In Soviet Russia, Pâté Makes You - Pathfinder2e: Blood Lords - Zombie Feast

Do we want a full recap? Yes, give it to

us. Oh no, hold on a second. Where's my

journal? We like that, but I'm not gonna

force that on you. I am. Do it. I gotta

find what I do with my journal. I wanted

to find it. I called my journal Sparks

Notes. You use a note-taking program

called Sparks? No, in Foundry, I created a

journal entry. Oh, you did? Oh, Sparks

Notes. Oh, Sparks Notes. That's funny.

That's why I was looking for it and I was

like, what the f*** did I do with this? I

was like, no, that's one of compendiums or

journal thingies. No, wait, that's mine. I

did that because I'm an idiot. Wait, can

everybody see that? No. Good. I can set it

so everybody can if you'd like me to. No.

Okay. So I can write nasty things about

kitchen. We'll never know. Wow, all right.

It's a low-hanging fruit. Hey. Hey.

I told myself I wasn't gonna sound so

nasty this time. I've been listening to

myself on these recordings for like a week

and it's like, oh, I sound so horrible.

You're just a bully. It's okay. Man, it

doesn't need to smile more. It's stupid,

but it makes a difference. It makes you

sound cheerier. It's just, yeah. Yeah,

this is me smiling. Do I sound cheerier?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, at the end you did. I guess

I smile a lot while I talk anyway. I think

if I was to smile a lot while I was

talking, I would just sound like a serial

killer. Do it.

Hey kids, you wanna play some E&D? Why?

No, I don't like that. That's a pedophile

voice. That's not a serial killer. Why?

You missed the mark totally.

Mm-mm. I don't like that. Right past

serial killer Henry and the pedophile.

Yeah, just a hard turn into pedophile. I'd

pass go. Didn't collect $100. No, you just

went straight to the school zone. Straight

to jail? Yes, straight to prison. Okay, so

in a nutshell, we established that Sparks

is clearly the dominant fighter in the

entire campaign. Definitely didn't almost

die like two times. But ultimately,

Berlin, or am I saying her name correctly?

We were invited to her mansion? I don't

know what else you want. Her estate. Where

she fed us some awesome food, told us not

to play with the zombies, don't make eye

contact, that sort of thing. And

essentially asked us to figure out what

was happening at one of the farms. And for

deducing what happened at the farm, we

were promised our own little estate as a

reward, right? Because we're up and coming

powerhouses and she could sense it. So

effectively, we were told to go meet

Braddock at the farm to try to get more of

an idea as to what the hell's happening.

Try not to f*** up too many zombies if it

can be helped. My bad.

And also to avoid her undead zombie cow.

Whoopsie daisy. We know nothing bad

happened to it. So I think that's

essentially the gist of it. We got to the

farm. It's what, like two in the morning?

Or it's fairly early? Because we have a

vampire in the group. Mm-hmm. Way to be in

control of your shit. Yeah, I'm not alone.

But essentially when we got to the farm, I

walked up to the fence, I assumed the

things were, you know, dead dead. Like

double dead? Yeah. And yeah, they began

grabbing and biting the shit out of me,

which apparently a skeleman is a tasty

snack. So we had to put them down. Bad

zombies. That's basically where we left

off. You did it. I'll put this over here.

I'm out of water. You guys, uh... Did you

guys take a break or anything after? I'd

say that fight took like a couple minutes.

Let's put a couple minutes on there. I

don't have any damage on myself or

Nightdream, and I'm pretty sure he had

damage. No, she... Oh, wait. No, we did...

Yeah. I see we've got 15 minutes. Ubu

-Mecco healed you guys up at the end of

this last session. You treated Wooten when

you guys took 10 or 15 minutes. Yeah, I

think there's a little bit of healing, and

then I also used my quick alchemy stuff to

just make an elixir. Yeah. So, um... How

are you guys for hero points? I have one.

I have one. All right, let's make sure

everybody has one. I'm just double

checking. Everybody does have one. Sparks

Whistlebottom, are you holding a torch? Is

that taking up one of your... one of your

slots? Hand? Like, is that something in

your hand? I think you just slapped it on

me. Yeah, it says Effect Eternal Torch is

in your hand. So I think you probably...

You didn't have that, so I'm gonna force

it to drop because I think it added it to

your character sheet. You shouldn't have

it. You guys have a light now, so you

don't need it. I'm being a little bit of a

stickler, but... you guys do have a light.

And plus, you can see everything anyways.

Right? I can't. Everything's gray for me.

You got a light. You got a jellyfish. I'm

a little jellyfish light. Yeah, so...

Yeah, so Katrina's got Darkvision. Sparks

and Miko have... sort of Darkvision?

Shittovision? Shittovision. I think you

have in your inventory... I think you

actually have torches. So I think you can

say, equip that in your hand and it will

light a torch. So it says you've got five

sparks. I have one, yeah. So let's just

try that. Yeah, whoever wants to equip a

torch. You move your mouse over the little

change carry type button. All these little

buttons are very small. And I'm old. But

if you go to torch, go over, you see 5L,

that means... that's five bulk. But it's

light. L means light. So that means they

don't take up any bulk, really. But right

beside that, there's a little square thing

that says change carry type. If you click

on that, it says stowed. And you can say

worn or probably held is what you want.

Uh, yeah. Looks like it's in there. Now is

my guy glowing? So now, if that's in your

hand, I think you should have a light. So

I'm just checking. It's not... It doesn't

seem to be adding it. Just unsheathe it

and sheathe it, maybe. Sheathe... Where

did it go? I think when you sheathe it, it

put it back in your inventory, probably.

Sorry, it just turned into a Minecraft

character there for a second? Yeah, it

did.

So, I just want to quickly look this up,

because I want to make sure I'm doing it

right. Um... Do do do do do... I'm not

going to say um. You should have heard him

grumbling about that all week. It was

funny. Uh, well, what is... I can attack

with a torch. That's cool. Uh...

Description, description, description.

What kind of radius you got, torch? 20

foot radius. I'm just going to put a 20

foot light radius on me then. Like that

conveys the message. I think there's a

macro that you can click to do it too. But

make sure it's... I think it's bright 20

and dim 40. Oh, on their character sheets,

once they're holding a torch, there should

be a tick box to have the torch lit.

That's what it says here. Let's see. So

I'm not going to... Where is it? There it

is! Torch is lit. We did it. Where the

shit did you see that? Right at the top of

your actions. I checked it off. So there

you go. So that's how to do it. Now we've

learned how to light a torch. And you can

remove that other thing from your token.

I knew there was a way. On, off, on, off,

on, off.

Oh boy. I'm an adult. Shut up. Alright,

you guys can proceed.

I hope it's not too frustrating you having

to put up with my wanting to do all the

tech things. I'm not going to do that. Who

wants to lead the way? Well, you seem so

determined to take hits. Why not you? Oh,

can I go through that? I can go through

it. You can, yes. The gate is now open.

You can go through it. Alright. You see a

building to your left. Yeah. And a

building to your right. I'm not seeing

anything else around yet, guys. Yeah,

we're supposed to be looking for a guy.

Alright. You see a, I'm going to pause the

game for a second. Because Kat sees a

horrendous bowl

that looks like this. And it's in the

middle. It's stomping on something that is

getting looked like it might have

something goopy in it. And it's getting a

little bit more and more of a pile of

goop. Yummy. The cow is making pate. Yes,

that's exactly what it's doing. So, are

we... In Soviet Russia, pate makes you.

Are we pretending that our first fight

last week didn't happen? Is that my

understanding? No, that is incorrect

understanding. You went back in time. And

as soon as you aggro this undead cow, I

will basically, the fight will be over.

And you can continue on. And we'll just

say that's what happened. That's when that

happened. Right. If you tell me that you

don't want the cow to attack you, I'm

fine. We're just sort of leaving the cow

to last if you want the cow to be the last

thing you do. Let's see how we do. A

follow-up question. May we have second XP?

Oh. No, you may not. And don't worry too

much about XP because there are story

points where you'll be at a certain level

for the next thing. I am giving out the XP

to get used to it. So you can go read in.

I'm poking my head in this one. There's

nothing in here. Okay, so let me pause the

game.

Every time I pause the game, it really

throws you off. Because it's always right

when I'm going to move, and so I get a

thousand error messages. Oh no, that's too

bad. Okay. Anyway. Anyway. So this is a...

this reinforced door to this empty brick

room has fallen or been torn from its

hinges. It lies haphazardly on the ground

outside. The interior is bare. Now I'll

let you continue into it. I found an empty

room, guys. This room is malodorous. Is it

stinky? I do believe, yes. I look around

and I just go, Braddock, are you in here?

Roll me a perception. Oh shit. Please.

Anybody who would like to give this a

close look, roll me a perception. I did

it. I'll perceive. Hold on. I'm attempting

to perceive. I'll get there.

Actually, you both notice little things

about it, and it looks like maybe the

zombies were kept in here at some point.

You also notice that the door has been

broken off the hinges. And that if any of

you wants to attempt to repair it, if any

of you is crafting savvy, you can attempt

to repair it. I'm trying not to say, give

me a crafting check. I'm trying to say it

in a story way.

I'm way ahead of you. I was going to be a

smartass and say, boys, Berlin would be

awfully upset if she came back and this

door was off the hinges. So I'm going to

try to fix it. Okay, great. I'll watch

your back. Give me a crafting check. Also,

if any of you does no mending, that would

do as well. You take 10 minutes and you

fix the door. The door is now repaired.

Good job. Wow, good job, Skeleman. It's

back on the hinges. It's amazing what the

miracles of tape can do. I slapped the

door. Oh, she's off.

You're just admiring your tape work. I'm

over it. Okay, I have some more to read

here.

So basically, you guys have walked around

another building. The north and south

walls of this low brick building are

demolished. North of the building, a small

corpse in dark grey cloak and leather

armor is impaled in the outer stone wall

with a three foot long cattle horn. Its

cloak is in tatters and much of the flesh

of its legs has been gnawed away. Dried

blood and gore pools beneath

its skeletal dangling feet. Inside the

building, a dozen leather, saddle-like

contraptions, each with numerous straps

and buckles, lie crushed and tangled in a

heap amid rubble from the collapsed walls.

Watch out for the gore, Poop. So you see

that corpse that you're standing right

beside, Ubu-Miko. Can I see if it's our

person? You want to check if it's the

Brodick guy? Absolutely. It looks half

incised. Well, I guess that mystery is

solved, gang. I'd like to rummage through

his pockets. Okay. You find a scrap of

cloth. The scrap of cloth has a hand in

the middle of it. Did you see that? Did

everybody see that image? No. Did it go by

real fast? Oh, I don't think... Oh, there

it is. I didn't hit the right button. Oh,

spooky guys. I think this guy used to be

part of the Yakuza. He broke one of the

vows and so they had to cut his finger

off. What's a Yakuza? It's like a shadow

organization.

When you take a closer look at the corpse,

you can see underneath the hood there is

curly hair that resembles Berlin's. And

from the leather armor, muscular build,

scars and calloused hands, this is

probably Brodick. It looked like he was a

fighter as much as a farm manager.

However, it looked like maybe a cow killed

him. Maybe a big cow because it was

impaled with the horn. Are you hanging on

to that rag, Miko? Mhm. Notes have been

made. And you said the cow's horn is

impaled right through his chest, right?

Yeah, he's hanging by the horn. And his

feet have been basically chewed upon by

something. I think I can pick some guys. I

was gonna say, I do like a hand gesture

and I'm pointing at Brodick. I'm like,

well? No. Well then. So the building south

of where you guys are with the rubble,

basically you see that there's a bunch of

tack there. And basically

it looks like it's tack for controlling

zombies. Not all creepy. Yeah. Oh, I

thought this was just a building of

fetishes. Alright. Oh, it's not as very

large. So you're walking by the building,

basically? Yeah. You didn't go into it?

