
In Soviet Russia, Pâté Makes You - Pathfinder2e: Blood Lords - Zombie Feast
Here’s who’s playing: Lio, as Ubumeko, the cleric Kat, as Tyriathena Thael (or Tiri), the champion Powder, as Sparks Fizzlebottom, the alchemist After getting surprisingly deep into Pathfinder 2e’s Blood Lords Adventure Path (thanks, Humble Bundle), my D&D (and future Starfinder) group is back with Episode 4! This session includes everything you’d expect from a farm visit in Geb: undead cows, zombified horses, and a bunch of players failing to follow instructions. Sparks reveals his “Sparks Notes,” and experiments with talking like a serial killer, and Tiri confirms that skeletons are, in fact, snackable. It’s an unholy mix of combat, comedy, and chaotic teamwork. We’re still on track to run 2–3 more Blood Lords episodes before switching gears to a converted Spelljammer 2e module (Wildspace, SJA1) in 5e. Editing these is getting slightly less painful each week. I like listening to my group, and I hope you will too.