open Oh there are the zombies
are up and moving about Okay, but I would
not have just taken one step back then I
would have used my full movement I guess
to go back That's fine Wow Well, I can't
move because it's not my turn. Whatever
Well, see it's it's where show me where
you would go uh, so I was Here right so I
can move one two three and go back up
behind. Uh, there we go. Thank you I got
boo boo Uh, this one is gonna try to grab
a horse of course Grab the horse ride a
cowboy being very grabby Um, it hits the
horse Oh, no, so it's gonna try to grapple
the horse Um, I guess okay athletics check
against the horse No one said these guys
were smart It fails thank goodness and the
damage so your horse takes Eight damage
And that's the first attack And then it's
gonna hit again
So And it misses
And forgot to roll the the shitty one So
Missed it would have missed anyways,
probably it hit on the third one. Oh my I
guess it'll try to grapple again
It's the little zombie that could He keeps
trying to to grab on it's the horse is not
having anything to do with it. He's just
stomping around Yeah, um, so that is a
another nine damage and that is the end of
that zombie's turn And it's teary's turn
So he takes the damage right yeah, yep Oh,
it didn't automatically do it though Oh,
it did. Okay. I see. Did you give him the
other the other damage too? Did you give
him the the oh they all the eight no, I
missed that. Sorry You got hit twice yeah
got it man they really shake around and
flip out and they take damage All right,
um, so i'm going to
Is my shield up change grip no
Yeah, I see the effect on you it says
raise a shield All right. I did it before
we kind of started combat. Okay. Yep I'm
going to I want to try my javelin out I'm
going to target Um, same when the horse is
hit Target There we go Yeah, we're going
to oh no i'd have to draw that oh shit
But moving would still be an action too so
Is the javelin that's one hand, okay, i'm
gonna draw the javelin
And strike
Yeah, I think you've got like you got like
four javelins so you can do that you can
do range attacks with it four times All
right, you want um, did that hit? That did
hit cool You did hit the zombie zombie
shambler Okay And I think i'm the shambler
does not look good as you can see if you
have your mouse over it. Yeah Okay, i'm
gonna throw a second javelin
Now you hit nice damage The Zombie is
dead one down. Okay. That's my turn
It is a turn I wonder if she's coming
back. I wonder if she's gonna do the
dishes. Oh no bomb agro Mag mag bro
And I got coffee all over everything
What'd you do that for Because of my clutz
Did you get to drink any of it before you
spilled it? Yeah, no, there's there's some
left. I got my just drinking Yeah So you
guys think of the combat so far it's it's
a we're a little bit slow just because
we're looking everything up but I think I
I think I really like it. Um, I just yeah,
I gotta learn it a little bit I think what
you're really like is as you level the
power that goes up and the things that you
can do Like you really feel powerful Like
you feel like there's I like the three
action thing. I think I feel like I could
get to do more on my turn potentially than
in The class you have choices, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's more choices But
there's more choices, yeah, you know What
does uh They pretty much remove the the
Unless you're familiar with like what is
considered a free action versus not for
reaction dnd to kind of take that I also I
want to say they take it away, but to say
Anything you're basically doing is an
action you get through them. Let's figure
it out Yeah, well there and there are some
things that don't cause an action. So but
they have defined it they have defined all
this stuff like to the extreme Oh, she's
not doing the dishes she's doing stuff
I think she's attacking. Which one is she
targeting? Um, oh that's a heel on uh, on
sparks aha I mean,
yes, I like negative energy. Give me some
of that negative energy
Uh
So then I do this
I'm healed for three damage
Okay, three damage that's no
So you guys would hear the sound of
something Large and every now and then a
snort and then a sort of sound of oh who's
running back and forth
Four more healing for sparks nice
Look at that
Hey, you're back to piss yellow good job
Thanks for putting it so eloquently
Everybody's right. Everybody's learning
about shields. That's great
So It's zombies time to shine Um I guess
the horse is big in here and the zombie's
dumb. So We'll just kill the horse And
it's trying to grab it again as if as if
it can do anything
It hits it's gonna try to grapple The
horse
It grapples the horse The horse is grabbed
it's it's restrained the horse. I guess
it's just grabbed one of its legs and it
you can't move Okay and it does So what I
want you to do is drag the grabbed over to
the horse Okay
So the horse can't move and it has less ac
That's the first attack And then it's just
going to do that It's going to do a a
draw. It's going to try to bite and feed
on the horse
Misses It's taken all of its strength to
uh To grapple and it does a critical
fumble on the bite. So let's see what What
that does this is a melee Uh, so
apparently when it bit it did something to
its hearing because it's deaf now Okay Uh,
that's it that's the turn and now it's a
horse's turn All right So to get out of
grabbed It it's a fortitude, uh save uh
against the
Uh
Where do you see flat dc-5? Oh, no, wait,
you're held in place another creature and
given you It's fortitude dc. Okay
fortitude dc. So against the zombie
samblers Uh fortitude dc
There it is So you should be able to roll
fortitude save I guess The horse is free
So you can remove the You did it you got
it. You're on it. Yep. So that's one
action Yep target that and we're gonna do
some kicky kick It might be too that i'm
not supposed to do that until the end of
the turn But i'm I think it's fine to just
use an action and do it like that. I guess
I'll have to get clarification later 16
definitely hit it. Oh, yeah, absolutely
Probably some damage seven seven and one
more kick
So It's 11 hit it's a miss, okay, that is
his turn Sparks his turn spark was time to
shine I got this spark sparks So we're
gonna target this guy down here and then
we're gonna be like pew pew pew fire
crossbow bolt Boy we're just gonna roll a
three we're just gonna roll a three Uh,
maybe not roll threes I guess yeah. Yeah.
No that kind of maybe goes without saying
Oh, uh shit You're you should have You
should have a hero point again, by the way
Oh, um restore your hero point Uh forgot
about that There we go, uh, so I hit it
that time I think Absolutely, yep roll me
some damage
Look at that. Yeah
Uh, you know what fuck it we can fire
another one with a minus 10 Oh no problem
How much ac can a can a zombie shambler
have anyways, I think that basically What
would I have to roll like at 20
Or more yeah or more But you've got
bonuses right when you roll so Uh, yeah,
it's a minus four to my role Oh, yeah, but
you got plus six so it you know evened
itself out you missed
We did it there you go It's uh the dead
zombie's turn so I would think that maybe
it doesn't get a turn So we'll just be
done with it unless you come back to life
or something as a zombie I don't think so.
All right, i'm sticking with my javelin
Seven damage and you said I had four
javelins
So 15 hits, right? Yep
It did combat is over
Yeah, xp that's kind of neat watching xp
go up
I'm not even sure if i'm supposed to be
doing that. Yeah I think I gave you xp
already for the the flash card. So yeah,
so that didn't happen yet. So Whatever
Are we done for the evening it's almost 10
I'm getting there, but I don't have to
work in the morning either. So it's up to
you This is this farm is going to take a
long time if you want to stop here Yeah,
this is not a small thing I think we
should because uh, somebody else is I
think busy again