Oh, you guys don't want to go in the

building? I'm trying to find the perimeter

of this place. Oh god, no! I don't know

where you went. I just went left. I just

went left. Oh, okay. I'll return. I'll

return to the group, I promise. No, I

just... I tell sparks I see bodies up

ahead. May or may not be zombies. So

you're approaching the grain silos. Four

grain silos, each 20 feet in diameter and

constructed from sturdy wooden staves,

stand in the northwest corner of the farm

compound. Three rotting humanoid corpses

lie in the ground nearby, each still

clutching long-haffered farming

implements. The hatch of the northeastern

silo is open and much of the grain has

spilled onto the ground. I'm not sure...

I'm not sure if you... Maybe you can't

even see that. I can't, no. Oh, you can't?

Okay. He's like one square away. Alright,

I'll unpause it here. Okay. Yeah, you

should... You guys should stick together.

Oh god, oh god, oh god! Ha, ha, ha, ha,

ha! Your little... Your little jellyfish

light is really little. Yes it is. You do

have torches. No, I'm stubborn. Okay, we

see some stuff in the light down here,

right? I can see the wagons and bodies.

Oh, that guy's not gonna be in the next

rush hour. Those are the bodies I just

described. Yeah. What did you just say? I

said that guy's not gonna be in the next

rush hour. Damn! Okay. We ain't gonna be

in rush hour three. Nope. I believe you

though. Rush hour two, it's classic. Sure.

What are you... I'm confused. Um, alright.

Anybody gonna rifle through... Oh, okay.

So these bodies do appear to be... Sound

effects. Three large wagons stand within a

yard of trampled dirt. The wagons are

empty. It looks like maybe these were

wagons that would be... These are wagons

that would be loaded to take all the food.

Makes sense, makes sense. So yeah, first

thing I want to check, so these bodies

here, were they actually farmhands or were

they more zombies? Um... So as you look at

the bodies here, a zombie horse charges

you. No. And two zombies. Oh, no. I

totally forgot to bring my horse along.

And you're all in combat. Sorry. Oh, no.

How could you? How could this happen to

me? I think Kat muttered something and I

missed the muttering. Oh, no, I've

forgotten to bring along my zombie horse.

I will give you a little bit of a tip. I

would say your zombie horse would politely

follow you if you want me to pull it over.

I'm fine with that. No, he'd be a couple

paces behind me. I think I have to do that

thing where it turns some lights on

because it's getting dark. Are you getting

scared? Yeah. It's okay. There, there. And

we'll get me a cold Sody Pop. Okay, old

man. Trick bag. Okay, so there's your

horse. And I need everybody to roll for

initiatives. He's up there twice for some

reason. One's your horse, one's your

horse. Oh, no, they're both Nightdream.

Well, let's get rid of this one. I know

how to do that now. Okay, now before I

begin the encounter. Yeah. Is there

anything you would like equipped? Or

anything like that before I hit the go

button? I have my shield up. Let me look.

Where is it? Blah, blah, blah. So I

forget. Do I need to raise it? Or... You

need to...

You raise it each turn. But you have to

equip it first. Okay, well my option is to

shield it, so I assume it's equipped. If

the option is to shield it, that means

it's in your hand. Okay, perfect. Thank

you. That means it's actually there. So

raise is what you do every turn. Okay. So

the shield boss, the reason why you have

that as well is because that's actually

attached to the shield. Yeah. Okay, nope,

that answers my question. I'm good to go.

Okay, so we're gonna start the fight. Does

everybody have their sodie pop and things?

Mm-hmm. I got my sodie pop. Oh my god.

Alrighty. We're gonna start the combat

encounter with... Apparently Nightdream

was on the ball and noticed what was going

on. I'm glad someone's paying attention. I

don't know. How do I tell the difference

between the two undead horses? Oh, hey

now. Nightdream's beautiful. Don't be

racist. He's got a nice flowing mane

still. And a unicorn horn. And ears

somehow. Okay. I can't move him. Alright,

he's gonna come up to the other skelly

horse because he's feeling very jealous of

me. And he's gonna do some... kicky kick

kick. Oh wait, target. Okay. Why can't I

target? Stop that. Horsey has had her

turn. His turn. Enter. Zombodog. I guess

Zombodog's going for Sparkle Fizzle

Bottom. No. Don't hit the healer.

There. Oh, the dog's even got a cute

little handkerchief. Mm-hmm. Jesus. 25

hit. Yeah. Fuck. It's gonna fuck you up.

Wow. Apparently. Get him, boy. Get him.

Even with my shield I would have done dick

all. Pardon my French. I used the wrong

word for shield. I'm gonna try an

athletics check against your reflex DC. I

think that's automatically done, so. I

mean, you don't have to. So we roll a 21.

Hit 10, bitch. So you are now prone. So

you can drag the prone out onto yourself.

You also take 1d6 bludgeoning damage from

the knockdown. We still haven't rolled

your initial bite attack. Oh no. So you're

gonna take 5 damage from being knocked

down, and also another 5 damage. Or no,

wait. Another 8 damage from the bite. So

he's basically, you know, bitten you on

one of your bones. You know he's a dog. He

likes bones. That's the trick. Go after

the horse. It's got more. Does that mean

the dog gnaws its own bones? Hmm. Well, a

zombie would have more flesh on it, right?

Yeah, but it eventually would have exposed

bone. That's true. Hmm. It probably would.

It'd probably be like, you know, licking

its nuts. No, it's licking its leg

instead. Oh yeah, good point, good point.

Alright, so that's all of the zombie dog's

action. It missed you for that last

attack. It's now zombie horses. Zombie

horse saw the zombie horse hit it, so it's

gonna hit zombie horse. As zombie horses

are wont to do, they hit zombie horses.

I'm not rooting for this zombie horse,

right? Well, if we were supposed to

capture it and put it back in stall or

something, we'd have failed miserably.

What were we supposed to do? Just check up

on them? See what they're doing? She said

not to kill the workers. These are horses.

True, but she might not differentiate. I

don't know. You recall that she said that

she didn't want to attack anybody who

wasn't aggressive towards you. The horses

being aggressive towards you. She also

wanted you to fix up the farm. Yes, we're

cleaning up. Get out of my glass. Alright.

Night dream has been critically hit. No,

bastard. It's okay, night dream. Night

dream takes 18 damage and some of the

bleed damage, which is persistent bleed

damage. From all those blood vessels. Oh,

so night dream had some resistance to

that. That's the reason why it didn't take

all the damage. Oh yeah, he has piercing

and slashing resistances. Okay. Um, so

that's... alright. And another attack. And

it's a miss. And it is zombie dog number

two's turn. And it's gonna go attack you.

Attacking zombie hound, attacks. Um, can I

use my reaction? I just click it, right?

When you take damage. Oh, okay. Alright,

that was a miss. Was it? That was a miss.

Okay. Another attack, another miss. And

that's out of actions. Now it's your turn.

It's, uh, Tiri's turn. I'm going to...

Tirianthia, sorry. Do you prefer Tiri or

Tirianthia? You go with Tiri, it's easier

to say. Um, alright, well, I'm annoyed

with this dog. It just snapped at me. I'm

going to bite it. Okay. I'm a vampire.

That's a hit. I hit the damage, right?

Yep. You hit the dog for six damage. Yeah,

fuck it up. Another hit.

Bite me, I can bite you. Do you regain

health when you bite with your fangs? Um,

no, it can knock them prone or something

here, though. Maybe it's not that one. I

actually have a drink blood spell. That's

part of your fang attack. Yeah. You can

only drink blood when they're restrained.

Alright. So, anybody who is grabbed,

paralyzed, restrained, or unconscious

within your reach, you do an athletics

check against their fortitude, and then

you do get health back. Yeah, okay.

Temporary health. Alright, well, I'll try

for a third bite. We'll see if anything

happens. Doop. The health you get back is

based upon the target's level. Mm-hmm.

Now, that was a critical miss. Oh, wow.

And I do believe, our last session, we

decided that we would use the fumble

decks. Oh, yeah. How do I... So, if you

click the thumbs down, that's a critical

fumble. So, you click on that. Critical

fumble deck. And now you'll see you've got

melee, ranged, unarmed, or spell, and that

was a melee attack. So, that caused you to

fall prone and slowed until the end of

your next turn. So, you can drag prone out

onto yourself, and that should knock you

prone. Or you can right-click on yourself,

too. And same with slow, and I think

they're in those lists. One or the other.

Oh, guys. I was jumping off and then I

fell down. And slow means that you can't

do your reactions. Oh, no. So, you won't

be able to do reactions until... Now, this

is something else. I know we're just

learning, but you could have... Actually,

no, you weren't close enough to sparks. If

you were closer to sparks, you could have

reacted with your shield thing when he got

hit. Oh. Okay. That's what the circle

around you is? That's your aura of

desecration? Right, that's my reaction

thing, yeah. Can everyone else see that

circle around me? No. Uh, yeah. Oh, you

can. Okay. Alright. It is... Alright, it's

Ubleniko's turn. Okay.

Um... Alright. Wait, hold on. Okay. 30

foot line... Hmm. I'm gonna move here. 5,

10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Does the line start at

me or does it start one ahead of me? Oh, I

guess I could just use this. I think it's

in the middle of you. Yeah. I think that's

30 feet either way. Okay. I cast Grim

Tendrils. Tendrils of Darkness curl out

from your fingertips and race through the

air. You deal 2d4 void damage and 1d

damage to living creatures in the line.

Oh, these are living! These are dead!

Yeah. Or are they... they're undead.

That's different, right? This still...

this affects these guys, right? Let me

read the spell. Yeah. I'll read... I'll

make the determination of that, thank you

very much. Well, they're not dead, they're

undead. Because it has a specification

like in my harm spells, they're undead. It

says two living creatures. Uh huh. These

are not living creatures. Okay, so... This

is Grim Tendrils we're talking about,

right? Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, that's fair.

No, it's... Can I take my movement back?

Yeah, sure. Right, it's right here. What

does it do and undo? Okay, um... Okay.

Target this doggy. And I'm gonna do...

Subtle. Okay, we're gonna make sure this

works on a friggin' thing-a-bob. Creatures

that lack internal organs are unaffected

by this spell. What? This has... this has

internal organs. Because it's not like a

construct. These are zombies. They have

organs. Okay. I would say skele-boys

don't. Okay. It does say, target's one

living creature. That's what I have a

problem with with this spell. Because it

says, target's one living creature. So are

you feeding them... are you feeding them

Taco Bell or something? Yeah. A lot of...

okay. Well, the game would know, right? If

it would work? Yeah, I think so. Okay,

then go ahead, roll the thing, let's see

if this works. It was giving me lots of

error messages. So I need a Fortitude

save. Yeah, the rules say it doesn't work.

But we can try... we can try the... I

don't see the... The Foundry is a hell...

it's not the final ruler of what works and

what doesn't.

Okay, so... Am I just wasting that spell

slot or that thing? That action? No, I'm

fine. It's not gonna work, so it's...

they're living creatures, so... I'm not

gonna say, oh, you did that. Unless you

want to do it regardless. No, no, no, no,

no. I'm trying to do something. Yep.

Target's one creature. Don't try to use

the harm spell. I can choose to make it

hurt them, I believe. Yes, I can choose. I

think I can... It's like... it heals them.

If it's a willing undead creature. I don't

know. If I'm willing... Yeah, you heal

them. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna throw this

shit at this dumb dog. Throw it, yay! Make

triple sure that this... that any of my

shit works on these stupid things. I need

to hide that player's thing down there.

Okay, I'm gonna do this one. Stupid dog.

Make me look bad. That should work.

Target's one creature or corpse. It is an

undead creature. Make a spell attack roll.

On a hit. So... That's this. I missed. Did

I just fucking hurt myself? No, no. I

missed! No, no, no, you had the right one.

Target... Zombie wound, yeah. Umm... Okay,

I missed. If you want to do it again, it

looks like there's like a second attack

you can do. And a third, right on the

scene. I cannot do it again. It's two

actions. Oh, that's right. Okay. Isn't

that funny? Why is there a second one and

a third one? Maybe there's a buff to it or

something later. Uh, it depends on what...

Oh, which level you cast that, right. I

see, yeah. Well, now I'm gonna cast this

on myself. Target self. Cast shield. Okay.

Okay. I think that's it. I think I'm done.

My time to shine. Show us what you got.

Well, you know, because things went so

well for me before here. Umm... So... Just

to be clear... So I have the... Umm... The

feet quick bomber, which allows me to

equip a potion and throw it in the same

action. Which I wasn't doing before. Okay.

So I'm gonna go ahead... You don't know

how many times a day you can do it? Nope,

it's just a feature of quick bomber. Okay.

Basically, I keep on my bombs and like...

I have a bandolier specifically designed

to quickly grab them and release them sort

of thing. Umm... So let's go ahead and

draw a... Actually, wait, before I even

draw that. Umm... Which I don't think it

did it. Bunch of other things I gotta do

first. One, I guess I gotta stand. So

that's what, a full action to stand up

again? Yep. That would be like a movement.

And then... Fuck, I'm not gonna be doing

much on this turn. Uhh... I gotta do the

thing where I probably drop a torch so I

can... So... I can't see. The drop

action... It looks different than the

normal action button. Is that actually

consuming an action? Umm, sheath. When you

say sheath, that is an action. No, drop is

a free action. Yeah, so I just want to

drop it. Yep. It should still stay lit,

right? Umm... I don't know. We'll see.

It's not gonna land on the ground. Ahh...

It went out. It apparently magically blows

itself out. Alright, whatever. Maybe it

lands like, directly straight down, so

it'll smash itself out. Could be. Now,

just a side note, if I decide to... I

guess I could put one on the ground maybe,

somehow. Uhh... Well I mean, I can still

see the dog next to me, it's not like the

end of the world or anything. Umm...

Something like that? It hella... It hella

fucked me up last turn, but... I should be

fine. I think it got lucky. Oh yeah, we

don't have those things. What's up? That

say, how everybody's doing. You don't see

my house? Uh-uh. How do I turn that on?

Resources? Uhh... I literally haven't

changed a thing since last... You know

what? I did update the add-ons. Uh-uh. I

don't think I ever turned mine on. You

should be able to see it now, though.

Right? No. What? Yeah, I can only see mine

and my horsies. Yeah, I liked that little

thing that was down in the corner. Always

for everyone. That told us to turn order.

There you go. Do you see it now? Oh yeah,

you're hurting. Oh, that was probably part

of that HUD that we turned off. So you can

turn it on for everybody. So if you right

-click your token, click on the little

gear icon on the bottom left there. Click

on the heart that says resources. And

display bars, just click for always

everyone. Or always for everyone. And hit

update token. Always and forever. I am

also injured. You're doing great. Thanks.

Thanks, Dad. Uh, anyway. So I started

blasting. Does a 17 hit that jerk? It

seems likely that it would. Absolutely.

Okay. Uh... damage. Nice label. This is

supposed to be fire. Aha, look at that.

Pass to the dog. Ooh, ahh. But that's

literally going to be all of my turn. You

did more than I did. I stood up. Actually,

wait, I stood up, I threw the thing,

dropped one of the torches for reaction. I

still have an action. I could bring a

potion. I should probably do that. I

should probably do that. We definitely

encourage drinking. That's what I'm

missing. I did it. Look at that. Oh.

Attaboy. Hey, it's better than nothing.

Yup. That could be life and death. Oh,

Horsey's turn. Sorry. Alright, he's gonna

stay on the other zombie horse. And we're

going to do, we're gonna target. Yes,

yeah. Your church went out. Um, does a 12

hit? 12 does not hit. Dang it. Alright,

try again. That probably doesn't hit. Last

chance. Does not hit. Alright. Does a 14

hit? That does hit. Sass on me. Well

there, I did a little damage, guys. Or

Nightdream did. Nightdream's carrying. Now

we watch Sparks die to a zombie dog. Wow.

Wow, he just stands by.

Nightdream did to the horse, to the zombie

horse, right? Yeah. Alright. Yeah, I liked

having that little thing where it says,

oh, barely wounded, like it had a little

like a summary. Yeah, I liked that. Yeah,

that was nice. Well, it's the other one.

Or the other inserts. Theater inserts

aren't working. Ooh. There, that spot on

the left, uh, like I can set it to hide

everything when they're up, but then you

can't see what everybody's saying, like.

Yeah, it is also a decent chunk of realty

when they're up and about. Yeah. Yeah, can

you take mine down? I don't know how to

take her down. Uh, right click on the

little portrait. Oh my god, mine's so

tiny. Alright. Zombie dog. Don't do it.

Um, what? Don't tell you? Don't do it. But

don't you want to learn about death

mechanics? I kind of do. I want to know

what happens when you die. Get it over

with. I think that's the big mystery. This

asshole is rolling like an asshole.

At least you don't fall down. I mean, I

got that going for me. You take five

damage. It's like shaking your leg. Like a

dog with a bow.

Oh, that's a zombie dog's turn. Good

pupper. Ah, stay on fire, you son of a

bitch. Damn it. Uh, zombie horse is still

really pissed at, uh. Night dream. Night

dream. A hit. Sticks damage. Ooh, whoops.

Undo. Undo. You did it. No! Come on!

Zombie horse misses its other attacks.

Zombie dog. Come on, zombie dog. Do

something. Oh, miss me. Miss me. It's a

hit. Mm-mm. Gonna try to trip you. Does

not trip you. Do you want to use Selfish

Shield? I thought I couldn't, but okay.

No, you just took damage. That's the first

time you took damage right there. Oh,

okay. Alright. So, were you able to click

on the thing in the chat that time? Yeah,

I clicked it. Great. Got that working. So

you need to take, remember to take less

damage. So you click the block button,

right? Mm-hmm. Oh, no, that's not, your

shield isn't raised. That's right. So what

does Selfish Shield do? Do you have a

debuff on you? Um... I'm just checking to

see if it can have me on my left. Extra

damage my next turn, I guess. Oh, okay. So

you need to take the damage there, the

eight damage. Okay. But you were not

knocked over, and it's gonna try to attack

you again. Oh. It critically hit you.

Damn. And that was an AP minus, like it

was the third strike too. So, it does 22

damage to you. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm dead.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, everything

disappears. That's kinda cool. Yeah,

you're blind. So you now have, I don't

know if you've noticed, is a counter,

which is a dying two. Dying three, and

your character's dead. Where do I see

these? Um, if you take, if you look at

your debuff. Oh, debuff. Oh, okay, I see

it. You take damage, while you're on the

ground like this, it goes up one notch. So

you're one step away from being dead dead.

Okay. So it's important that if anyone can

help you, they should help you. Hm? What?

Me? I don't know. I'm not telling you what

to do. I know how much she loves rolling

characters. Oh, I bet. That sounds like

her. Oh, it's me! It's my turn!

I thought you were partially being a

smartass about the whole, like, I can help

you sort of thing. Ah fuck, it's actually

my turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe

I have to go to the T to keep this. Rosa,

what are you doing? Someone has them all

on high alert. We're, we're, I'm dead.

You're 25 feet away from me! Oh, now she's

barking at someone. But she literally has

her head in my Walmart bag. Door slammed,

and now someone's driving out. Did John

leave? Left us? Are we that bad? Mm-hmm.

Uh, where's my F-ing spell? Oh, here it

is. I'd like to cast that. You're undead.

Roll healing. Yay. Thank you. You're

welcome. Now I have one. You didn't pop me

up, though. Well, I can't make it over

there. You know what, girl? No, no, I'm

just going to debuff off myself, Jay.

Yeah, just take the debuff off and right

-click on it. Ah, shit, that's a move.

That's a frickin' action. Ahh. You are

wounded. Mm-hmm. This is our friend horse,

right? Directly below me? Yes. That's

right. Has friend horse taken damage? Uh,

yeah, he's... Oh, yes. Oh, snap. The

friend horse is not doing well. Okay.

Yeah, the other horse gets tired. I hope I

don't regret this. I say as I cast this...

Oh, wait, can I not... I can't do that at

level one. Friend horse... Oh, no, it's

level one. This one has a range of touch.

Friend horse is tanking zombie horse for

you. Well, it regains four HP. Woohoo!

Yeah. Wow. Good job, friend horse. Thank

you. That's the end of my turn. I did it,

guys. I helped. What does a horse say as

thanks? He wouldn't say nay. He'd say...

He does the little knicker. I mean,

wouldn't he like... he'd like lip at me,

but he doesn't have any, so... Just gently

bites me with his scary teeth. How's that?

Thanks, man. I like it.

Let's see here. So what's... So this horse

in particular, what's its condition

looking like? It's pretty lively.

Pretty... well, it's dead, but... It

doesn't look too concerned with any damage

you've done to it so far. I'd say get rid

of the dog, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, I

mean, I'd like to get it off me, but...

It's like on your ankle, shaking your

head. Yeah, pretty much. Let's go ahead

and we'll get the acid flask out here.

Make sure I got this... did I target it? I

did... well, I think I rolled a 17 last

time, didn't I? Anyway, I assume a 17

hits. Oh, absolutely hits. Sorry I was too

busy putting gifs in. That's fine. And

this is the spot I looked up. That 1d6 is

the persistent damage, is the reason why

it didn't roll. Because that's every turn

it rolls, that damage. Yeah. Well, that

time it didn't do a dice roll for my

damage, but... That's what I was just

saying, is there is no dice roll. Because

the dice roll is on the persistent damage

every turn that the dog takes. The rest is

just flat damage. The persistent damage is

the dice roll damage, not the initial

damage, is what I'm trying to say. So the

Zombie Hand now has a debuff on it, and

every time its turn ends, it will take 1d6

damage. That make sense? I guess so. I

seem to recall that it was letting me roll

the... We fudged that last time. On the

acid damage, we fudged it. You rolled on

the fire damage. 100%, yeah. But not on

the acid damage. And what other silly

things can I try to debuff it with? Maybe

if you throw one of your legs away, it'll

run after it. I mean, that is also very

true. Maybe it just wants to play deep

down. Well, you know, I'd rather not.

Pretty sure... let's try and smuck it with

a Bottle Lightning. Oof, minus 5. Yeah,

that's not gonna do it. That's a hit. That

does it? Nice. Yes, it does. So this is a

d6 damage, and I think there's a condition

that it has to... Off-guard. Right. This

dog is not looking well, by the way.

Actually, it's dead. Oh, yay. It's looking

very unwa... I'm also gonna have to look

up how the whole splash damage thing

works. I don't know if it's one of those

things where I could have been technically

doing damage to the other horse as well. I

forget. It says, when throwing an alchemic

bomb with the splash trait, you choose to

deal splash damage to only your primary

target instead of the usual splash area.

That's a bomber thing, so it actually must

have a measurement with the splash. Yeah,

I was gonna say I have a feat, but I could

choose, right? Yeah, so the splash damage,

I think it's the second one, and it

actually says splash on it. It says click,

apply full damage to selected tokens.

Shift-click. Adjust... okay, so yeah. We

just gotta look up what that circle is. It

should be in the tip for that. It should

say what the range of that is somewhere.

Bottle lightning, lesser. It's gotta be

right in there. Let's see... splash.

Splash splash splash splash. All creatures

within five feet of the target. So it's

everything that touches that thing. So the

zombie horse could have gotten hit. Okay,

I mean, keep it in mind, because I mean,

I'll just say I was specifically just

doing the bomber thing right now. I think

that means Ubu Menko would have taken

damage on it too. That's what I mean. I

think that technically means it could have

hit her as well. You see that when you

move down and you click on where it says

splash, it has the explanation of it right

there. Each of those attack, manipulate,

alchemical has the descriptions of what

they are right there. Okay, I guess for my

last action, I'll use another Quick

Alchemy to drink another elixir. Chug chug

chug chug. That's what we're trying. That

was better. I am tracking the Quick

Alchemy on the side. I've got three used

as ape. Yeah, you kinda have to manually

do that. They said they were going to

update it, but it's just not a priority

for them. Alright, Night Dream, still on

target. Does a 20 hit? A 20 absolutely

hits. Damage. Go. And damage. And and and.

No! Or whatever that would be in Horse-

oh, I rolled a 1. Good job, Night Dream.

You can do better. Come on. Come on. Ooh!

Night Dream should try telling them to

stop. That's a critical hit. Crit crit

crit. Oh, come on, the 1s. Jeez. Alright.

Night Dream did some damage. Now, on

critical hits, do you guys want to roll-

use the critical hit cards as well? Like

the thumbs up on critical hits? Because

we're using the fumbles. Oh, right. But

there's also cards for the crit- Sure. But

if you take- you can't choose. If you take

it, you've got to choose it. So this is-

what kind of damage are you doing with

your- Uh, melee. This is bludgeoning with

Night Dream? Hoof is- Yeah, I guess

bludgeoning. The target is stupidified.

Okay. Which number of stupidified was it?

3. Alright. Stupefied, stupefied, where

are you? Oh, it was in- it was actually in

that thing, was it not? Stupefied 3, I

guess I can just drag that out to the

horse. Yeah, there it is. Look at that.

What does that do? Oh my word, I gotta

read all this. Make some fart purple. Oh,

it's like thought damage. I don't think

there's any worry about that. The

brainless horse got dumber. Yeah. Okay,

it's- I guess it's the brainless horse

turn. He's really pissed at Night Dream

still, so I think there's no- he's gonna

take Night Dream out.

Noooooo. Anybody has any nice words to say

to Night Dream? Now is the time. I didn't

know you for long, but you did a really

good job of absorbing all those hits and

dealing the most of the damage. Oh. Oh

god, Night Dream got fucked. It's a

critical hit. It's gritting on her. You're

getting all the damage. Night Dream takes

22 damage. Oh. Well, better Night Dream

than us. That would have put me in the

dirt. Oh shit.

I'm actually giving everybody- who did the

most heroic thing in the last hour? Did

anybody have any crits or anything? I

fixed the door. You know what? Holy shit.

You fixed a door. There you go. Holy shit,

Dan, dude. Yeah.

And remember, you guys can buy rerolls and

you can rez yourself with those hero

points and things like that. Don't forget.

Oh. I forgot to tell you that when you

were dead. That was a good learning

experience. I totally messed up. Yeah, I

didn't realize you could get back up with

it. No, I know. I didn't think of it

either. But when you are dead, on your

turn, you can get yourself back up by

spending your hero points.

So I accidentally killed myself a second

time there. Now I've got two wounded on me

instead of one. You see the zombie horse

reach down and bite a chunk out of the

zombie hound and it heals itself. Oh no.

And it's now... the remaining zombie hound

is attacking Tiri. Jokes on that horse. It

saw you die.

So it's gonna... what's this? Wait, what's

this? Oh yeah. You're not prone. Everybody

gets up. Alright, another hit. Demaaj. Ten

demaaj to Tiri. You're doing great. I

believe in you. Face take. Face take. Two

hits points. Alright. Why isn't my shield

taking the damage first? Because you're

gonna raise it every turn. Remember? Ah,

fuck. Yeah, okay. You didn't remember. I

didn't remember. And it misses. That one

does a critical miss. Let's roll a fumble

deck for zombie hound. That would be

unarmed, actually. So zombie hound is now

fatigue aid. That was Spanish for tired.

We always... I thought it was French. It's

now Ubu-Meko's turn. Ubu-Meko's turn. You

gotta write the first time. Mecco? Mhm.

Well, well, well. What are we going to do?

If your teammates would remember their

shields, you wouldn't have so much work to

do. Oh yes. One of my teammates is down

for the count. Good thing I used my last

bit of healing to heal the horse. Let's

see. You have the dying condition. Is that

correct? No, she's wounded now. You gotta

back up when you heal her. Yeah, she kept

two HP. Okay, so she's not dying. Got it.

You're fine then, girl. I'm gonna try to

do this thing again. Hold on, let me read

it. Yep. This is a creature or a corpse.

One. The zombie hound doesn't look good,

by the way. God damn it. You rolled a 2

last time, didn't you? No, I think I got

slightly better last time. No. It's just

bad rolls, is all it is. Don't feel too

disheartened. You just had bad rolls. It's

not a skill issue. I'm gonna fucking...

Oh, how come I don't have that drawn?

Whatever, it doesn't fucking matter. You

know what I'm gonna do though? You know

what I'm gonna fucking do? Because this is

where I'm at with my life. This is where

I'm at. Oh boy. Sorry. This is where I'm

at. Hi-yah, dickhead! I forgot about the

critical misses and fails! Shit! Uh...

yeah. Hit the thumb down, and let's see

what you get. Number 37, eh? This was an

unarmed... I'm slowed until the end of my

turn. Until the end of my next turn. Hold

on, let me drag this out. What means you

can't react? You can't react. Okay. I

think slowed 2 means you actually only

have two actions. Slowed 3 means you only

have one action. It goes like that. That's

why there's different numbers. Alright,

it's the dead zombie hound's turn. And

it's gonna stay dead. Apparently it's

still trying to take acid damage. Oh, for

fuck's sake, what's all the numbers for?

Acid and fire damage?

That's dead. It's sizzling on the ground.

Oh, that's gonna stink. Alright, so I

can't see shit, so I'm gonna move... Whoa.

There we go. Watch out if I have the right

tool selected. Well, that's been an action

doing that. Oh, can I not see this

creature? You're outside the light. Yeah,

I was kind of thinking... Echo location or

something, or Tremor Sense, or... If you

go down a block, you'll see the horse. Dim

light is... Oh, you gotta be next to it. I

thought for some reason the dim light

thing was on me, so can I retract that

action then? Because it's not gonna make a

fucking difference. Yeah, absolutely. You

don't have to step forward. You should

have a torch in a hand, basically. One of

your hands definitely should have a torch.

Yeah, I threw it on the ground, so... And

I threw it on the ground! Fucking punch.

It went out on the ground. If you want to

equip another one, that's fine. It will

take actions and things to do that. So how

does that work for taking a ranged attack

at a thing that I can't quite see very

well? That you can't see? Let's see how

the game deals with it. I think you're

shooting at a dim light, so there's

probably some penalty. It doesn't affect

your spells. Never mind, I guess it

depends on your soldier fire sight. Mine

apparently don't. But it's fine because I

can't fucking hit anything anyway. Well,

let's draw the old crossbow bolt. And...

Doesn't care about... Wow, I mean, that

was a pretty bad roll anyway. You missed.

I didn't. It didn't look like it applied

any negative... No, it doesn't look like

it was any debuffs or anything. I think

technically this would be concealed

towards you. So... Because we talked about

all the last ones, so if I go concealed...

You're observed, you need a DC 5 flat

check before you attack or you won't be

able to hit. So that's what concealed

does. So you're supposed to roll a d20 to

see if you can hit, and then you roll your

second one to see if you do hit. Fuck. I

don't see it. So you would not have hit

that. It's only DC 5, but that's what dim

light is, I think. So I have to make... Do

I make that check after my attack? It

doesn't matter when you make it. It has to

be made or the attack doesn't mean

anything. It's like... I'd say before,

yes. Absolutely, before. Okay. Can I try

it again? Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.

The check doesn't say that it consumes an

action or anything. It just goes along

with the attack, is my understanding.

Right. So let's see if I can see the

asshole this time. Yes, you draw a bead on

him. Now, that's assuming this is even

gonna work. Nope. You missed. Yeah, I sure

did. Well, I still got this stupid thing

in my hand. You know what, let's just keep

chugging potions. Because... Light and

cover are two things we have to manage

ourselves, and I think also flanking is

something. We kind of have to, because

each interaction is different depending on

the position of people. Right. Give me a

second, because in order to use the

elixir, I'm not actually... not trying to

buff my inventory. Did that even work?

What were you trying to do? You should

have four torches. It says five. You need

to change your carry type on one torch to

warn, or in one hand. And then it should

pop up on the other page as an action that

you can... ...talk too fast, I guess? No,

I was trying to do my... I had to put

elixirs back into my consumables. Oh, I

was talking about the torch. I'm sorry.

Yeah, that's fine for my quick alchemy

thing, but to do that I had to craft one

real quick. So, I'm good. There we go.

Just sitting here, chugging away. Good,

good, good, good, good. I was a lot of

help for you that round, Thierry. You're

welcome. You guys are level one, don't

forget. Don't get too... You know, power

scaling in this game is pretty awesome. Or

so I've read. I've got a chance to play it

myself. It's Nightdream's turn. Yeah, I

think he's just gonna stay on target. And

do some kicking. Oh, is 18 it? Nice, he

rears up and lets loose. With... Hey, not

bad. He's gonna do it again. Aw, that

probably doesn't hit. Nine misses, right?

That did not hit. Okay. Does 12 hit? 12

does not hit. Alright, that is

Nightdream's turn. Whoops. There we go.

Well, she was just growling at us.

Okay, okay. Since I can't remember, I'm

going to raise my shield right now. Do I

have a way of healing myself? No. I don't

think I do. No, wait. Yes, I do. I have

spells. I can touch the void on myself,

right? I guess. It's now time, really.

Yeah. Read the room. Yes, your focus pool

is... You can refocus to get your focus

points back. It takes 10 minutes. You can

do that after the fight. Just take 10

minutes and you'll have your focus points

back. He's back. Maybe. Have you had

enough or are you thirsty for more? So

that... Wait, how much of an action was

that? That was one. Okay. The action cost

thing that has a blank square in the

center and it's not filled in, that's a

free action. I don't think you have any,

but I'm just saying if you do see that.

Okay. Alright, one chomp at the dog. 18.

Is it a hit? Yeah? Alright. I'll bite you

back. Alright. That is my turn. The dog is

dead. Oh, good. There's only the zombie

horse left. The zombie horse is really not

doing well at all. And it's attacking...

Guess who? For a second there, I thought

it was going to be me.

Nine damage. It looks like it's very upset

and it's almost panicking. It's just

chomping and chomping and chomping. And it

does a critical fail. And it's sickened, I

guess. Or I guess that would be unarmed.

Or would it be? Alright. So... It's

Donna's turn. It's not looking well. Ooboo

-Meeko, it's your turn to shine. Alright.

Come on, bud. We can do something. What do

we got here? Ta-ta-ta-taaa! Cast that.

Ahhh. The miss. Well, it's gonna use my

remaining action to lie down on the

ground. Done. That's it. Alright. We'll

target the horse. Are you prone? Am I

prone? No, Ooboo-Meeko. Ooboo-Meeko. Oh

no, Ooboo-Meeko's just bummed out. He's

sitting here, standing there. But I am no

longer slowed now. Yeah. Great. Cool. The

dog is dead. So it sparks turn. Gonna

remove those dead dogs from the... Let's

go ahead and shoot me a horse. Ooboo

-Meeko. The miss. Yeah, it certainly

appeared that way. Let's shoot me a horse.

No! Oh, my fuck. That's a fumble. Can I...

Draw your fumble card. Can I choose to

spend a point to reroll that? Hero point?

Yeah. I mean, I got three. Why do I have

three? Yeah. I don't know. I think I gave

an extra one to you by mistake. Because

you're the DM's favorite.

I mean, I don't suspect it's going to be

amazing. Anything's better than a critical

miss. Cool.

I guess on my third action, I'm just gonna

move in. Because you know reasons. It's

the horse's turn. Alright. Go, go star

player! He rears back in... No, it's night

dream. It's night dream. He rears back

in... He rears back and... Misses. And...

That's a hit. And he comes back down this

time. Woohoo! The zombie horse is not

looking good. Alright. Even less good than

it did before, I guess. Alright. I'm going

to slip, flip and shield. Let's see what a

javelin does. Target you. Target you.

Javelin. Ooh! Wow! Aww. Close up of my

cute little fangs. 14 damage. And let's

try it again. Oh, he's on a hero point.

I'm using a hero point. Oh, he's dead. I

didn't need to do that. No, he doesn't

need to do that. The encounter, as we say,

is over. So you kill the zombie dog and

the zombie horse. Mhm, mhm. Given my

experience. You see that there are the

remains of... Can you hear that? No. No.

It's the dog snorting into my face. Sorry,

remains? The remains of humans here on the

ground that don't look like they're farm

workers. Oh. I start picking pockets.

There's no pockets. They're pretty ground

up. Aww. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, that was the

cow. You recognize them as humanoids,

basically, is about all you can... The

horse and the dogs were feeding upon them.

Yummy! Mhm. We've all got to eat somehow,

guys. Stay together, guys. I'm so

together. Come on. Come on, Sizzle.

Sizzle. I'm trying to get a torch back out

here. Okay. I'm a little curious about

these humans, though. Humans? Ubu, Miko,

you stumbled upon a whole bunch of grain,

a grain pile spilled out of... And you're

walking around silos right now. I read the

description out earlier. I don't know if

you remember that. Mhm, mhm. So that's

what you're walking around. Right. So I'm

a little concerned... So around the carts,

can I do a check to see if it looks like

these humans might have been unloading or

loading stuff? Like if there's footprints

going to the back of the carts to where

they are sort of thing? I'm just wondering

if these are... Give me a perception

check. Or if you have another relevant

check that you feel might be better. Ooh.

Uh... It doesn't look like these were

loaded. It looks like there was... These

things were destroyed by the undead. It

doesn't look like they were farmhands. The

farmhands are mostly undead. Right. Now,

I'm not looking for loot, but do they have

any sort of... Anything on them that would

like identify or potentially... You know,

like a card, business card, some sort of

satchel with... A business card. I don't

know. You actually see another one of

those hands.

A piece of fabric with a couple fingers on

the hand, basically. The missing finger.

Uh... And... Um... Just wondering...

Acrobatics, athletics, deception,

intimidation, society? Can I do a society

check if I recognize what that symbol

would be? Society or thievery? Maybe?

Yeah. Society. Can I roll good for once?

Yeah. You think you might have seen this

before? But this is not coming to your

mind. Right. It's nothing that you've seen

in the last couple weeks. Right. It's

nothing current at all that you've seen.

Um, so I kinda bobbled to catch up to the

group and... Hey guys! Hey! One of those

assholes had the same red cloth that we

found on the dead fella up there. What's

his name? Can I do a society check to see

if I know what it means? You don't know

what it means. You've only been in this

area for a short time. You have not lived

here. Okay. Yeah. So it's a harder check

for you. Uh, what about you? She's taking

the dog out. Oh. Then I shan't wander too

far then. Yeah. I think I found a wall.

That's what it looks like. Well you uh,

you kinda get your ass walled a little bit

back there. I know, because I didn't have

my stupid shield raised because I forgot

about doing that. I feel stupid. You guys

want to take some time to have Uwamiko

treat your injuries. It's... Yeah. Um, you

can do it once an hour and you haven't

done it, like it's been an hour. You don't

have immunity to that right now. Okay. So,

um, I know she had a way that she could do

that. Now you notice that you're wounded

too. Yeah, and Nightdream's quite beat up.

Yeah, so what's the wounded condition do,

just out of curiosity? So, your wounded

level determines your dying level when

you're down. Oh, can you change it? So if

you have... Sorry. Can you change it back

to one? Because I accidentally killed

myself clicking the wrong things. So you

need to be healed. Yeah, you're gonna fix

this up. Thank you. Oh, I am. Treat wounds

can be done to each... When you do use

treat wounds, it puts an immunity for an

hour on the person you treat wounds. It

takes 10 minutes to treat wounds, so you

can't just sort of do it over and over

again. Over a night you could, but... So

basically it takes an hour of... So a

treat wound takes 10 minutes, so I'll

advance the time for 10 minutes when you

do a treat wound. Hold on, let me do it

first, because it specifically says that

the 10 minutes is counted when you're

doing it too. Yeah, I'll watch the time to

see if it goes forward properly. Where is

my treat wounds at? If you get her...

Okay, so if you have wounded two, that

means when you go down, you start at dying

two. If you have wounded one, you start at

dying one. Okay, so it just advances. No,

wounded one advances by one, so you go

down once, that's dying two. So if you

have dying two and you die, you're dead.

And you go down, because it will add one

to that, and that's three, and three means

you're done. Okay. I might be wrong, it

might be four that you're done, like you

can't go up to four, it might be three as

a max, but it's like basically you hit a

certain number of dying, your character's

dead. You had to be like resurrected or

something. So I guess just out of

curiosity, so we're all undead, do we have

the same amount of undying? Because mine's

five. I'm not undead. Oh. Sucks to suck.

Um, this is the cat, so I did a medicine

check for her treat wounds. Yep, that

succeeds. Okay. You said that's ten

minutes, so I get a quick thing back. Uh,

that was just the medicine check, she

hasn't actually done that yet. So just...

Yeah, so you spend ten minutes healing,

blah blah blah blah blah. She's gonna use

the ability I think. I can't, oh wait,

maybe I can pull it out onto her. Hey-o.

Hey-o. There's no treat wounds thing for

me to click. Okay, just let me, let me,

um, so we should be able to go to browse

in hero actions, or not hero actions, but

browse beside the actions. And should be

able to type in treat wounds. There's

treat poison. Treat wounds right there. So

then I can drag it over to you. It's an

exploration mode thing. Oh, okay. So there

wouldn't be an action for it like that,

but you can drag that down to your macro

bar. Or no, it's already there. Yeah, I

dragged it out dumb. I didn't click on

exploration first. But yeah. Um, so,

active abilities. What's that mean? Um, so

there is a treat wounds macro there,

script macro right there. So if you click

on treat wounds, it expands down, and then

there's a treat wounds macro, see a script

macro. Mm-hmm. So click that, see what

happens. I'm curious. Oh, that was a

critical success by the way, what you got

for your medicine check. Oh, shit. Oh,

okay, so then if we're doing the first

one, then she regains four D8 hit points

and loses the wounded condition. So let's

just, next time use the macro because

we've just found it sort of thing. So,

yeah. So it's 15 healing and you lose the

wounded, whatever. Yeah, so she should be

max now. And she can take off the, you can

take that off yourself, right? You should

be able to. You just right click on it to

remove that. Yep. And that makes it go

down by one too. So it's got like two or

three on there. You right click on it, it

goes down by one each time. There's a

little tool tip there that explains it.

Thank you for the healing. You're welcome.

And it didn't advance the time

automatically, so I'm going to do that. So

there's the time. And she has to put her

own immunity. Reapply shield immunity to,

boom, that's something different. Yeah, I

can't give her treat wounds immunity.

Let's see if I can find it in treat

wounds. Is it, it's like an effect? Oh,

there's the macro right there. Okay. So I

think I can put that on your action bar

for you. I'm sorry, I had to go see the

dogs are barking at. So there I've just

placed the treat wounds macro on your, on

your action bar. Did that work? On my

action bar? Yeah, on your hotbar. I don't

see anything. Hello, let me refresh. Yeah,

I might have to refresh. Actually, you

know what, it's, and there's the effect

treat wounds immunity. I don't have

anything down there. Let's see what this

does. Let me tell you how to get it there.

So what you want to do is click on the

compendium in the far right. You know

where that is and type in treat treat

wounds and there'll be a PF2E macro that

you'll want. And also the effect treat

wounds. And you can drag those to your hot

bar. Oh, I see you're on the right. You're

on like a hot. Oh, okay. So I see you just

put it. I've been putting up the, those

things in the wrong spot. See?

Oh, look at all that stuff. Yeah, you got

multiple hotbars. I was putting them on

the wrong one. I probably did that for

everybody. What are you talking about?

Macros? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I put them

all in the wrong one. There's the macros

you're supposed to have everybody. Sheesh.

Nice. I was wondering, I was like, you

started on macros. I guess that doesn't

bother me. The gold one is the really cool

one because that has a whole bunch of

macros that are in the game. I think treat

wounds is even on that. Yeah, it is. I

like that one. Yeah. So, so anyway, I put

that, I manually put the immunity on her

and when I advance the time by 10 minutes,

it goes down. So I know that's working

properly. Okay. I'm going to try to treat

Sparks.

Sparks, may I treat you? Are you willing?

Lay it on me. He licks his lips. Oh,

there. That was quick. And did it give him

the D.Va? Maybe when he applies healing to

himself it will. No, let's see how to do

that separately. It is in the, I know that

effect is in the compendium when you type

in treat wounds, it's in there, but it

might also be in the BAM. I don't see it.

Or under exploration. No, I don't see it

there. So you can, you can go over into,

or I can put it on him if you want. If

you'd rather be doing it. Yeah, because I

can't put it on them. But do you see the

actual effect in the compendium? Yeah, I

saw it. So you can drag that to your

hotbar and then I can do it. Yeah, I moved

that over. Okay, I'm going to, I'll try

again on the horse. Okay, so that was 10

minutes that passed to put that on there

so she would have gone. Okay, so I think

our time is fine. Yeah, so now try the

horse. Yeah, great. We're learning. I'll

edit all this out. This is all boring

stuff. That horse needs to take six

healing. Can you do it, Jay? Yeah, I'll do

it for you. No, I put it on myself. See ya

at!

Yeah, I can't give it to the horse. All

right, I'll give it to the horse. There,

the horse has been given. All right.

You've all been given. And that took

another 10 minutes. Yes, it spent 30

minutes healing these losers. Oh, fuck.

You have 50 minutes remaining, she has 40

minutes remaining and the horse has 60. So

there. You guys had a, took a little

break. All right. Get some healing done. I

get three quick alchemy vials back. Yes.

Did that automatically get back or did

that not? No, I'm just tracking them

manually. Okay, that took 30 minutes. So

whatever 30 minutes would get you back.

Yep, I get one back. Sorry, go ahead.

Tiri, if you hit that new gold button that

I put on your thing. Yes. Look for

something that says refocus. Because

that's, because you used your focus

points. This should get your focus back.

Or you can just go in and manually add it,

I guess. But that's refocusing. To get

your focus points back because that's

every 10 minutes and you could have done

that. Very easily. What was that? I got a

text message. Oh my god. Wow. Blown the

fuck up. Did you murder someone?

So not that I used them all anyways, but

30 minutes. I get six vials back, which is

my maximum. Awesome. Good, good. Very

good. Very good, sir. What's up with these

macros? Oh my god, here's all the macros

and stuff you're talking about. Isn't it

cool? They're all there. Yeah, I'm sorry

about that. By putting the effects and

stuff on my character, I was just right

clicking and going to assign status effect

anyway. So it was doing pretty much the

same thing. But this is, you can look and

say, oh, what can I do? While we're

waiting for everybody's turn, you can go

in here and say, oh, what can we do?

There's demoralizes in here, which is sort

of a taunt. Grapple is an important thing

to do when you're tanking.

Oh.

So, Mako. When I was investigating some of

the human remains over there, I think it

was already understood. One, these guys

definitely didn't work on the farm. Right?

They're not zombies. Secondly, they had...

It's alive! Sorry. I hand over the same

red rag thing, or I pull it out and I show

it to Mako and I say, look, they had the

same rag that we found on... What can I

keep forgetting his name? Barduk? Bardok?

Brodek? Jesus. Broduk? No, the guy we were

supposed to meet. Anyway. Do you recognize

the symbol on the cloth? Was that society?

And can I also do occultism? Ooh, and a

religion?

I think it's society is what you want.

Something else that you guys should know

is every creature that you can meet, you

can do a check to see if you know about

this creature. To see if you know its

abilities and things like that. It's like

a... There's a word for it, I forget what

it is. But it's basically... Recall

knowledge is what it is. So each creature

has a different recall knowledge, like a

piece of type of lore or a skill that if

you're trained in that you'll... Oh, I

know what this is. I learned about it in

XYZ. In community college. So what did you

roll for a society? You, again, much like

Sparks, you feel like you've seen this

before. But you haven't seen it recently.

Alright, I'll just tell them. It looks

familiar, but... Yeah, I can't quite put

my life... Yeah, I can't quite put my

finger on it. Hmm. Oh well. Something to

take note and make sure we show the

misses. Actually, I guess we never found

that out. I assume

Berleen is... She's not married, is she?

Didn't seem like it, but I guess we didn't

ask either. Yeah. I mean, does that

matter? No. Maybe to some people. Just

because there's a goalkeeper doesn't mean

you can't score. Because I mean, it's an

awfully big estate for just, you know, a

one person and her zombies. I mean, she's

gonna help. Do you not all come from large

estates? I actually don't remember where I

come from. From what I've been told, it's

sort of a byproduct of the whole being

dead thing, and I kind of knock on my

skull. Faint memories of... Empty hollow.

Yeah. Just don't look. I have faint

memories of elegant places. Oh, then

Fizzle, you must have also come from a

very large estate. I don't remember. All I

really seem to recall is my knack for all

things alchemical and just blowing shit

up. It's a good time. I thought it was

like a laboratory. Don't you agree, person

kazoom, I can't remember? I want to call

you one of the other key names. I know,

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. It

should have gone a little different.

Curie, not Trudgy. Curie. Don't apologize.

You're doing great. You're doing great,

honey. Yeah. Support from you doesn't

count. What? Oh, okay. I'll stop it then.

So, I would like to change something. I

want everybody to be able to see... I want

the shared vision, and I know there's an

add-on here that enables it, so I'm just

looking through the add-on to see if

that's something I can enable. Because

I've got that here. So just bear with me.

You guys keep chatting amongst yourself.

Okay. Yeah, UbuMeko is like, well, two of

the three people here came from large

estates. Halomi lives on a large estate,

therefore everybody has a family home

that's a large estate, which means

somewhere, according to my logic, Fizzle

also has a large alchemical estate. Maybe

like a college or something. Oh,

interesting. I'd love to have a college.

I'm so knowledgeable at things, I could

teach people all sorts of stuff. You

could. Why are you doing this instead of

teaching? Uh, there's not really anybody

looking for those types of services around

here right now. Why don't you go

elsewhere? Uh, most undead Skelle people

are not very welcomed outside of our

particular area, if that makes any sense.

So I just kind of hunkered down and, you

know, just sort of trying to build a

reputation. Wait, you mean like the

country as a whole? Nobody wanted to

learn? Because there are other undead

outside of the city. All of the whole-

isn't that right? All the country is kind

of like undead? All of Geb? Am I

misremembering because the stupid person

is named Geb and the stupid country is

named Geb? I kind of forget if it was the

whole- I mean the book of the dead is from

his thing, so. Yeah, I think it is kind of

the whole. But maybe Sizzle doesn't know

that. Sizzle? Is he ever gonna get the

right name?

Oh, okay, yeah, just making sure I wasn't

confusing myself. Though I guess I still

agree what could be. Go ahead. Can you

guys try deselecting your tokens? And see

if your vision has changed? I'm gonna

deselect something. Just draw a select

rectangle around nothing. Looks like it

did it. Huh. So you can sort of see

everything that everybody else can see

now. That would be the dark vision, I

guess, basically. Ohhhhhh. I love that.

Okay. So, because I'm assuming that your

characters should be talking to each other

and you know, would share. I would tell

them, yeah. Yeah. Alright. There's just so

much on the map for me to look at now. Now

that my eyeballs can see. Okay. That

should make it a little more fun, I think.

Yeah. It is nice to be able to see things.

You can also look at each other's

character sheets, I think. You're all

observers of each other's character sheets

now. Ooh, we are! That's what, that was

what we, if you don't want anyone to open

it up, just say no, please don't open

mine. It's too late, I'm going through

everybody's. Alright. Well. Quick. Oh, I

can't look at the horses. Damn it. Well,

well, well. That was what I had to do.

Well, well, well, what? Just looking at

all your stuff. Wait, don't look at mine!

Don't look at mine! Yeah, yeah! That's

what I was saying! I just realized!

Nevermind, I stopped! I stopped! I'm not

looking anymore!

Alright. Okay, please don't look at mine.

Thank you. I'll also respect your privacy.

After she's rifled through your underwear

drawer. All I did was look at the front

sheet and then look at the actions and

then remembered. Oh shit, wait. I haven't

looked at anything yet. Alright. What do

you guys do next? Stick clothes. I suppose

one of those scenarios of let's keep ass

-floring. This was never really, took a

look at Oh, what's over here? Don't forget

your horse. Pause it before you get him.

Gotta be faster. Attach your horse to

yourself. I'm not putting that add-on on

this game again. That's okay. Oh, I didn't

break it last time? It was just so janky.

We used it like twice. Alright. A heavy

iron gate slammed shut on someone trying

to enter the farm. The corpse pinned by

the gate wears a dark red cloak streaked

with crusted blood. A leather satchel is

crushed against the corpse's chest by the

gates. So somebody is squished by the

gate. And they look dead dead like they

were once alive and are now dead. Not like

zombie dead. They're dead dead. Okay.

Sparks bursts out to a fit of laughter and

is just like, hahaha What a fucking idiot.

Wait a minute. Those live in glass houses.

Yep. I remember Sparks is the merchant.

His backstory. So he's just like, yay.

What a fool.

Does the red of his robe match the red of

the scraps of fabric we have? Yeah. The

scraps you have, the two scraps you've got

they're basically different shades of red.

But this is a red cloak and it's probably

within the same color palette close enough

I guess. So I guess I want to drag out the

body or whatever, flip him over to see if

the mark is on his chest or something or

on his clothes. The body is pinched

between the gates. Well I'm not worried

about keeping him in one piece. Alright.

Give me a strength check.

An athletics check. I'm sorry.

I don't think you can get a straight

strength check. I've never seen one. No I

don't see one. It's tight. Can I come over

and try? I want to go over and try. Yeah

you guys are all over here. Unfreeze me.

Just use your imagination. Strong lady,

come help. Can you pull this through? I

want to look at the front of him. While

you're doinking I'd also like to rummage

through that. Just get out of my water.

No. So as you pull on the body you're

pulling very hard. You hear the gates

something like a coiled spring sound going

bing bing bing. A large spring that is

being compressed. But you pull the body

through and with a great big slam after

you pull the body through the gates go

slam back together. So you're able to

force pull the body through. After you

pull him through you see the part of the

cloak that you couldn't see does have the

hand. The same hand on it. Suspicious. And

also a satchel falls out. Don't mind if I

do. Rummage, rummage, rummage.

Give me a perception. Don't. Where are you

going? He's running away. No I'm looking

for my horse. Just pull him back out. Just

don't worry about the horse. I'm going to

assume the horse is beside you. Okay

great. Perception? You find this. Roll my

perception. You find this in the satchel.

Wow. Oh my god my favorite. Strange, great

paste.

Don't make fun of me. If there are any

people who know about crafting or medicine

they can roll to see if they know what the

paste is. Ooh ooh ooh. Pull off. Where's

my medicine? Medicine. Go. You rolled a 22

for perception. You notice that there is

actually a lever to the side. Oh thank

goodness guys. Okay and then I got a 23 on

my medicine chest for the Grey Goose. You

know that this paste you've seen it

before, it's not really super dangerous.

It has a mildly uncomfortable effect on

the imbibers muscles. Okay. I'll tell the

group that it's like a very low grade

numbing kind of thing. And there's also

some anti-plague medicine. I think I'm

immune to diseases. Yeah can you guys be

diseased? Disease and poison protection. I

gain plus one circumstance bonus of saving

throws against disease and poison. So I

can technically be poisoned. What about

you, Tiri? Where do I see that? It's under

ancestry features. Well for me it's under

ancestry features. What do you do with the

lever? Can I... Well would you have

pointed out the lever? You discern that

this resets the gate. The gate, you know,

it seems like the gate is sort of a

security measure and you would reset it.

Do we want to leave the gate closed right

now and check out the rest of the farm

first? The gate is open right now. The

lever resets the trap. Then I would reset

it. Unless you don't want to. No, don't

reset it, because then we'll trigger it?

What triggers it? Walking through,

probably? Well I assume cranking the lever

again would open the trap? Can I do a...

Can I do a craft and check if I know the

ins and outs of this mechanism? There we

go. 21. One moment, please. Did it!

Figured out how to give you XP. Bang,

bang, bang. So the XP is for discovering

the paste. XP is awarded at important

story elements and things that you've

discovered. Sparks, what did you want to

know about this mechanism? You know all

about it. I just want to know if pulling

the lever opens and closes the gate, or

does it only reset the trap? Pulling the

lever will reset the trap. So it doesn't

open it? When you open the gate, the trap

is undone. Okay, so right now you said

it's open, so yeah, I guess maybe... I

guess we can leave it open? Hope that no

shufflers make their way through here?

Well if there's a shuffler, it's

shuffling. It doesn't really matter. Well

I guess we just have to go through now.

But there's so much stuff back there that

we haven't looked at. Well we can come

back. But that's leaving the farm, isn't

it? I thought this was more farm. Oh. I

guess can we peek over and like see...

Yeah, this is the end of the farm. This is

where the farm ends. You're looking out

into... it's dark, but this is... Okay,

it's an exit. Yeah, this is an exit. Oh,

okay. Above the table? That's the end of

the map. Oh, that makes sense. That hard

cut-off makes sense. I will go ahead and

reset the trap then. Great. The trap is

reset. Excellent. I was gonna take a

gander... I just want to take a gander at

these corpses that were left over here. I

found the horse that scared me. Oh my god.

These are zombie employees. Look at all

the spilled grain.

Yeah, 100%. Want to see... Let's pause

right there, Ubumiko. Keep going back.

Right there. Stop right there. So

basically this stuff is not really hidden

at all. You see several coils of sturdy

climbing rope and padded grappling hooks.

Right at Ubumiko's feet. You can see that

a portion of the wall to the north is

partially sunken to the earth, and it

looks like the wall would be easily

climbed over right there. Right up here.

Okay. And the spot where it looks like it

was easy to climb over, does it look like

there was any form of tracks that landed

down on the other side? I mean, I'm

assuming this is where ruffians came

across. Yes. Okay, what the fuck was that?

That was something I was supposed to click

on earlier.

Ambience. Do you guys feel ambiated? Feel

it in my left ear for sure.

It's going everywhere. Do you want to

search the corpses? Yeah, let's search

that corpse. Give me

a... if you want to try your athletics out

you can do that. Also perception is a good

one. You want to try to perceive what's

going on here. And if anyone knows about

warfare, that's also something that I

would accept. Is there any check for

fireworks?

No. I'll perceive.

You're outside the silo now, or are you

inside the silo? Outside it? Outside, you

don't notice anything. Sounds like we

might need to be looking inside.

I rolled... There's outsides and insides,

so the door's open, the grain is filled.

Can I go inside? Yes, you can just go

right inside. Rolled an ID on my

perception check to look at the things.

Your token might not go inside, but you

can just tell me you're going inside. I

thought I could go inside, go inside. I'd

like to peek inside. Okay.

Keep trying, keep trying. Jam it in there.

Well, maybe I'm not approaching it from

the right angle, because this game is all

weird sometimes about stairs and stuff.

Okay, I gotta stop moving.

Sparks, you notice that there was quite a

big melee that happened here. It looks

like a group of six or more people took a

defensive position near these silos, and

then surrounded and slaughtered these

charge hands before fleeing in multiple

directions. So there was quite a fight

here.

Uwumiko, you can give me crafting or

medicine checks. Medicine! As you peer

into the silo. But damn! Get checked

medically!

You see that there's something in this

silo, and actually, I'm gonna tell you

that you check the other silos as well.

There is a pinkish-gray powder sprinkled

across the grain in all four silos. Hey

guys, I think this stuff is poisoned.

Actually, you recognize the powder, and

it's not poisonous. It only causes a mild

headache. Hmm. This, the grain here, y

'all, has been camped with. It's not gonna

kill anybody, probably. But it's also not

a great thing to have on the eye. Emily,

to bet that these pinky-less brigands had

something to do with it, and they're

trying to sabotage Houloni. Starting to

look that way. There's different sound

effects! Oh boy, okay. Alright, I gotta

remember this. We gotta get our sound

effects going. So, tell me,

so the wall also, I told you about that

the wall looks sort of like compromised,

and it looks like that's where they

climbed over, right? That's what I can do

with that? Yeah. Alright. So you guys get

some more XP rewards. I'm gonna AFK for

just a minute. I gotta check laundry. I

wonder, should we really be further

exploring this? I think we might be out of

our depth. I think we're doing pretty

okay. Okay, well, I'm gonna let you know

right now, I cannot help you anymore. Oh.

I'm physically incapable. Well, just make

some more potions. That's what I've been

doing, and I, like, pluck a little vial

out, and you'd see glimmers, and this

one's clearly like a thunder vial. Yeah, I

don't have my knowledge base is different

than yours. Those kind of things I don't

have access to. I would say you guys spent

10 minutes at the gate and 10 minutes at

the silos. Does that seem fair to you? Mm

-hmm. Yeah, sure. Alright. And you get

awarded because you determined there was a

melee, and you get also rewarded because

you successfully saw that the grain was

altered.

Excellent. Well, we know some spots are

clear. Do you mind coming with me? We'll

just backtrack and check the zombie house

here. Well, I say zombie house, but... A

barn? Yeah, this place all the way down

here. You're so much faster than me!

Alright. You guys gonna go in? You can go

in. Yeah, you can go in there. Okay,

let's... So, you see a dozen leather-like

satellite contraptions, each with numerous

straps and buckles, like crushed and

tangled in a heap amid rubble from the

collapsed walls. Well, I fixed the door in

that one place, but I don't think I'm

gonna be able to fix this. I don't know

what that actually is. Do you want to try

to do some repairs here? Crafting or

farming lore? Farming lore? I mean, I

could definitely do some crafting. Hey-ya!

Ugh. Wow. Don't feel pressured just

because I'm watching your head. You're

looking at all this tech and you're just

like... Seems like a lot of effort to go

about this. And I was supposed to award

all of you XP earlier, and I did not, for

finding

the first scrap. I'm supposed to write

those down and do it at the end, or do it

right while we're playing? I'm back.

Welcome back.

So, here's the loop that... It says the

corpse is in here, but the corpse was

actually drawn on the map up there, so

that was confusing to me. Oh, you guys

left me? Oh, you're investigating the

building. Cool. We never... We never

establish if our vampire friend has a

resistance to diseases. Oh, so I looked at

her. She doesn't have any weaknesses or

resistances. She has one immunity to death

effects. I think her resistances are all

like, she has the undead characteristic,

so it's basically the same as any undead.

Basic undead benefits, basically. Immunity

to death effects. You know, disease and

poison protection. She gets a plus one

circumstance bonus, and so does sparks to

saving throws against disease and poison.

So they can still get poison and disease,

it's just they have an advantage. And the

advantage isn't like in D&D advantage,

it's plus one circumstance. Plus one means

a lot more in this game than the other D

&D. Plus one is good, especially at level

one. It's really good. So, I like the

roofs disappearing. That's kind of neat.

However, your mouse will roll them, they

just disappear. They don't for me. They do

for me. Move your token underneath there,

I think they'll disappear for you. Okay,

yeah, I see.

I assume... or can I do an additional

check just to see? I assume the majority

of this building damage was recent. This

building wasn't always like this. That's

right. You would tell, like, basically

the, I would say the corpse is probably

buried under it partially. This used to be

a well-maintained place. This would take

us more than ten minutes to clean up, I

think. I've already advanced the game in

twenty minutes. Someone did a check to see

if they could help fix some of the stuff

and fucked it up dearly, so don't worry

about it. Would you guys like to engage

the cow at this point? Would that be

something you guys would like to do since

you're sort of right near it? Yeah, I

guess so. I mean, it definitely would have

hurt us mumbling about here. Alright, so,

that's when that happened. Yeah, we killed

a cow, guys. Whew! We did it! Wow, I'm so

glad that I had suddenly gotten my spells

back for this time, so I was able to

assist. It was all me. You did it. Good

job, team. And now the horse is here this

time. So I guess now, these bodies that

are just strewn about in here, are they

more of the zombies? Or does it look like

it's some of the not charges? As you look

around, it looks like a little bit of

everything. There's mostly, it's mostly

it's not zombies. Maybe there's a farm

worker here, maybe there's some guy who

has, looks like maybe they were invaders

here, maybe. Old Urga's had a farm. E-I-E

-I-O. With a dead zombie here, body part

there. Yeah, exactly. Testifies strewn

everywhere. That was pretty good. Or do

you want to go inside? I want to hear

Chris sing more. Sing for us, puppet. That

was Sparks. When you open the door, I'll

pause the game to do some reading.

Alright, I'm going to pause the game here.

I'm assuming you guys are going in, I

guess, at this point. Shelves and racks

line the walls of this building. Various

farming and gardening implements clutter

the space. Brakes, hose, a wheelbarrow,

bags of soil, buckets of nails, rope,

hammers and saws and the like. But all of

it seems to be in good order. It's all

good working order. Tools and supplies.

Nothing seems to be a mess. Also, the

contraptions that look like they're used

to sort of secure zombies. Can I pick one

of those up? That tack would take some

effort to repair and, I think, to make it

work. And you failed the crafting check,

so you couldn't untangle it. Too big of

knots, I guess. Okay, that's fine. Is

there anything cool or useful in here?

There's lots of hammer, it's tools that

you could use to repair the farm. If you

don't have tools, then you could get them

here. Hammers and saws and, you know, all

the stuff that basically a big farm would

need for maintenance and things like that.

It's a well-organized tool storage room.

There's spare doors, spare parts.

Alright, well, we know where we need to

come back to if we need to try to not fuck

something up. If we need to unfuck

something? Exactly. You know, Spark, if

you're looking for something for personal

use, I could make you something. Oh, wait,

wait, wait, wait, pause, retare. Ah. When

you killed Moshguda,

you noticed that there is a scythe, if you

recall the picture. Oh, sticking out of

the side of him, yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna

unpause now. Should I go get that scythe?

I feel like that was a hint, a hinty hint.

I mean, it'd be a really cool weapon. So,

it stuck in there really tough. I'm gonna

need an athletics check. I can do that.

The scythe of the bull? Are you destined

to be king? You get the scythe out. Now,

here's my question to you. If you double

click on the cow, Double clicking cow? Oh,

I see it. Okay, so you should be able to

drag that to your inventory. It's unclear.

Yeah. Drag it. You should be able to get

that. That's now your weapon. The nature

of the scythe is unclear. Yeah, that's all

it says.

There's not attunement in this D&D, right?

Or something different? No, but there

isn't a limit to how much you can carry.

There's weight. There might be attunement.

I don't know. Honestly. I thought I read

about this stuff, but you just asked that

question and it's like something that you

just talked about and I just went right

out of my head. Alright. I'll ask it again

another time. Yeah, I'll look it up

another time. But basically, you pull that

right out with no problem and the weapon

is in your it's a martial weapon. I think

you can equip it if you want. I think it's

one-handed. It doesn't say but it's, if

you read the thing, it says on a critical

hit, the weapon adds weapon damage die of

the listed size, which is d10. Roll this

after doubling the weapon's damage. So if

you get a crit with this, you get an extra

d10 as well. And it says if you ruin it,

you can get even more. Runing is something

that we'll talk about. It's basically

making your current weapons magical

weapons without you having to get a

magical, find one. So you can sort of

basically craft enhancement to your

weapons. You can also use the weapon to

trip. Do you see where I'm seeing this on

the weapon, Kat? No. Okay. I just want to

teach you. Basically, this is teaching. So

if you go to your inventory and you go to

the weapon and click on the text, unusual

scythe, you see it says deadly. Nope, it

just says the nature of the scythe is

unclear. Oh, it doesn't say it doesn't

have any other details? Nope, just that.

Can you inspect it? That's why I was

wondering if it was something I had to

attune to. I can see those things on mine,

but these things, there's something called

mystifying. Oh, you actually have to

identify it. Right. So I'm reading you all

these details about it and technically you

don't know. I think identifying might be

an action that you can do. I kind of would

like to know this if anybody minds me just

having a quick look it up. I believe

identify is something you can do now.

Like, anybody can do it, right? Yes, but I

think so. Where did I see this kind of...

Or maybe it's only if you're trained in

it. Does anybody have identify? Uh, it

means identify magic. I don't have that

one. Identify alchemy? I think anybody can

do it. If you go to... Oh, no, okay, I see

more about it here now that I equipped it.

Okay. You equipped it? What do you see

about it now? You attack with a weapon?

No, it still missed the... Oh, okay.

Sorry. Do you see attack and unholy? Uh,

yes. Do you see anything past attack? When

I hover over the word unholy, effects with

the unholy trait are tied to powerful

magical forces of cruelty and sin. Okay,

there are a couple more hidden traits to

it that I... And see, it's got a question

mark beside it, so it does have to be

identified. You can use it, but I don't

think those other things you know about.

This is sort of like if it's cursed or

something. I think this is something

dangerous, right? I'll tell you it's not

cursed right now, but... Okay. Let's see.

Identify magic? As far as I can tell,

anyone can do it. Yeah. But that's

assuming you know that the item is

actually magical. I just want to see how

you do it in the game, not in Foundry.

Which I think there's a cantrip? Yeah, I

don't have it. I didn't take it. Okay, so

you would... if someone has detect magic,

that's how you know if it's a magical

item. That's A. So that's how you would

know that. But as for the specific

mechanics of identify, I'm still... it

doesn't say, like... Read or cantrip is

required. Yeah, interesting. No, it says

you can spend ten minutes to try to

identify the tickers of magic. If your

tempers are interrupt, you must. And I set

the DC for the... Okay. Yeah. Okay, there

we go. Critical sex... yeah, I found the

rule. Identify magic. Yeah, I was reading

it. So it's like, it says once you

discover that an item, locate if your

ongoing effect is magical. So we don't

know the scythe is magical. Right.

Exactly. Except the DM told you it was.

Technically we're supposed to have read

aura to find out. Now, that being said, it

does say it's an unusual scythe. So what

does that tell you? Right? It's not just a

scythe. It's an unusual scythe. I think

you guys can do identify on it. And that

is an action. Let's see if I can link

that. Give me a d20 roll. Just Tiri? Or,

sorry, was that all of us? No, just Tiri.

You look at this, and you can tell what

it's magical. You suss it out. You're an

elf. You've seen magical shit before. Oh,

wait, hey, you know what? There's a button

for this. Okay, I've learned something.

Here we go. So if you go into your

inventory and to the unusual scythe, see

where it says bulk 4, and then it's got

change carry type, see the question mark?

Do you see a question mark on your sheet?

No, I don't. So you just see basically

edit item and then trash? I see held one

hand, two hand, worn, stowed, dropped. And

then the next icon over? Trash can. Just

the two icons. Okay, that's fine. I guess

I have to do it. Okay, here we go. There

we go. Do you see that in chat? Oh, yeah,

identify magic. So you can use any of

those to try to identify the magic. Does

it say what the DC is, or is the DC hidden

for you? I don't know. It doesn't say

anything. Does it say I'm trying to

understand what you're seeing because I'm

seeing something different. Can you

describe to me what you see? Oh, so in the

chat I see identify items, skill checks,

there's four, and I can click on them.

Does it say what the skill checks are?

Arcana, nature, religion, occultism.

Great. Pick one of those that you have the

best chance at, and then click it. Don't

fuck it up. I only have plus... oh, no,

wait, religion. There we go. Okay, we're

picking religion. You're religious.

Remember Immot? I don't know what I

rolled. Okay, you rolled a ten, and you

failed, and that means that tomorrow

you'll have to try again. Okay. So now I

know how to do that. That's why I wanted

to sit down and... because there's a lot

of magic items in the game, so that's the

first magic item you guys find. So it took

me a little bit to understand that, but I

understand now. Continue on with your

explorations. Thanks for indulging me.

Check the other broken building, or do we

want to check the cool plants? I guess

we're here. Nightdream's gonna go in there

and be like, I'm pretending I'm grazing.

Oh, no. Okay. Varyus garden variety,

tubers, berries, and leafy vegetables lie

neglected in six large planter boxes. A

wheelbarrow lies on its side, damp soil

spilling from it onto the path. To the

west of the garden, the path turns north,

leading to a twelve foot tall archway in

the side of a sheer twenty foot high rocky

outcropping. A wooden gate with... a

wooden fence with an open gate stands

beneath the arch. So... that's to the

west. North is up. West is... I assume we

just thought it this way. Yeah, I think

that gate is the one that you... the

trap... that's the trap that you undid,

basically. Oh, okay.

So, this garden looks disheveled. What

would you guys like to do with the garden,

or do you want to do anything here? Do you

wanna... do you wanna try some skill

checks to do anything with the garden?

He reaches down, tries to eat some of the

green stuff, it just goes up into his

mouth and falls down. He's trying, though.

Okay, for a sec. I guess... does it look

like the garden's been messed with, or

does it look like you said it looked sort

of disheveled, so... You see some garden

tools that are just sort of left on the

ground?

Where were we? Well, they were trying to

lace the grain. Can I check to see if

they've done anything to the plants? It

looks like the plants have just been sort

of trampled a little bit.

Looks like they've been... roll me... if

you know anything about cooking, or if you

know anything about farming, nature, or

plants in any way...

Let's see... Nature's a 2, survival's a

5... I'll be right back. Roll me a nature

check. It's gonna be fantastic.

Well... I'm not very nature-y. It looks

like a... different raised garden beds.

You know, raised planters. There's

different plants in each one. The ones up

here all seem damper. Soggier. Ooh, is

this weed?

You don't know, apparently. You have no

idea what weed looks like. Wait, is the

horse attached to me, or is that you

moving the horse around? Must be you. You

can see who it is. If you zoom in, you can

see the mouse moving around. Oh, it is

Katrina. I thought she was gone. I forgot

how to unmute myself. Well, Terry, I don't

know fuck all about these plants. And then

I'll stand here and sort of like operate

the wheelbarrow and start scooping some of

the dirt back. That's the nature thing?

Oh, I suck at nature. Well, yeah, but you

might roll really well. If you want to

try, you can try. That was better than my

roll. You actually do know a little bit

more than he does. It seems like the

plants to the north are for a different

climate, like for a damper soil than the

ones in the lower. But that's, you don't

know anything more than that. Not really

that useful. It does look like it's all

disheveled, but the stuff you would need

some tools, the appropriate tools to... Is

it ready to be harvested? Like can I tell

that much? Or is it like good? There's,

this is not a substantial amount to

harvest. Yeah. These are not... They're

small amounts. These are not I mean, this

would, this wouldn't feed a city. They're

test sample things. Testing for different

soils, like kind of thing. You know, like

your employers do. Okay. I make a note for

Berleen that some of her species of plants

are not acclimated for this environment.

Alright. Because I'm not a botanist. I'm

not a gardener. You just have to carry

out. You're just a skeleton making its way

through the world. I just know how to mix

shit. Like if somebody gets me the right

type of plant, I know what to do with the

plant in terms of growing the plant. I

don't know, I guess. I would assume. Like

that to me that's what would classify as

alchemy. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So over here

this was nothing, right? It was a trap

thing. Oh no, the trap gate was up

further. Yeah. You haven't been in this

area yet. No, I haven't been here. Okay. I

take it Leo is not here. Yeah, she's AFK.

Let's just pause for a moment.

Mako, what do you know about farming and

gardening and these plants in general?

When you ask that, I want you to take a

good hard look at his nice clothes with

his long nails. And just everything else

that doesn't necessarily

scream, I do anything ever. I can see your

character sheet. I forgot. I don't have a

character sheet! I know. I closed it. I

clicked on it and I was like, don't do it.

I guess they're cats instead. You don't

know anything about this. Nobody knows

anything about this. Excellent. Looks like

a bunch of plants in boxes. Big boxes.

Looks like a mess. Some of the top three

sets of planters are, or I don't want to

call those planters but gardens are more

moist than the ones down south. So I

basically said some of the plants they

have in the garden seem to be not well

acclimated for this environment. Something

I'd like to show you guys if you click on

the Actors tab, you should see your

character sheets, basically. And then at

the bottom, do you see a Bestiary browser?

So as you, oh I'm sorry. Bestiary Tracker.

As you play the game, I will be adding any

NPCs you find to this so that you can, you

know, go and look at them. Because you've

defeated these so you should know about

them after you've defeated them. They all

say Unknown Creature. I don't know

anything about them. Not even the undead.

Oh no. We're making fun of you not having

it full yet. Oh yeah, like the dog and the

horse and the zombies. They're just

unknown creatures. We know nothing about

them. Really? How do I reveal that to you?

You don't see the... It's empty. It's

totally empty. Just question marks across

the board. But I mean we see the three

creatures in there. Just question marks.

Ooh, is the cow in here? Yeah, it's under

NPCs. NPCs. I don't see an NPC. I don't

have that tab. It's not a tab. It's at

the... Oh, over here. I see creatures,

NPCs, unaffiliators, it's unknown

creatures. Just should add the hazard too.

You guys figured the hazard out too. Okay,

yeah, I see them. So, how do I reveal

those two, Jim? Left click, toggle known

information on the visual monsters,

players earn information. Toggle

misinformation, no don't do that. So the

zombie horse, you would know how much

health it had and you would know the name

of it. Because I told you the name of it.

So do you see that at all there now? Yep,

those changed. Yep, I see the... Okay, and

you know what the zombie hound and you

know how much health it has. So I can

click on different things and I guess you

know that it chewed you and it knocked you

down. I didn't realize how to click on all

this. That's kind of annoying for me. Is

this something you guys would like or

should I not even bother with this?

Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Yeah,

I like it but I don't know. I feel like my

use for it would be pretty niche. But I

like it, I like this kind of shit. I

really like the NPC one though. That would

be really helpful. If any NPCs... I'll add

the stuff here and if there's something

you feel is missing, let me know and I'll

add it too. Okay. I'm probably going to

run over and check this other dilapidated

building. Okay. I'll go with you. This

one's going to need more than a hammer to

fix this I think. This partially collapsed

building contains nothing but a mass of

leather and iron harness that's been

trampled almost beyond recognition. How

much you want to bet that belongs to our

cow friends? Yeah. So here's the weird

question. I'm assuming the assholes that

broke in here just went through and like

unrestrained and opened doors and shit to

get them out. Yeah, backfired on them

horribly I guess. The thing that would

have actually restrained the cow, does it

look like it was actually tampered with or

cut or broke or anything like that? I'm

assuming. It's just... it's a... it's

almost beyond recognition. It's been

trampled and destroyed so much. Something

in a mad rage for some reason has driven

the creature into a mad rage. Something

happened. I wonder if those brigands did

something to aggravate the undead here.

Maybe they purposely did it? They're not

so misbehaved. They purposely wanted to

destroy the farm for some reason maybe?

100%. What did they do to aggravate it

other than maybe sticking that scythe in

it? Oh yeah. There could have been, I

don't know, maybe some I want to say

grenade but that's not right. Some sort of

I don't know, gas thrown on them,

something to incite them. Maybe they ran

around with like... Maybe they just used

pitchforks to poke it from a distance and

then it finally pissed it off? Could have.

Or maybe they just enraged it like I don't

know if that's a spell but you know.

Actually you guys were told about kind of

a clue to this. Roll me a history check

and I'll tell you. Or you can use your

hero points if you want. If you have hero

points. Can I roll a history check and if

I fuck it up can I use my hero point

after? You can't but someone else can.

History? Do I have history? I don't have

history. It's a lore. I have engineering

lore. I don't have that lore. Do you have

any lore? I have zombie lore. Fireworks.

Engineer. And racial lore. Why do you have

engineering lore? Hold up. Any lore that

is pertaining to the undead or any lore

that could... Occultism then. Yeah that's

great. Occultism? Yeah I can do that.

There are lore checks though right? I got

a 14 on zombie lore. I rolled a 23. I

rolled a 23. It's a team effort here.

Okay. Someone's gonna need to spend a hero

point. Well it's a team effort. I will. I

get two. Okay. Oops. Okay I spend a hero

point. Okay. So you recall that Berleen

told you that zombies have minders and you

remember when you first went into the...

Well you've seen these around too in the

city. Zombies have basically zombie

tenders. Zombie minders. Zombie handlers.

And if their handler is injured or they

lose control, the zombie could go into a

rage. So you probably think that maybe

something happened to a handler of this

creature. Maybe why it would go into a

rage. And you recall that Berleen

mentioned something about that. Okay. I

say we keep looking. Okay well I think we

got one more building left. I think. You

want me to go in first? This time? Go for

it. Haha. Meet ya. Oh no. I think I'm

gonna get...

Just one second please.

I hope Jay's recording caught your little

song. We can just replay on that like over

and over. Oh no. You wouldn't.

Just make it your ringtone. Oh. Well

that's good. So how are the animals doing

where you're sitting? Um, fine. Most

everyone is napping. Um. The dog wants

attention. Well, they both do but the

Saint Bernard is more aggressive with his

affection. Haha. And he comes up and he

shoves his head under my arm and then he

makes a bunch of snorting sounds. Because

he's, you know, a big dog. But he doesn't

have free access to the room I'm going to

be sleeping in. So we're not gonna sleep

together. Which will be sad. But you might

actually get some sleep. Haha. Oh it

doesn't bother me. He snores and I snore

so we're perfect. Haha. So when you make a

character and you use that character maker

thing website, it shows you like a bunch

of stuff, like actions that you can take

based on whether or not you're trained in

the associated skill. Mhm. Um. Yeah. I

just think that's interesting. Or

something to add to the book. Or to the

bopping-y. To the action bar. Or to the

character sheet. Holy crap. Haha. You got

there. Yeah, I made it. I'm not sure what

the question or statement was about

anymore but a whole bunch of something. I

don't really remember. J helped me with

that. Oh it was Identify. Oh. So Arcana.

Identify magic trained only. So you can do

Identify magic with your Arcana check only

if you're trained in Arcana. And the only

thing you can do when you're not trained

in it is recall knowledge. And I think

that's like the default for all of them is

you can recall or I guess like in this

acrobatics it says you can balance or

tumble through. Haha. Apparently you can

only squeeze in acrobatics if you're

trained in it. Haha. But yeah, a bunch of

little things like that and then in that

character sheet builder it even has the

actions tab and it lists a bunch of shit.

Like, Coerce. And all that kind of thing.

Like, crawl. Decipher writing based on you

know, like six different kinds of skills.

So I think my crazy person brain is gonna

add all these to my character sheet like,

go back. Alright.

Camera seems to be totally in the video

seems to be totally screwed up. As you

approach the door you hear pounding on the

door. I think we should keep that door

closed. Haha. So, doot doot doot doot doot

doot doot what do you guys choose to do

now? Let's leave. I reply, heck,

housekeeping. Haha. Haha. Well we can tell

Berleen that some of her zombies are still

kicking in. Alright, the door bursts open.

Oh my god you guys. And you guys are in

combat. You fools! Bad fizzle bottoms. Why

is this my fault? Because you knocked- you

knocked on the doors of housekeeping. To

the left well enough alone. I didn't

knock, I just said housekeeping. Oh, I

wasted a nap. To the left well enough

alone. Acceleration isn't enabled in this

browser. What? Does edge suck or is it

just me? Edge sucks. That's not about

right. Edging sucks. Oh, okay. Oh, I'm

sorry, is that your preference? Oh,

Compton.

Oh, sorry, sometimes the words just fall

out of my mouth a little. It's just the

three of us in combat right now, right?

I'm the only one- that's what I'm saying.

Did you roll combat? I roll initiative? I

did. I think we did, yeah. I rolled a 24.

Just making sure I wasn't going crazy and

there was supposed to be an- No, no, no.

They crashed the gate and they were hidden

and now they're not hidden. Or not gate,

the door. The door- they busted open the

door. So I'd say probably one of them is

right out there. And I guess I could have

hidden the other ones from you. You can

see three. You don't know if there's more.

So it's your turn. Okey-dokey. Well I

think now's a good time to hit a zombie

with some splash effects. Sounds good. I

think you're going to have to choose which

one you hit carefully because the splash

would just hit you too if you hit the one

closest to you. Right. I guess I'll aim at

the middle one then. If I aim at the

middle one it should hit all of them,

right? That's right. I think so, yeah. Now

I guess a better question. I didn't

necessarily see in the thing what I roll

for splash damage. Unless it's in my

attack roll. Acid was a 1d6. That was a

good one. And then there was- the other

ones were just like one damage for splash.

There was different- no, 1d6 was the

persistent damage. There was just like one

damage for splash. But if you crit, that's

two. That is true. Let's go ahead. And